Ok, so my game has been going to sh*t lately. So i figure i need to go out and do some approaching to get it back up to an acceptable level.
So here is is, Kodiac's Field Trip - WARNING, LONG!
Me and 2 friends, one of them is similar to the guy mentioned above in terms of women and the other is a natural DJ. So after a lot of convincing i get them to agree to head off to another town and stay in a hotel for a bit of brake, try out some new clubs etc etc..
Anyway, we have a few drinks and i head down stairs, just 2 scope out the hotel / area why they are up stairs watching some fkn documentary on TV.
Approach 1 - I start flirting with one of the hotel staff (kasey) and ask if i could get another bed for my room, she gives me this big grin and shes like "sure, ill get one made up for you" ...i was enquiring to when she finishes and what she was doing after work, conversational went well but i left it at that...4 now.
I headed back up to the room, my mates were still lounging around. It was around 7pm so still a little early to head out...i go out on the balcony and leave them to their documentary. It's a great view, the beach is about a stones throw away and their is a pretty busy walkway going directly past out hotel to the beach.
(Half) Approach 2 - Notice a group of ladies walking along, i yell out at them, 'evening ladies' and try yelling out some small talk... they yell some stuff back but i can't hear exactly what - she had a very little voice!
Another group of 3 girls walks past so i try again, i notice they have these pink fluffy pompom kinda things sticking out of their pants ... I try the same method as previous but can actually hear these girls!
They are dressed pretty skimpy so i try "Show us your pink bits" (pink pompoms lol) so the HB8 blonde bends over and starts rubbing her crotch!
I continue, "I can't see them so well from up here, you will have to come up to room 412" they smile and walk off. Bugga!
I go back into the room, my mates are still watching tv, bastards! So, i look for some alcohol but only find some wine, i need a bottle opener so i give the front desk a call and ask for Kasey ...do some light flirting over the phone with her, she says she will bring it up personally! She brings it up, she struggles to pop the wine cork "I don't have much experience doing this" me "That's all right, ill help you pop it" and take the bottle opener off her...(my friends were pissing themselves at this point), open the bottle and tell her she should drop by when she finishes work.
Approach 3 - When Kasey was leaving i notice a bunch of 'younger' girls going into the room next door. I tell my mates about them and suggest they give their room a call. None of them have the balls (i thought my dj friend would have) which surprised me. So i pick up the phone and call their room.
me "Evening ladies"
them "Who is this"
me "The man of your dreams"
them " (giggling) Oh really"
-you could hear them gathering around the phone at this stage and a new chick takes the handset
her "Hello, how are you"
(insert fluff talk)
I find out they are having a girls night out, one of them just turned 18 and broke up with her boyfriend.
At this stage i put them onto my friend (the dj 1) as i was losing Interest.
Next thing i know, there was a knock on the door. Guess who!!! Thats right, the 3 chicks i PU from the balcony. They wander in theres a blonde HB8, brunette HB7 and short fat one HB4.
I invite them in and start flirting, my friends hung up on the other ladies and both had huge grins.
-Insert flirting here-
They invite us up to their room as it 'has a better view'. So we all head up there. We go into their room and they've got loads of alcohol and even a can of whipped cream... The HB8 asks if if like a drink, so she starts making me one and then gives it to her friend, BIATCH. I commented on how her pink bits were a little overgrown (the pompoms were losing hairs) and that she should take better care of herself as it'd scare hot guys like myself off.
She stole the drink back of her buddy and gave it to me...she also pulled out the whipped cream and went wild!
I got a call and went out on the balcony. 5 minutes later the blonde comes out and starts smacking me on the butt ...she heads back inside when i cease to pay her any attention lol I notice someone on the balcony over to the right, when my phone convo finishes i start talking with him, decent fella who just got out of a 2 year relationship, i tell him hes welcome to come out with us later.
(Half) Approach 4 - His gaze wonders and i see hes looking at another group of ladies walking along the street not far from us, hes "damn, they r hot". So off i go again, "Evening ladies, where are you headed" -insert fluff talk- ..they weren't from around here and were kinda lost, so i suggest they head out with us and we would show them around (like i knew where the fuk 2 go, i wasnt local either lol) and to come up to room 412.
At this stage the blonde comes out again and shes like "hey, you better not be bringing those skanks up to our room!!" and she looked over the edge and yelled out "fuk off skanks" so i grabbed her on the arse "hey, thats not very nice, you dont know whether they are skanks or not"... she smiled, but walked off back into the room.
The dude next to me was like "damn, well done man!! hey, can i come over to ur room...u cant have all the ladies!" i told him sure, come over.
One of my friends (the shy one) came out and said he doesnt have any standards anymore and that he wanted to bone the fat chick lol So im like, go for it!! We start having a little convo about the ladies and hes thanking me for bringing them up 2 our room in the first place. I told him there were some hotter ones on the way, so dont get rid of your standards just yet He was like "fuk, this is the best day of my life" hehe
Then it hits me, i gave the chicks from the street the wrong room number, i gave them OUR room number instead of the chicks (where we were). So i excuse myself and head back down to our room (my shy friend came with me).
Didn't catch them there, so we headed back up to the chicks room. My DJ friend was getting pretty close to the HB7 brunette, so i gave him the thumbs up. He said that a group of ladies were calling out looking for me but that the blonde told them to fuk off, apparently they went to our room but no one was their.... FUK! Stupid blonde biatch lol
I gave the room key to my dj friend and told him to go wild... and that we were heading out. So to town we (my shy friend and the dude from the room next door) went.
So here is is, Kodiac's Field Trip - WARNING, LONG!
Me and 2 friends, one of them is similar to the guy mentioned above in terms of women and the other is a natural DJ. So after a lot of convincing i get them to agree to head off to another town and stay in a hotel for a bit of brake, try out some new clubs etc etc..
Anyway, we have a few drinks and i head down stairs, just 2 scope out the hotel / area why they are up stairs watching some fkn documentary on TV.
Approach 1 - I start flirting with one of the hotel staff (kasey) and ask if i could get another bed for my room, she gives me this big grin and shes like "sure, ill get one made up for you" ...i was enquiring to when she finishes and what she was doing after work, conversational went well but i left it at that...4 now.
I headed back up to the room, my mates were still lounging around. It was around 7pm so still a little early to head out...i go out on the balcony and leave them to their documentary. It's a great view, the beach is about a stones throw away and their is a pretty busy walkway going directly past out hotel to the beach.
(Half) Approach 2 - Notice a group of ladies walking along, i yell out at them, 'evening ladies' and try yelling out some small talk... they yell some stuff back but i can't hear exactly what - she had a very little voice!
Another group of 3 girls walks past so i try again, i notice they have these pink fluffy pompom kinda things sticking out of their pants ... I try the same method as previous but can actually hear these girls!
They are dressed pretty skimpy so i try "Show us your pink bits" (pink pompoms lol) so the HB8 blonde bends over and starts rubbing her crotch!
I continue, "I can't see them so well from up here, you will have to come up to room 412" they smile and walk off. Bugga!
I go back into the room, my mates are still watching tv, bastards! So, i look for some alcohol but only find some wine, i need a bottle opener so i give the front desk a call and ask for Kasey ...do some light flirting over the phone with her, she says she will bring it up personally! She brings it up, she struggles to pop the wine cork "I don't have much experience doing this" me "That's all right, ill help you pop it" and take the bottle opener off her...(my friends were pissing themselves at this point), open the bottle and tell her she should drop by when she finishes work.
Approach 3 - When Kasey was leaving i notice a bunch of 'younger' girls going into the room next door. I tell my mates about them and suggest they give their room a call. None of them have the balls (i thought my dj friend would have) which surprised me. So i pick up the phone and call their room.
me "Evening ladies"
them "Who is this"
me "The man of your dreams"
them " (giggling) Oh really"
-you could hear them gathering around the phone at this stage and a new chick takes the handset
her "Hello, how are you"
(insert fluff talk)
I find out they are having a girls night out, one of them just turned 18 and broke up with her boyfriend.
At this stage i put them onto my friend (the dj 1) as i was losing Interest.
Next thing i know, there was a knock on the door. Guess who!!! Thats right, the 3 chicks i PU from the balcony. They wander in theres a blonde HB8, brunette HB7 and short fat one HB4.
I invite them in and start flirting, my friends hung up on the other ladies and both had huge grins.
-Insert flirting here-
They invite us up to their room as it 'has a better view'. So we all head up there. We go into their room and they've got loads of alcohol and even a can of whipped cream... The HB8 asks if if like a drink, so she starts making me one and then gives it to her friend, BIATCH. I commented on how her pink bits were a little overgrown (the pompoms were losing hairs) and that she should take better care of herself as it'd scare hot guys like myself off.
She stole the drink back of her buddy and gave it to me...she also pulled out the whipped cream and went wild!
I got a call and went out on the balcony. 5 minutes later the blonde comes out and starts smacking me on the butt ...she heads back inside when i cease to pay her any attention lol I notice someone on the balcony over to the right, when my phone convo finishes i start talking with him, decent fella who just got out of a 2 year relationship, i tell him hes welcome to come out with us later.
(Half) Approach 4 - His gaze wonders and i see hes looking at another group of ladies walking along the street not far from us, hes "damn, they r hot". So off i go again, "Evening ladies, where are you headed" -insert fluff talk- ..they weren't from around here and were kinda lost, so i suggest they head out with us and we would show them around (like i knew where the fuk 2 go, i wasnt local either lol) and to come up to room 412.
At this stage the blonde comes out again and shes like "hey, you better not be bringing those skanks up to our room!!" and she looked over the edge and yelled out "fuk off skanks" so i grabbed her on the arse "hey, thats not very nice, you dont know whether they are skanks or not"... she smiled, but walked off back into the room.
The dude next to me was like "damn, well done man!! hey, can i come over to ur room...u cant have all the ladies!" i told him sure, come over.
One of my friends (the shy one) came out and said he doesnt have any standards anymore and that he wanted to bone the fat chick lol So im like, go for it!! We start having a little convo about the ladies and hes thanking me for bringing them up 2 our room in the first place. I told him there were some hotter ones on the way, so dont get rid of your standards just yet He was like "fuk, this is the best day of my life" hehe
Then it hits me, i gave the chicks from the street the wrong room number, i gave them OUR room number instead of the chicks (where we were). So i excuse myself and head back down to our room (my shy friend came with me).
Didn't catch them there, so we headed back up to the chicks room. My DJ friend was getting pretty close to the HB7 brunette, so i gave him the thumbs up. He said that a group of ladies were calling out looking for me but that the blonde told them to fuk off, apparently they went to our room but no one was their.... FUK! Stupid blonde biatch lol
I gave the room key to my dj friend and told him to go wild... and that we were heading out. So to town we (my shy friend and the dude from the room next door) went.