Flavored Lube

Do you like the taste of flavored lube?

  • Yes! I eat flavored lube on my pancakes!

    Votes: 3 27.3%
  • No. Flavored lube takes like car oil.

    Votes: 1 9.1%
  • I've never had the pleasure of tasting flavored lube.

    Votes: 7 63.6%

  • Total voters
    11

Desdinova

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I really don't get this 5hit. I went taste-testing flavored lube at the sex shop with my woman. Every single one of them had this horrid aftertaste, kinda like the 10-30 stuff you put in your car.

Why the fvck would I care what lube tastes like anyway? I don't need lube when I'm chowing on box, and I actually like the taste of lady juice. I'm guessing this stuff is more for women than men.
 

Bad_Lil'Pixie

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I do think they are meant to enhance oral for woman.

A comedian once said they should develop a pill that makes a man’s come taste like chocolate. Men would get all the blow jobs they could handle and women would never get pregnant by mistake!

Hubby and I were in an adult store recently and we decided the perfect lubes for a man would be Prime Rib or Hooter’s Wings flavors, none of that berry, vanilla garbage. Or better yet, a six pack of little beer flavored ones. He added they should shy away from the sushi line!

He had me rolling, but he does have a point!
 
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