I had a class today on the main campus so was scoping out the hotties. I woke up pretty late, so didn't have a lot of time before classes to walk around.
I spotted a HB8 smoking outside.
(New smoking law - you have to be 25 feet away from the building or you can get a ticket I guess - I don't smoke, fwi.)
ME: That doesn't look like 25 feet to me..
HB8: But, it's freezing out!
ME: You're wearing like 8 layers.. How are you cold?
ME: Let me see your hands.. I bet they are not even red.
HB8: Shows me her hand.. (I hold it)
ME: Okay, maybe you're cold. I'm stand, whats your name?
HB8: HB8
HB8: Don't you have a class to get too?
ME: Yeah, it started 5 minutes ago, but I thought I would have a little fun with you first. English sucks anyway.. And theres only one good looking girl in the class and I think she is a lesbian.
HB8: *laughs*
ME: I gotta run, but you should give me your phone #.
HB8: She dials my # from her phone
And that was it.
I spotted a HB8 smoking outside.
(New smoking law - you have to be 25 feet away from the building or you can get a ticket I guess - I don't smoke, fwi.)
ME: That doesn't look like 25 feet to me..
HB8: But, it's freezing out!
ME: You're wearing like 8 layers.. How are you cold?
ME: Let me see your hands.. I bet they are not even red.
HB8: Shows me her hand.. (I hold it)
ME: Okay, maybe you're cold. I'm stand, whats your name?
HB8: HB8
HB8: Don't you have a class to get too?
ME: Yeah, it started 5 minutes ago, but I thought I would have a little fun with you first. English sucks anyway.. And theres only one good looking girl in the class and I think she is a lesbian.
HB8: *laughs*
ME: I gotta run, but you should give me your phone #.
HB8: She dials my # from her phone
And that was it.