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Senior Don Juan
Downtown Naperville was pretty shltty tonight man. This is going to be a short report but I did learn a few things.
-Got the # of those wierd girls from our last FR where they kept walking away from us.
-Met these girls outside of a fortune teller's booth. They just got their fortunes read, and were either saying how right he was or how it was bs. The guy gave the girls 2 letters that would be initials of their soul mate, and the hottest girl in the group got the letters M and J, which just happen to be my first and middle names.
I played with her a LOT about us being soul mates, and other guys would hit on her so I would tell them to stay away from my soul mate. HAHA.
My friend came with GodsGift and me, and he wanted his fortue read. I told the girls to come watch with us. The one that I was interested in followed me in and sat right next to me. IL high?
I got her number, but she lives far away. She said she was coming back in 2 weeks. Tight, we'll hook up.
Later my friend that was with us took his shirt off, and we met this cute girl with her fat/ugly friend. GodsGift told them he was a MALE STRIPPER and they believed him, but he wouldn't show them any moves (come on man!) My other friend was going to give the fat one a lapdance, but he chickened out.
Not many targets out suprisingly. Oh Well...
At the end of the night HBPARTY from my other FR called me. (she has been calling me like every other day) I told her I'd call her back on my way home. When I called her back she said she was at her BOYFRIENDS house. Alright, I know you have a BF, but I don't care. Why the hell would you call ME when you're at your BFs house? Are you retarted?
Things I learned:
1. Opening moving sets is easier if you walk WITH THEM, and talk for a little while before you stop.
2. Openers where you just call out to girls walking far away from you are a waste and should not be done.
3. Stupid 25yo russian sluts that tell us about parties don't tell us that we can't GET INTO THE PLACE ITS AT because we're not 21.
4. I like boobies.
animal crackers
-Got the # of those wierd girls from our last FR where they kept walking away from us.
-Met these girls outside of a fortune teller's booth. They just got their fortunes read, and were either saying how right he was or how it was bs. The guy gave the girls 2 letters that would be initials of their soul mate, and the hottest girl in the group got the letters M and J, which just happen to be my first and middle names.
I played with her a LOT about us being soul mates, and other guys would hit on her so I would tell them to stay away from my soul mate. HAHA.
My friend came with GodsGift and me, and he wanted his fortue read. I told the girls to come watch with us. The one that I was interested in followed me in and sat right next to me. IL high?
I got her number, but she lives far away. She said she was coming back in 2 weeks. Tight, we'll hook up.
Later my friend that was with us took his shirt off, and we met this cute girl with her fat/ugly friend. GodsGift told them he was a MALE STRIPPER and they believed him, but he wouldn't show them any moves (come on man!) My other friend was going to give the fat one a lapdance, but he chickened out.
Not many targets out suprisingly. Oh Well...
At the end of the night HBPARTY from my other FR called me. (she has been calling me like every other day) I told her I'd call her back on my way home. When I called her back she said she was at her BOYFRIENDS house. Alright, I know you have a BF, but I don't care. Why the hell would you call ME when you're at your BFs house? Are you retarted?
Things I learned:
1. Opening moving sets is easier if you walk WITH THEM, and talk for a little while before you stop.
2. Openers where you just call out to girls walking far away from you are a waste and should not be done.
3. Stupid 25yo russian sluts that tell us about parties don't tell us that we can't GET INTO THE PLACE ITS AT because we're not 21.
4. I like boobies.
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