Forget the Bible!

[Juan_Man]

Well, don't completely forget the Bible, but if you are a desperate guy, jilted or clueless, then just look at the tenets of Tom Leykis as some cliff notes, quick tips.

http://www.tenetsofleykis.com/

I used to think he was a bitter loser, but the man's a genius.

 

[Ace of Flames]

Um.... how about.... no?

 

[realsmoothie]

I'd feel better about following his rules if he could spell and use grammar correctly.

Yikes.

Oh, and his advice sucks too.

 

[Slevin]

The tabasco sauce in the used condom was pretty funny.

 

[Tomatoes]

Some make sense....alot are bull.



Sarge On!

 

[KillaCam]

Wow, Leykis the fat computer geek strikes.

Heh, sorry, that was harsh. Just..a lot of that advice is..horrible.

Stick to the tried and true DJ bible.

 

[everywomanshero]

LOL This is funny sh1t. I think it's supposed to be a joke. Anyway, this dork is spending 40$ a pop taking girls on 'dates' which means he is spending up to 120$ without even getting laid. He isn't 'dating', he is trying to pay money for sex. Then he telegraphs huge insecurity's like do not talk to groups, leave if her cell ever rings, etc.

All these rules are trying to compensate for the fact that women aren't very interested in average guys who don't understand what they want and expect. Why be the average guy? I'll even use a 'rule' from a movie, Tao of Steve's be excellent comes to mind here.