This is my first report, of my first ever "pick up"; I chatted online a female acquaintance and managed to secure her mobile number and a date 13 days from now.
No, I'm not bragging, because I realise these are just the first baby steps, but I'm heartened by how easy it was, and how much I enjoyed it.
I started off just ripping off Sexual's tactic here, since I'm a beginner, http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=151107 (thanks man :rockon
but as I went on I just let it flow on from that and take on a life of its own.
I know I made heaps of mistakes; I waffled on for far too long, but no pain, no gain, right? Now I know to avoid this mistake next time.
Here's our convo: feedback would be much appreciated; what did I get right and wrong?
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(Her mood was” bored.”)
9:09pmMaxwell
I know a cure for boredom!
9:10pmHer
hi Maxwell how are you... my emotional status is happy
9:11pmMaxwell
Still going great, meditative breathing is awesomeness. Tell me, what makes you happy?
9:12pmHer
finished uni for the week, catching up with some friends tomorrow being able to sleep in tomorrow and just having a lazy night although that can be a bit boring too. What have you been up to lately?
9:14pmMaxwell
Revisiting an old film project now that I have decent editin (the Yr 12 premiere one) thinking up humorous awards to give out to my students so nobody feels left out, rocking hard!
hey, I noticed someone subliminal about you...
9:16pmHer
sounds like your doing really well with your movies and teaching. Whats that??
9:17pmMaxwell
The doing well part is kinda accidental, I just set out to have fun with it, and the rest takes care of itself! The kids prefer funny crazy stuff so they learn better, and everyone's happy.
You might not believe me if I told you
9:19pmHer
ohk i'll believe you Maxwell! If you went into to teaching you would do an excellent job as at the moment we are studying how to incorporate fun into the classroom to encourage learning and by the sounds of it you are taking on that approach!!!
9:21pmMaxwell
It helps that I am just naturally a bizarre person, and that I was a student just last year. We'll have to catch up some time and swap sneaky tactics, hey?
9:22pmHer
haha for sure
9:22pmMaxwell
Anyway, according to the zen method of reading someone's spiritual personality from their facial feature,s yours say you are a very powerfully sexual person with great ambitions. 0_0
That's teh thing I noticed
*the, haha, my keyboard is almost rubbed blank from typing too much!
9:24pmHer
haha i guess i take that as a compliment lol
9:26pmMaxwell
Is it true? Zen goes back thousands of years, but it's been wrong before! I bear it a grudge cos I missed out on being year of the dragon by 17 days...
9:26pmHer
what exactly is Zen?
9:28pmMaxwell
Spiritual pratice based off Buddhism, centred on inner energy.
9:29pmHer
ahk awsome how do you work out the details is it based on birth years?
9:32pmMaxwell
With the zodiac, yeah, but you can also go passed that into inner-soul type stuff, meditation and "awakening." They see sex as a spiritual gateway to paradise, according to ancient scrolls, lol. You're born in 1990, right?
9:33pmHer
nah 1989
9:35pmMaxwell
Same as me then, year of the snake! We are intelligent, sensual, cunning, and passionate.
9:36pmHer
awsome!
9:37pmMaxwell
So how accurate is your facial feature zen of sexuality and ambition? My facial one was correct.
9:39pmHer
what do you mean by facial feature is that cos i said im happy?
9:41pmMaxwell
Nah, your actual face; eye brow, mouth and nose angles. It's supposed to reveal your innter self.
9:41pmHer
ohk thats pretty good then!
what does yours mean?
9:42pmMaxwell
Same as yours!
9:43pmMaxwell
Must be the eyebrows.
9:44pmHer
ahk do we have similar eyebrows?
9:45pmMaxwell
We do. Your nose is more curved and your cheekbones higher tho so apparently you're "hiding a side of yourself."
9:47pmHer
what am i hiding or is it meant to be unknown? lol sorry for all the questions i always get interested in all these sort of things!
9:48pmMaxwell
Well, do you show your eyebrow-and mouth-proclaimed highly ambitious/sexual nature? Maybe that's what you're hiding!
Her
oh do i hide that lol??
9:52pmMaxwell
I can't tell cos I'm too good at seeing through people's masks, hehehe.
Tell you what, next time we meet I'll read your palms and sus you out once anf for all!
9:53pmHer
ok its a plan gee i had better make sure im not hiding anything then lol
9:57pmMaxwell
So you down here on da coming holidays?
9:58pmHer
um i have uni for the first week then i have 1 week off then have 3 weeks of uni then im on summer holidays for 4 months
10:00pmMaxwell
Tell you what, since I'm such a nice guy I'll drop in and give you a free palm reading on the Wednesday, and we can swap our sinister methods of student mind control.
Her
ok sounds great then Maxwell... You should come visit us one day Gem [her twin sister] and I would be more then happy to take you out on the town
10:03pmMaxwell
Sounds fantastic; during the summer holidayz?
10:03pmHer
kk
10:05pmMaxwell
Hey, what is your mobile numba btw? You wrote in my diary about two years ago, but that one was mistaken for kindling one day,and, um...
10:07pmMaxwell
I know, bad excuse. the truth is, it was eaten by a rapid wombat.
10:08pmHer
ill brb
10:08pmMaxwell
Come again?
10:10pmMaxwell
ill brb = ?
10:13pmHer
0422 559 492 be right back
Maxwell
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
10:24pm Her
hey sorry i was on the phone to mum and dad
10:26pmMaxwell
Everything cool with them?
10:26pmHer
yep they still ring about 4 times a day lol
10:27pmMaxwell
Aww, they just miss ya. So, Wednesday the 1st of October, right?
10:28pm Her
ok sounds great, i'll let you know if my plans of coming down change but im certain they wont
10:30pmMaxwell
Fantabulousness. Now, my ambitious sexy zen girl, I must away to prepare some nasty medicine for tomorrow's class. Catch ya layta!
*Stopped posting immediately but watched for her reply*
Her
ok have fun make it as fun as possible lol My little sisters doing japanese next year shes really excited. Have fun, goodnight Xx
No, I'm not bragging, because I realise these are just the first baby steps, but I'm heartened by how easy it was, and how much I enjoyed it.
I started off just ripping off Sexual's tactic here, since I'm a beginner, http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=151107 (thanks man :rockon
but as I went on I just let it flow on from that and take on a life of its own.I know I made heaps of mistakes; I waffled on for far too long, but no pain, no gain, right? Now I know to avoid this mistake next time.
Here's our convo: feedback would be much appreciated; what did I get right and wrong?
-------------------------------------------------------------
(Her mood was” bored.”)
9:09pmMaxwell
I know a cure for boredom!
9:10pmHer
hi Maxwell how are you... my emotional status is happy
9:11pmMaxwell
Still going great, meditative breathing is awesomeness. Tell me, what makes you happy?
9:12pmHer
finished uni for the week, catching up with some friends tomorrow being able to sleep in tomorrow and just having a lazy night although that can be a bit boring too. What have you been up to lately?
9:14pmMaxwell
Revisiting an old film project now that I have decent editin (the Yr 12 premiere one) thinking up humorous awards to give out to my students so nobody feels left out, rocking hard!
hey, I noticed someone subliminal about you...
9:16pmHer
sounds like your doing really well with your movies and teaching. Whats that??
9:17pmMaxwell
The doing well part is kinda accidental, I just set out to have fun with it, and the rest takes care of itself! The kids prefer funny crazy stuff so they learn better, and everyone's happy.
You might not believe me if I told you
9:19pmHer
ohk i'll believe you Maxwell! If you went into to teaching you would do an excellent job as at the moment we are studying how to incorporate fun into the classroom to encourage learning and by the sounds of it you are taking on that approach!!!
9:21pmMaxwell
It helps that I am just naturally a bizarre person, and that I was a student just last year. We'll have to catch up some time and swap sneaky tactics, hey?
9:22pmHer
haha for sure
9:22pmMaxwell
Anyway, according to the zen method of reading someone's spiritual personality from their facial feature,s yours say you are a very powerfully sexual person with great ambitions. 0_0
That's teh thing I noticed
*the, haha, my keyboard is almost rubbed blank from typing too much!
9:24pmHer
haha i guess i take that as a compliment lol
9:26pmMaxwell
Is it true? Zen goes back thousands of years, but it's been wrong before! I bear it a grudge cos I missed out on being year of the dragon by 17 days...
9:26pmHer
what exactly is Zen?
9:28pmMaxwell
Spiritual pratice based off Buddhism, centred on inner energy.
9:29pmHer
ahk awsome how do you work out the details is it based on birth years?
9:32pmMaxwell
With the zodiac, yeah, but you can also go passed that into inner-soul type stuff, meditation and "awakening." They see sex as a spiritual gateway to paradise, according to ancient scrolls, lol. You're born in 1990, right?
9:33pmHer
nah 1989
9:35pmMaxwell
Same as me then, year of the snake! We are intelligent, sensual, cunning, and passionate.
9:36pmHer
awsome!
9:37pmMaxwell
So how accurate is your facial feature zen of sexuality and ambition? My facial one was correct.
9:39pmHer
what do you mean by facial feature is that cos i said im happy?
9:41pmMaxwell
Nah, your actual face; eye brow, mouth and nose angles. It's supposed to reveal your innter self.
9:41pmHer
ohk thats pretty good then!
what does yours mean?
9:42pmMaxwell
Same as yours!
9:43pmMaxwell
Must be the eyebrows.
9:44pmHer
ahk do we have similar eyebrows?
9:45pmMaxwell
We do. Your nose is more curved and your cheekbones higher tho so apparently you're "hiding a side of yourself."
9:47pmHer
what am i hiding or is it meant to be unknown? lol sorry for all the questions i always get interested in all these sort of things!
9:48pmMaxwell
Well, do you show your eyebrow-and mouth-proclaimed highly ambitious/sexual nature? Maybe that's what you're hiding!
Her
oh do i hide that lol??
9:52pmMaxwell
I can't tell cos I'm too good at seeing through people's masks, hehehe.
Tell you what, next time we meet I'll read your palms and sus you out once anf for all!
9:53pmHer
ok its a plan gee i had better make sure im not hiding anything then lol
9:57pmMaxwell
So you down here on da coming holidays?
9:58pmHer
um i have uni for the first week then i have 1 week off then have 3 weeks of uni then im on summer holidays for 4 months
10:00pmMaxwell
Tell you what, since I'm such a nice guy I'll drop in and give you a free palm reading on the Wednesday, and we can swap our sinister methods of student mind control.
Her
ok sounds great then Maxwell... You should come visit us one day Gem [her twin sister] and I would be more then happy to take you out on the town
10:03pmMaxwell
Sounds fantastic; during the summer holidayz?
10:03pmHer
kk
10:05pmMaxwell
Hey, what is your mobile numba btw? You wrote in my diary about two years ago, but that one was mistaken for kindling one day,and, um...
10:07pmMaxwell
I know, bad excuse. the truth is, it was eaten by a rapid wombat.
10:08pmHer
ill brb
10:08pmMaxwell
Come again?
10:10pmMaxwell
ill brb = ?
10:13pmHer
0422 559 492 be right back
Maxwell
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
10:24pm Her
hey sorry i was on the phone to mum and dad
10:26pmMaxwell
Everything cool with them?
10:26pmHer
yep they still ring about 4 times a day lol
10:27pmMaxwell
Aww, they just miss ya. So, Wednesday the 1st of October, right?
10:28pm Her
ok sounds great, i'll let you know if my plans of coming down change but im certain they wont
10:30pmMaxwell
Fantabulousness. Now, my ambitious sexy zen girl, I must away to prepare some nasty medicine for tomorrow's class. Catch ya layta!
*Stopped posting immediately but watched for her reply*
Her
ok have fun make it as fun as possible lol My little sisters doing japanese next year shes really excited. Have fun, goodnight Xx