First Time Sexual Intercourse

[jb131]

Hi lads, my first post here but a very important question. I'd like specific tips on first time sexual intercourse.

p.s. i did a search for this btu cudnt find anything so dont tell me to do that please!

I know how it all works in theory. But im kinda a shy guy. I have had about 4-7 girlfriends before and kissed well over 15 girls but only 3 have gone to 3rd base and 2 of those times were on me.
I.E. I've only ever gone down on one girl!!

Actually, first time i did that she was so damned hairy down there i couldnt find everything at first but cooly played around the general area until i sussed it out.

I have to be honest though, if it had've progressed to sex, i dont know how i would have negotiated my - you know what - into her... you also know what...

I really dont mean to be explicit but i really need help. I got a new girlfriend now. She seems rather kinky and i think things could progress to sex relatively soon. I dont want her to think im a virgin cos im 21 soon and shes 18 (and not a virgin!) although shes only ever done it with one guy.

Problem is, i dont want to get naked with her then struggle to find exactly where to put it. I've heard of a lot of guys worried about coming too fast/too slow or getting an erection - IM NOT!! i'm just worried about where to put my.... and how to move in her without hurting her/looking like i'm a first timer.

First of all, how do i smoothly "find her h*le??"" and put it in properly and efficiently? I know every girls is a little different but Explicit tips welcome, cos thats the bit im worried of focking up. need an vivid idea here.

And secondly, what would be best way to move in her for maximum result?

Any other tips too...

I've been told i'm a great kisser and great at turning girls on. I had my last girl screaming and breathing heavily when i went down on her but i worry about focking this up.

I've heard so many stories of guys being really awkward and their first time being so crap the girl dumps them cos she thinks they are experienced when really its crap COS ITS THEIR FIRST TIME.. I dont want a repeat of this!!

Please help and dont laugh!

Also is there something about girls not having sex when they're on their period??

 

[spider_007]

This is the funniest theread i've ever read......:crackup:

This is haw you do it; You put your thing onto hers, put a litle bit pressure forwards, and move your thing up and down, once you run into the hole, it should slip in. and you might wana move slow for the first couple of in-outs. after tahat it should be a breeze.

oh and go with the flow. rithm is very important.

ya when they are on the period. stay away. it can be GROSSS, AND MESSSSYYY


That is what i heard anyway. not from experience.

 

[jb131]

it's not a fake user name and it's not a joke.. i'm serious guys i'm just worried i wont be able to find it

 

[jb131]

i'm serious, i highly doubt i'm the only guy in history to have these concerns.. help and advise PLEASE!

 

[^_^]

Originally posted by jb131
it's not a fake user name and it's not a joke.. i'm serious guys i'm just worried i wont be able to find it

You could always just have her put it in . My ex always had pressure whenever I would first enter her, so she would "grab hold" of the situation and slowly do it herself. (Needless to say when it takes like 3 minutes just to get it in her it kinda wore off on pleasure...and enjoyment).

either way, or just slid your hand down there and guide it in yourself =/

 

[jb131]

SO? and i'm actually 20 until june. Really i dont see why i'm getting abuse.. i'm really craving advice here on a serious issue..

 

[spider_007]

don't worry about it................... go with the flow

 

[jb131]

loook, all i'm wondering is if there is something i can do to make sure i dont fumble around awkwardly trying to find where to put my d1ck... so that it all goes smoothly and doesnt fvck up our relationship. once i get started i know i'll be fine... i'm not worried about that.

"go with the flow" doesn't really help my situation nor does making fun of me cause im 20 and a virgin (which i'm sure a lot of other guys on this site here are).

Should i use my fingers to guide myself in for example?

Just any specific tips please. Dont make me feel like an idiot, it's hardly going to boost my confidence about this whole thing now really is it?

 

[spider_007]

....Oh god, I can't bolive im writing this......

1) Manuver yourself between her legs (while kissing her)

2) Place your penis in your right hand and support yourself with the left.

3) If she is skinny, you can't "do it" while kneeling, you'll have to be in laying down position

4) While holding your thing in your hand put some pressure in the general area where you think it soposed to be.

5) WITH YOUR HAND MOVE IT AN INCH UP AND DOWN (WHILE STILL PUTTING LITTLE BIT OF PRESSURE) , AND IT SHOUD SLIP IN.

If you can't get it, ask her to do it. don't worry she wont run away, unless it takes you 1/2 hour or you'r really acword,

GOD I can just imagine haw this is going to go

 

[b's nuts]

watch some porn, that will show you where to put it.

 

[flyinshark]

Yeah, the easiest way is for her to slide it in for you. You'll have nothing to do, except being hard. That's your job: be hard! Otherwise you won't be able to go in, even if you manage to find the hole.

If you feel that you're left on your own and you have to find the hole yourself, don't panic Make sure you move slowly, no matter what you do. This will show that you're confident (even though you're not). Moving slowly can also make you appear more sensual and in control, but your goal is actually to BUY TIME.

You'll have enough time to locate the target. It is that area south of the 2 mountains (or hills, depending on the woman). If a forest stands in your way, things will get more complicated, as you've experienced in the past. Just pray that your way to her inner sanctum will be clear.

Prepare the heavy artillery, but start by sending some scouts (your hands) from the east and west, to explore the unknown territory. This way she will be surprised by the double attack and put her head back to defend herself (actually she's getting excited). When she has looked away, make sure u make good eye contact with the unknown territory (u dont want her to see u starring at it with puzzled eyes).

If needed, separate the 2 tangerine halves with your fingers, to expose what seems to be a mysterious tunnel. I suggest sending one lone soldier (finger) in first. This way, if he gets lost or dies, you'll know what to expect. If he gets pretty far, ask him to come back and report his findings. When he's back, tell him it was a joke and send him back in. Repeat a few times. Then, maybe send in TWO soldiers in the same time. Start giving them funny orders. "Go north, No, south...actually a bit east.." you get the idea

If the way is clear and the soldiers come and go without any friction (the woman is lubricated), it's time for the final attack. Keep a soldier at the entrance of the cave, to avoid it closing and becoming impossible to find again. Then, enter with confidence, as no obstacle is in your path anymore.

Mission Successful!
That's all the briefing u need, soldier!

 

[thefonz]

jb131, you're making this way too hard for no reason,

When you're in the situation all animal instincts should take over and you just KNOW what to do. It's in your genes to know what to do when you get naked with a another chick. 1. Just stop worrying. 2. Calm down. 3. Relax. 4. Just stop worrying

 

[italostud]

Originally posted by flyinshark
Yeah, the easiest way is for her to slide it in for you. You'll have nothing to do, except being hard. That's your job: be hard! Otherwise you won't be able to go in, even if you manage to find the hole.

If you feel that you're left on your own and you have to find the hole yourself, don't panic Make sure you move slowly, no matter what you do. This will show that you're confident (even though you're not). Moving slowly can also make you appear more sensual and in control, but your goal is actually to BUY TIME.

You'll have enough time to locate the target. It is that area south of the 2 mountains (or hills, depending on the woman). If a forest stands in your way, things will get more complicated, as you've experienced in the past. Just pray that your way to her inner sanctum will be clear.

Prepare the heavy artillery, but start by sending some scouts (your hands) from the east and west, to explore the unknown territory. This way she will be surprised by the double attack and put her head back to defend herself (actually she's getting excited). When she has looked away, make sure u make good eye contact with the unknown territory (u dont want her to see u starring at it with puzzled eyes).

If needed, separate the 2 tangerine halves with your fingers, to expose what seems to be a mysterious tunnel. I suggest sending one lone soldier (finger) in first. This way, if he gets lost or dies, you'll know what to expect. If he gets pretty far, ask him to come back and report his findings. When he's back, tell him it was a joke and send him back in. Repeat a few times. Then, maybe send in TWO soldiers in the same time. Start giving them funny orders. "Go north, No, south...actually a bit east.." you get the idea

If the way is clear and the soldiers come and go without any friction (the woman is lubricated), it's time for the final attack. Keep a soldier at the entrance of the cave, to avoid it closing and becoming impossible to find again. Then, enter with confidence, as no obstacle is in your path anymore.

Mission Successful!
That's all the briefing u need, soldier!

Lol, that was fycking poetry! Did you write that?

 

[flyinshark]

Unless somebody else has my screen name and password and wrote it on my behalf. Now that would suck!

Joke aside, yeah, i sometimes try to use military metaphors for sex or picking up girls. It makes for funny conversations, if the other person likes this kinda humor and answers back in the same way

 

[sandinista]

PORN.
It's the answer to all of lifes problems.

 

[flyinshark]

Porn is not the answer. Sure you can see the general position of the most interesting parts of the female anatomy, but SEEING it is one thing, and DOING it is another.

You may think you know all there is to know about it, when u're comfortably sitting in front of your computer or television. But when you get out there, many new factors appear. What if you're shy? What is SHE's shy? If you're stressed, and your fingers are shaking, are u convinced that you're gonna do as good a job as you thought you would do? And there's others too... funny new smells, constantly thinking about your little friend (is he gonna perform when he'll be needed? maybe too much too fast, maybe not at all..), the girl in front of you! She's not on a screen anymore. She's there with you, for real, and she's *GASP* doing things to you (hopefully), so you need to act based on those and maybe react in some way too.

This is real life, not porn you watch on a screen while eating popcorn. What? You guys don't eat popcorn while watching porn? ...

 

[coder]

The wetter it is, the easier it is to insert. Also, if you can get her off before you even get to that point, then you are really in good shape and don’t need to worry about anything. Try to get her off by fingering her while kissing her and if she doesn’t get off that way, then try orally. If that still doesn’t work (unlikely), don’t worry. By that time she won’t let you leave with out finishing. She may reach down and insert it for you or she may not. Depends upon what she is used to. Move to the correct position and move around and see if it slips in. If not, then use your hand. If you are having trouble, don’t worry. Make a joke like “It must be there somewhere!” (It’s OK to talk.) Remember you having fun not trying to get an olympic medal.

 

[Climax]

+~_+_~+_~+~_+_~_~

:crackup: at this thread... :woo:

 

[diablo]

Oh. My. God.

All the advice you need in learning how to locate a hole that doesn't exactly change positions from girl to girl is already right here in the thread. If you really want detailed descriptions, try doing a google search on female anatomy.

 

[quest]

jb131 - First Time Sexual Intercourse

perhaps someone could move this into the thread for me as its been closed.. and i think wrongly so.

maybe there is another thread giving some good tips? but all the tips i read in there were disgraceful..

virgins said "watch porn" or "animal instincts"

WHAT A JOKE!

jb a woman is like a turkey. before you roast a turkey you must warm the oven. if you do not warm the oven (get her wet) no matter how much porn you've watched, how strong your animal instincts are you will not get it in there.. she'll MOST LIKELY (not always) be a bit embarassed, you'll be embarassed and things won't progress.. she must be wet..
if your fingers can go in, your **** can go in, ALTHOUGH it will be easier if she's had in her mouth immediately before you attempt to enter her.
if she is wet.. it'll be easy..

to get her wet, all girls are different, but not to the point it should be in the slightest difficult..

hugging/kissing will start the oven warming..
her attractedness to you will help, depending on its strength..
her nipples could greatly increase the flow of things down there..

fingering her and giving her some head will most definently finish the job.. and she's ready for entering..

fingering + head - i recomend this move for a beginner, she almost definently should climax before you've even had sex - she'll think you're great..

find her cl*t (little bump upwards from the hole (in the direction of the belly button)) lick that, and kiss that, and blow on that.. while you've got a couple of fingers in her which are just rubbing the top wall in the "come here" motion.. -look at your finger tips and curl your fingers towards your eyes if you don't know what the "come here is

EDIT: just want to say thanks to the mod who moved this in here.. and also this thread SHOULD prob be closed now, as it was before
cheers!