FR: Guvernment Night Club, Toronto

[Krassus]

Last night, i got together with Elimidate and we hit up Guvernment, where a few visitor DJs were spinning mainly prog trance. First things first. DJ Dan's good, i wouldn't mind hearing him again. I'm not a huge fan of progressive, but i gotta admit that i dig his style. I started grinding this JGirl just as he dropped Cafe Del Mar, so it was pretty sweet While we're on the topic, i'd like formally announce that i'm putting a hit out on Danny Howells - the other DJ that was spinning there that night. Bring me his head and i'll hook you up with Elimidate's sister! I dunno if he has one, but lets assume he does for argument's sake

Alright, now for the juicy stuff. We got there at around 2 - just in time to grab some tequila shots before the bar closed. Then started scoping out the booty. Got the game going pretty quickly, and kept up for about 5 hours - about 3 hours duo, at which point he headed home with some people he met, and i went at it solo for 2 full hours. Lemme tell you something, i realized that you get a LOT more done solo! Granted, it's not as much fun cuz you're alone, but that's exactly what motivates you to do a lot more approaches! Gotta give props to Elimidate for getting me started by pushing me at some random HB for my first approach of the night though

The male-female ratio was even worse than when Armin was spinning. Not to mention that the great majority of the girls i went for were taken. But i still made the best of it. I don't really remember how many girls i approached that night. We're probably talking about 40 in total. About half of those were really quick, playful approaches - i'd just stop by and get some kino going, whisper something in her ear and move on. The other half were more serious, ranging from several seconds to about 15 minutes, depending on the reaction. I think i had about 4 absolute crash and burns, where the girl's b1tch shield was up so high that i just went "ugh".

The others varied. Most of the girls were damn friendly and interested, but like i said before, some weren't. And a lot were taken. I don't even know how many i-have-a-boyfriend's i got when trying to #close. I think that first girl i mentioned even said she was married. About a half-dozen of the girls i tried to pick up were actually there WITH their boyfriends, who didn't seem to mind me, with the exception of some Asian guy who made an angry face, which immediately resulted in a burst of laughter from my side, because his attempt at a badass attitude was so damn amusing And yeah, as you've probably guessed, i'm after the Asians again. The only white girl i approached was the one that a$$hole pushed me at

I wish i could list every particular approach scenario i used, but i only remember a handful. I used Elimidate's "what do guys usually say when they're hitting on you" line once or twice with good results. But then i started making stuff up as i went along. I spotted this cute HB8 who was dancing beside her female friend and decided to go for it. I was doing it solo, so i had to social proof myself. I made it a point to approach 2 other HBs in her line of sight. I don't know if she saw that or not, but she seemed affectionate to say the least. The first time i approached, i did a quick, playful approach. I don't remember what the hell i said, but she was laughing her ass off. Then i said that a friend of mine is waving me over and excused myself.

I returned to her about 10 minutes later, put my hand around her, brushed her hair back with my other hand, and started whispering (or rather screaming) in her ear:

Me: You again!
Her: Me again!
Me: Quit stalking me!
Her: (starts cracking up)
Her: Riiigghtt!

This was followed by a whole lot of kino, C&F and random fluff about the DJ, clubbing, etc. I danced with her for two more songs and then asked for her digits and said i had to go meet my friends. At this point, she turned around (i was familiarizing myself with her ass the entire time), put her hands around me and:

Her: (smiling) I don't mean to push you away... but i've got a boyfriend.
Me: (laughing) Whyy?! (with a 'why would you do that to yourself' tone)
Her: (laughing and mimicking) I don't knooww!
Me: (with a serious face) I can take care of him. He won't see it coming.
Her: (continues cracking up) Soorrryy

So all in all, good times! This ended up being WAY longer than i wanted it to be, so i'm gonna wrap things up. Peace!

 

[Ice Cold]

Good stuff.

How many approaches did you do?
Is the music loud? Can you talk or you have to really shout?

Any numbers closes? Any Kcloses?

Thumbs up man. BTW: It's always better to go solo

 

[Walden]

Go this sh!t , return of the field Djs!

 

[chlywly]

nice glad you had a good time, next time you're coming out with me to a place that actually has WOMEN!

 

[Krassus]

What like... real live ones?

 

[Synthesis]

Krassus, dude, what's your email address? I've got a bunch of things to report to you but your mailbox on this site is always full.. can't respond to your messages.

Talk to you later..

- Synthesis

 

[white_hype]

when she says she has a boyfriend dont say why..

say"would you like a better one" then **** her in the ass

 

[jakethasnake]

Nice Try bro

Krassus,

A tip or two for getting Asian woman:


1) Don't be the "creepy-ass white dude". That means don't be the slimy white dude laying it heavy on Asian women at clubs. There are many insider Asian jokes about white guys like you.... hehe. Your success rate will drop precipitously everytime you try to pull of a slick or smooth act, repeatedly, even. I know this.... it's a typically white style of approach (gregarious, friendly, sexual), and I often fail when I use this on white girls. I think that the 'unfamiliar' (my being non-white) makes them wary at first. So I use a less sexual approach then turn it up later. Btw, your hitting on one Asian woman after another *in plain view of each other* probably didn't help your cause either.


(Note: your approach will have *VERY* high success rates with Asian girls who are whitewashed/self-hating/think they're actually white. They don't even need any priming - anything white is good. Even plastic mannequins. The only problem for you at this point is whether you can seperate those from the other Asian girls.)




2) Most Asian women who are worth anything don't hang out at clubs. This is important to take note of unless you're just looking to lay.




3) Hot Asian women who hang out at clubs are only obtainable if:


a. You're hot and Asian.
b. You're LOADED/famous/have notoriety (like how chick like black dudes because they are so taboo and seem hard) and whatever race.

c. In the case of white-washed Asian girls - if you're white and good looking. These are relatively rarer, but they are out there.




Look. I know most DJs will say that "women are women" and that each nationality/culture/race of women are covered by the general DJ approach, but trust me when I say that you need to tailor your approach to Asian women. Better luck next time.

 

[Ice Cold]

a. You're hot and Asian.
b. You're LOADED/famous/have notoriety (like how chick like black dudes because they are so taboo and seem hard) and whatever race.
c. In the case of white-washed Asian girls - if you're white and good looking. These are relatively rarer, but they are out there.

ROFL

This means there's no difference. No matter what you are, someone will lay you

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Jakethasnake - you hit the nail on the head and you hit it hard - all approaches should be tailored made for the girl and the situation- even though the american cuture is generally the same amonst all races there are sub-cultural or ethnic differences and this brings with it a different value system.

your sub-category scenario of asians is right on the money!

 

[Krassus]

Jake... manequins... LMFAO!

Listen, it looks like our understandings of the term 'whitewashed' differ. I assumed that most Asian girls who hang out at clubs and dress well are Americanized, and would respond well to approaches that work on white girls. So you're saying this isn't so? Well then, how the hell do i tell the two apart? And what approach WILL work on the 'non-whitewashed' Asians?

As for the Asian girls who hang out at clubs being 'worth' something or not. I generally agree with you. Not just them, most girls in general. What a lot of people can't seem to grasp is that i go to clubs because i'm absolutely addicted to trance! I go there for the music! The people (or rather, the women) do enchance the experience, but i'm not there for them particularly. So yeah, its not the place to find LTR material, but if i'm there, i might as well make the best of it!