First Date At My House Tonight?

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Okay HB8 online chick... Nice looks, nice figure..

She is fine with coming straight to my house for first meet... Does this chick wana Bang?

I mean would a girl seriously come to a dudes house immediately, unless possible sex was on the agenda?
 

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Definite bang as long as you don't creep her out and looking similar enough to your online pics. If they come straight to your house they know sex is on the cards regardless of what they say.

Have a few drinks, chat/ice break, then quickly kino to kissing then wham bam thank you mam.
 

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Definite bang as long as you don't creep her out and looking similar enough to your online pics. If they come straight to your house they know sex is on the cards regardless of what they say.

Have a few drinks, chat/ice break, then quickly kino to kissing then wham bam thank you mam.

This is it brah.. She even hinted, "So Are We Chilling At Yours"

There was a time, when this kinda hook up, wouldn't bother me in the slightest.. But these days with all these #Meetoo scandals going around, this kinda meet up worries me


Hoes be lying and making false accusations.. Anyway will just chill, relax, chat, Kino, SMASH then call it a night.

I don't see why else a chick would immediately come to a dudes house unless, she wants smashing
 

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Get one of those little mini wine bottles for the fridge, super sophisticated.
 

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Well she didn't even look like her pics? Bit on the chubby side.. I like slim chicks, who look after themselves..

So i showed her the fuking door... NEXT
 

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Well she didn't even look like her pics? Bit on the chubby side.. I like slim chicks, who look after themselves..

So i showed her the fuking door... NEXT
Ouch, savage
 

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Ouch, savage
You gotta be savage if you wana bang hot chicks... In her pics, to me she looked like a HB8 in person..
Damn she looked more like HB6.. Hoe was all over me...

Nice face but, not so nice body... She wanted to suck me off.. but i showed her the door... A man has to mentain some standards.

I don't workout 6 days a week, just so I can bang fatties..

Next
 

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Awww should have just got the head and recorded it, fun story to tell.

How did she take getting shown the door? Last girl I turfed out of my place cried (albeit she was pretty drunk).
 

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Awww should have just got the head and recorded it, fun story to tell.

How did she take getting shown the door? Last girl I turfed out of my place cried (albeit she was pretty drunk).

Well she was all over me like a bad rash lol... kissed me a few times, had a tongue stud.. Said to her, I bet that stud is ideal for suking cok...

Bit of teasing back and forth, but I knew i wasn't going to bang her.. I like slim chicks.. Anything over 8-9 stones doesn't do much for me..

So I yawned alot.. dropped some hints about how early i am getting up for the the gym..

Around 9.30pm she took the hint, and left.. Thank fuk for that..

I was tempted into maybe getting a BJ off her, but to be honest, I wasn't that bothered..

As i said she had a nice face, but her figure was ALL FUKED UP
 

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I noticed too OLD is rife with fat chicks that look slim in photos. Always be wary of girls without full body pics, holiday/bikini pics and those high up angles. Maybe ask if they enjoy gym/working out to pre screen.
 

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i nexted a overnight, and she took a train from Russia. When we first saw each other, I could see she was way more chubby than I can take (13yr younger HB6 tho).
Her expression on seeing me was a shrug of the shoulders like, "yea this is what i am I knew you would be disapointed".
Her English was way more horrible than she indicated. I let her sleep in my bed, I hit the sofa. I did not pay for her trip, she left a day early.
 

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i nexted a overnight, and she took a train from Russia. When we first saw each other, I could see she was way more chubby than I can take (13yr younger HB6 tho).
Her expression on seeing me was a shrug of the shoulders like, "yea this is what i am I knew you would be disapointed".
Her English was way more horrible than she indicated. I let her sleep in my bed, I hit the sofa. I did not pay for her trip, she left a day early.
Id bang these fatties anyway

Also op why 6 days in gym?
 

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It kinda depends on your notch count too. After your first 30 chicks the value of pvssy to you goes down and the value of self respect goes up
 

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She knew she was not worthy, even with my floppy arm. The intro look said it all, last time that happened was 10yr ago in the USA.
I did not even try to flirt/kino, I was however a gentleman and went for a walk and dinner.

I might do a HB6 if she was 20+ yrs younger... maybe
 

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Good way to stick to your standards and drop the easy lay. Some guys can do it and just bang anything with a pvssy. I need a chick to stimulate me both physically and intellectually...
 

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hot chix can smell the ugly fat you fvcked last month
 

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Well she was all over me like a bad rash lol... kissed me a few times, had a tongue stud.. Said to her, I bet that stud is ideal for suking cok...

Bit of teasing back and forth, but I knew i wasn't going to bang her.. I like slim chicks.. Anything over 8-9 stones doesn't do much for me..

So I yawned alot.. dropped some hints about how early i am getting up for the the gym..

Around 9.30pm she took the hint, and left.. Thank fuk for that..

I was tempted into maybe getting a BJ off her, but to be honest, I wasn't that bothered..

As i said she had a nice face, but her figure was ALL FUKED UP

Honestly, I applaud you for having high standards. Most guys would have ****ed her. Hell, most guys would have offered to take her out on a date.

You may not realize it, but you're a hero. Rejecting her will affect her self esteem.

Now some frustrated chump will have a way easier time getting her.
Think about that guy she's been stringing along for 3 months.
 

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I would have taken then head, every time.
 

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Honestly, I applaud you for having high standards. Most guys would have ****ed her. Hell, most guys would have offered to take her out on a date.

You may not realize it, but you're a hero. Rejecting her will affect her self esteem.

Now some frustrated chump will have a way easier time getting her.
Think about that guy she's been stringing along for 3 months.

Thanks man.. To be fair, in her face she looks good, but the rest of the body, was bad news.

I rather jerk off, than bang a fatty, and then to be left with that awful feeling afterwards.

A man should set himself some standards.. It's amazing how many online chicks, have pics where they look slim, but turn out to be fuking elephants in the person!

The worse part of it is this... If you ask an online chick for a full pic, she gets fukin offended?

I give you an example.. Was talking to this mature hb8, looked seriously hot in her face pics, but no FULL BODY pics..

We talk for a little while, just a day or two... I suggest to her we meet up for a drink, she is VERY keen, and tells me she is free that very same week.

I tell her, how about you come over to my town and we go out here to some nice bars..

Her response goes like this..

I don't chase men, I'm a lady, you can't expect me to come over to a town I have never been to before, all on my own.. You should come to me!

I tell her ok fair enough, I can come to you.. Later that day I ask her... Can you send me a full pick of you? Only seen face pics, be good to see what you fully look like.

She responds, I don't have a full pic.. I tell her, can you take one then please.?

Her - I'm not a performing seal you know

My response...

"So let me get this right, you want me to drive over to your town, which is over an hour drive there, and the same amount of time back..

You want me to take time out of my busy week, to make this journey. You want me to fill my car with fuel to make this trip, which will cost me money.. You then will more than likely want me to be a "Gentleman" and buy you drinks on this date, which will again cost me...

And you want me to make this WHOLE effort in the HOPE that when I see you, HOPEFULLY you won't turn out to be some BIG FAT ****ing beached Whale?

Her response.. Look i'll send you a pic, if it means that much?

ME - No thanks, I'm gona give you a miss...

Blocked and deleted her. lol
 
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