FR: Today's approaches.

[ElStud]

Yeah, as with all my other FR's, I'm basically going to tell you about the girls I approached today and how the approaches went. I'm not going to post ALL of the approaches, because some of them plain sucked, but yeah... here they are...

Approach #1: The table of girls with one other guy

So I was basically walking around and I decided to approach this group of girls, where only one guy was sitting. Honestly can't remember much of the approach, but I'll tell you what happened, not in order, but I'll tell you what I can remember...

- I approach the set of girls, can't remember quite what I opened with.

- I asked this one girl what she was doing on her weekend and if she was partying. She told me she was going to Arizona this weekend, apparently going for some baseball related thing. I don't keep up with sports, so I wouldn't know.

- I picked up this bottle of water and I was like "Hmm... we should have a wet T-shirt contest!" and the girls are laughing.

- At one point I brought up the fact that I was looking for people in my band and I asked the girls what instruments they played. So yeah, we talked about that and eventually some time after that Nikki chick says "We'll be your groupies".

- Eventually the bell rings and I kino the Rachel girl and ask what I should nickname her. Then I say "Rache". Then I make up a name for her friend, "Darkness". Hah. Eventually I'm like "So we have Rache" then I kino the Rachel girl and "Darkness" then I kino her and the girls just sort of laugh.

Don't really know if this was a good set or not. Girls were interested yeah, but I don't know.

Approach #2

I'm walking afterschool and I see this Jacquie girl that I like. This one dude was talking to her, but when he leaves I'm like "Hey Jacquie, what are you doing this weekend? Having any parties?" and she's like "No" while still walking and as I keep going on saying "Yeah, we should have a party at your house though. That would be fun" she kind of stops, smiles at me and says "Yeah".

Don't know if that was really a good approach either. Sure she smiled, but come on, she's a cheerleader, she's probably just being nice. I think this other black dude is after her though since I always see him talking to her and I even saw him touching her, though she resisted. This dude is also in my grade and just moved here this year. It'll be competition.

 

[Real]

why are all your approaches in blue background??? why arent they norma looking??? meaning


APPROACH:

me: blabla
her: bla bla

notice i didnt have a quote type blue background.......whats up with that??

 

[HandyAndy]

*sigh*......

 

[Grand Wizzard Alamar]

ok I'm not trolling this thread or anything but... you guys should be banned if you're not going to say something that people actually can read without thinking you're retarded?

 

[ElStud]

Exactly man, what is this the invasion of the KBJ's? If you're not going post something useful or even ON TOPIC, don't bother, I don't want to hear it and no one else does either. Haha, I swear the only reason they're not banned is apparently the admin or whoever bans likes keeping around no good trolls who do nothing but troll, brag and act like jerks. I can't think of one good reason of why these guys should stay, they don't post FR's or proof that they're actually doing anything, they brag, troll and they overall act like jerks. If you took some of these "so-called" DJ's out into the field, they'd get scared as heck. Haha, what happened to all that advice you posted? What happened to all that sh1t you were talking on the forum? In the end, by acting like false DJ's these guys are only fooling themselves.

 

[Grand Wizzard Alamar]

Exactly man, what is this the invasion of the KBJ's? If you're not going post something useful or even ON TOPIC, don't bother, I don't want to hear it and no one else does either. Haha, I swear the only reason they're not banned is apparently the admin or whoever bans likes keeping around no good trolls who do nothing but troll, brag and act like jerks.

Yeah a nonsense post like that is like them saying "ban me! ban me!"
Is that what you think of my posts to you Elstud?

 

[HandyAndy]

Well, everyone on this forum does give you advice, you disagree with ALL of it, you make it seem like you know whats right and you think all the girls are attracted. Have a friend record one of your approaches, and we'll tell you if theyre interested or not.

 

[Real]

whats a KJB in elstud's opinion? all i see is guys with SOME success or ALOT of success posting and telling you HOW to better succeed, and YOU elstud keep saying how cool you are and how every single ****ing girl is interested in you, when u havent even kissed a girl in your life

so, whats a KJB?

 

[Grand Wizzard Alamar]

a KJB is a key jockey board.

rofl.

 

[ElStud]

Well, everyone on this forum does give you advice, you disagree with ALL of it, you make it seem like you know whats right and you think all the girls are attracted. Have a friend record one of your approaches, and we'll tell you if theyre interested or not.

Everyone? No, only the neighborhood idiots like you. Tell me dude, where's your success? Where's the proof you've actually gotten any? I can't find because it's clearly not there. Yet, hey, you give advice and apparently feel you have the right to act like a jerk to everyone who YOU think is not as good as you. You might as well say "Well I give you advice, you disagree with all of it" blah blah, because you honestly don't give a sh1t whether the rest of the forum agrees or not.

Something common among the people giving me advice is...

- They have no proof of success.
- They act like jerks to everyone they feel is inferior.
- They often spam and troll the forum.
- They give advice as if they actually know what they're talking about.

There are people on this forum who know what they're talking about and none of you guys are it. Ocassionally a guy who knows his stuff might reply, but usually it's the same old trolls giving advice... Real, HandyAndy, I could go on.

 

[HandyAndy]

Tell me dude, where's your success? Where's the proof you've actually gotten any? I

wheres YOUR proof of success, where YOUR proof you gotten any? Show me a post then ended in ATLEAST a number close, the only thing i see out of you are pathetic ass approaches

 

[Grand Wizzard Alamar]

he goes for quantity instead of quality... even instead of quantity of quality lol.

>>I made a tongue twister <<

 

[ElStud]

wheres YOUR proof of success, where YOUR proof you gotten any? Show me a post then ended in ATLEAST a number close, the only thing i see out of you are pathetic ass approaches

Haha, pathetic ass approaches? Sorry man, but until you post ONE approach or report you have no RIGHT to brag about ANYTHING. And you make it so obvious you're a phony too, your attitude, it's not the attitude of a DJ, it's the attitude of an arrogant assh*le who thinks he's king of the forum because he got laid ONCE. Would a DJ deliberately put someone down? No, a DJ does not need to put anyone down and a DJ does not NEED to brag. I can tell you don't get laid consistantly, it's just from the whole prickish attitude. If you act like this much of a child in real life, there's no way you could be getting consistantly laid, because you're not being real around girls. I can almost predict that if you ever DID really get laid, it was by using a bunch of tricks that the chicks fell for and overall being an arrogant assh*le. I can also safely say you probably weren't with those chicks for a long time.

Also most of the trolls on this forum seem to have never heard about something called SUB-COMMUNICATION. Heck, it's not even JUST the trolls, MOST people on this forum don't know anything about sub communication. Most people think if you're not using the right "words" or saying the right thing, that means, NO INTEREST. Wrong. I've used the following EXAMPLE thousands of times. If you give a geek, the best opener, it will probably not work. If you give a guy who's confident and high value, the best opener, it's going to work. This is called sub communication.

And I've also had FR's that would be good by your "words words words" standards and you guys STILL TALK SH1T.

 

[Real]

proof of success.......not just me talking to girls and getting rejected:


http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=107137

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=107137

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=111303

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=108379

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=108379

 

[ElStud]

proof of success.......not just me talking to girls and getting rejected:


http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=107137

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=107137

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=111303

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=108379

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=108379

And for some strange reason you were STILL banned. I could think of a couple, the fact you spam and troll the forums and act like an immature pr1ck. This ends now, mods won't ban your asses and you want to corrupt the forum? I won't be apart of it. You guys are officially IGNORED. I'm tired of having my threads ruined because you jackasses.

 

[HandyAndy]

because he got laid ONCE

thats once more than you....

a DJ does not NEED to brag

Ive never bragged about anything.

I can also safely say you probably weren't with those chicks for a long time.

Uhh, this response is just stupid....i dont even know what to say to something coming from such a retard..

stop trying to be cool over the internet...if you post a FR with one successfull close ill show you some respect, but if you keep using that " i know everything and i wont take any advice from anyone" attitude, youll get no respect from anybody

 

[Maxtro]

ELstud how long have you been doing this cold approach thing? I saw one of your old approach threads dated May or something.

It's obvious that you don't have approach anxiety anymore. Good, great, wonderful. Move on to the next step. Start trying to close. Until then please don't make another thread that doesn't have you trying to close in it.

And just in case you were wondering. I attempted to # close a cute girl in my gym today. She told me shes been staying as a guest with some people and didn't have a number. She asked for my number instead. I'm not expecting her to call but I at least took the risk to ask her out.

No risk, no reward.

 

[Grand Wizzard Alamar]

Lol.

How about any non-myspace approaches?

 

[Real]

being banned and getting laid has NOTHING in common with each other

wizard - i use myspace to get what i want, im not into cold approaching so much

 

[D!ck Ramsey]

Can we please leave the flaming gayness at the door and stay on topic...

El Stud, your approaches were not bad...you seem to still question yourself a lot and girls pick up on this. You need to assume that you are already IN, they already LOVE you, they just dont know it yet.