Field Report : Short

[Starman]

So I went roller blading by the beach today..there is AMPLE opportunity for you ace's who are starting the bootcamp..a PARK .. is also a great place

I was sitting on the grass..taking off my blades..when I noticed a HB7 walking her dog..about 30-40 feet away..I was not in the mood to sarge..because I was looking sweaty and sloppy from a 3 mile trek

The next thing I know..I look to my side..and the girl is standing there..with her dog barking at me..I look at her and she is just standing there smiling..

Me: Is this dog your treasure finder?

Her(giggling) - I think she likes your roller blades

Me: Its probably the stench of my socks..dogs dig that you know..is this a New dog?

Her: No , Ive had her for about a year

Me: No I asked if it was a nude dog?

I got up and started petting the dog

Me: Whats her name??

Her: SHoulders

Me: Shoulders huh? let me guess...your name is "Head"?

Her: Head?

Me: Head N Shoulders!!! so whats your name?

Her: Im sara *shake hands*

Me: Well Nice to meet you sara, live around here?

Her: not too far..I live near blah blah street

I asked her if she played tennis (because we were standing near the court)

she said she does..I told her Im always looking for a new challenge to play tennis with..and the next time I bring my gear..if she wanted to play

she said "sure"..I asked for her #..said I had to split to go take care of some bidness and left

if you guys have a sports facility center or a public park/beach, I highly recommend it


now I have to learn how to play tennis

 

[Starman]

p.s. before I left..I got into my car..tooted my own horn BEEP BEEP..smiled graciously showing off my pearly bling bling teef..then left

 

[TTAG]

haha, im lovin it

nice work, textbook move straight from the dj bible!

all the best with sara, starman.

 

[elvis aint dead yet]

Why are you on the computer at 5am in the morning?

 

[chlywly]

Originally posted by Starman


now I have to learn how to play tennis

Bahahha good stuff.

 

[Starman]

Originally posted by elvis aint dead yet
Why are you on the computer at 5am in the morning?

5 in the morning? Perhaps you need to adjust your computers clock

mix in a little insomnia and a little post cubbie celebration then you have your answer

 

[elvis aint dead yet]

it's not my computers clock.. It's the time the message board said you posted.. Like your last message, was posted at 3:52pm.


Are you on the computer 24/7?

 

[echo1212]

Guys guys guys. Its not rocket science. The time a post is posted is determined by where the web site is located or orginated-in this case I'm assuming its Europe-perhaps England? For example-I live in michigan-its 1:46 PM here, but when I post this its going to say 5:46 or 6:46-in other words its ahead of My time. There you go.

 

[takfer1]

Echo is Gay...

Echo is wrong on this subject...and unfortunatly..........he is also gay and enjoys the company of young boys who text him with their homo-erotic adventures. He also repeats himself ad-nauseum spouting the same old gay/liberal propaganda that only homos can comprehend

 

[Starman]

Originally posted by elvis aint dead yet
it's not my computers clock.. It's the time the message board said you posted.. Like your last message, was posted at 3:52pm.


Are you on the computer 24/7?

Pelvis is dead,

Yes siree..My brain is electronically wired to my PC..as soon as somebody makes a post..I wake up from my drooling slumber..and reply to posts


what the hell does being on a computer 24/7 have to do with my field report??..not to mention I have my laptop hooked up to my pelvis like a confections guy at a ballgame..and I type and post while I roller blade..its fun!

 

[Satan Psycho]

I would expect her to flake. I don't see much here that would have created interest or attraction, unless of course you are good-looking.

Originally posted by Starman
So I went roller blading by the beach today..there is AMPLE opportunity for you ace's who are starting the bootcamp..a PARK .. is also a great place

No doubt.

I was sitting on the grass..taking off my blades..when I noticed a HB7 walking her dog..about 30-40 feet away..I was not in the mood to sarge..because I was looking sweaty and sloppy from a 3 mile trek

Who cares. You're a healthy man who excersizes. The ladies will understand. Besides, sweating is manly.

The next thing I know..I look to my side..and the girl is standing there..with her dog barking at me..I look at her and she is just standing there smiling..

Me: Is this dog your treasure finder?

Her(giggling) - I think she likes your roller blades

You open with a ****y/funny line, which is textbook. I would say good job... but, she shoots it down with a little shít test.

Her: Oh yeah, must be your rollerblades.

Me: Its probably the stench of my socks..dogs dig that you know..is this a New dog?

Avoid self-deprecating humor. It is not helpful to our purposes as DJs.

Her: No , Ive had her for about a year

Me: No I asked if it was a nude dog?

Sorry, but that sounds like a canned joke that a retarded 12 year old would make. It couldn't have possibly built attraction. It would have been much better to ask something like what kind of dog it was, then an open-ended question like "How do you like this kind of dog?" This will get her talking and give you plenty to work with.

I got up and started petting the dog

Me: Whats her name??

Her: SHoulders

Me: Shoulders huh? let me guess...your name is "Head"?

Her: Head?

I understand. It can be hard to be a comic superstar on the spot. Try watching Comedy Central.

Me: Head N Shoulders!!! so whats your name?

Her: Im sara *shake hands*

Be sure to be bold, look deep into her eyes and hold on to her hand a second too long.

Me: Well Nice to meet you sara, live around here?

Her: not too far..I live near blah blah street

Careful. Girls have sort of a 'stalker alarm' that is set off by questions like this.

I asked her if she played tennis (because we were standing near the court)

she said she does..I told her Im always looking for a new challenge to play tennis with..and the next time I bring my gear..if she wanted to play

she said "sure"..I asked for her #..said I had to split to go take care of some bidness and left

That's a close alright.

now I have to learn how to play tennis

Naw. Forget tennis. Ask her to do whatever you want.

 

[echo1212]

Satan.... i know you meant well and actually your advice was pretty good, but Starman is one of the small number of guys on this site that really doesnt need alot of advice, espeically when it comes to just meeting a new girl. Look at his number of posts for example lol. Not that just because you post alot means you have game, but if you've followed any of his past advice and unusually wry wit, you would know he's one of the "vets' here. Keep offering advice though... as this site has gotten older its gotten way younger and much more afc in regards to the newbies.

 

[uniassign]

but Starman is one of the small number of guys on this site that really doesnt need alot of advice, espeically when it comes to just meeting a new girl.

I disagree. No disrespect to Starman though.

I think if you think you are above advice, you are heading for failure. A man must always strive constantly to improve himself. Now in this particular situation, I agree with Satan (hahaha) and of the opinion that he could have done more attraction stuff.

You will be amazed at what feedback can give you. Everyone has their own little insights, and being open minded and consider what other people have to offer will widen your knowledge on how to deal with situations.

The girl has NOTHING to go on with when she goes home to think about the interaction with Starman. She does not really go on how good a guy looks. Starman displayed a little wit and humour, and that's good, but it won't really get him over the line in getting the girl to INVEST a couple of hours with him (especially if she is HOT).

There is no rapport (except STRANGER rapport), no attraction and there is no commonalities (that tennis doesn't count because I am sure she is thinking that it was a way of getting her together).

He could have built on the good opening and shallow rapport that he had with her, and gone further. This way, he would have bought himself AMPLE of time to show her what he is about BEFORE number closing and getting up something more intimate.

 

[SamePendo]

Well, Starman did get the number. Why do all the fuzz when few enchanting words can get you the number?
Actually, we have to wait to see if Scarman got a REAL number !

 

[Player_Supreme]

Echo: I dissagree. If you look at his Hooters debacle you will see that just cause you have 2,000 posts doesn't mean you have game. Although this is a good field report for sm.

2,000 posts of what is what I ask. I know 200 of it was during a flame war a few months ago. then there were numerous drunk postings since I've been here.

I've seen veterans with no game skills at all. I've seen newbies with the masters level with no game skills.

I have to agree with Satan and the other gent about your never too good to take some advice.

This is a good sm field report so no diss on sm. My message is for echo.

 

[Starman]

unlike some people, I dont fear posting unsuccessful field reports to win the approval of my peers on a forum..I post to hear about different perspectives on how they would have handled a situation differently

I appreciate everyone's point of view..and agree there is ALWAYS something to be learned

everybody here believes his technique or approach is the correct one, because their pride and ego are on the line

my take is DO whatever works for you..no need to fix something that isnt broken

...Now..This is all sweet talkin about building up attraction..and having fluff talked a little more.. and again I say, I didnt include my entire conversation

but sometimes, when the kitty is right in your face (if she didnt want to approach ME..she would have pulled her dog in a different direction to where I was) there is really no need to oil an already oiled machine in motion

Its like trying to build up an attraction to a girl that approaches YOU at a bar/club..is it really necessary at that point? there is plenty of time to do that when you get the digits

I may have left out the conversation was smooth, no awkward moments, she was laughing and even telling me funny moments with her dog, no hesitation in the number exchange, and finding mutual interests and common denominators

I'll update you folks when I call her next week

 

[Player_Supreme]

dam you must be lurking on this board, watching and waiting. I just logged on and responded. I had seen it earlier but didn't want to read it until now.

If I had any failures I would tell ya about them but I follow the following procedures which will reduce your failure rate down to almost zero. Oh sm, it's my own **** from my playaz university:

6 Step first contact procedures:

1. Don’t hand the ho your balls. Stay in your center. Remember you’re a man. Your not some sympish oath looking desperately for a date. Even if you’ve never been on a date before don’t act like it. When I was a kid we would go to family friends house’s. My mom would say “don’t act like you ain’t never ate before” to us to remind us of our manors. What I want to say is “don’t act like you ain’t never had p*ussy before” Keep your game on chill. Be cool and laid back.


2. Take her head out of orbit. Most dimes are used to fools hitting on them all day so their heads get all swollen with how great they are. When you approach her, don’t act like one of those biblical types when god would speak they shivered and quaked and fell down. You must have the attitude that you are better than she is. Your job is to convince her that she should be lucky that your even talking to her.


3. Let her know that you’re a player. Yes that is what I said. Remember your first contact is always non-verbal. Most fools in the clubs will roll up on a dime and try to blow some corny assed lines on her. Don’t be one of those. Your first contact will be non-verbal to open with. You want to get her interest first before you even step over to her. This is where your front comes in. You gotta put up a good front in your style and dress and grooming habits. You should look like a winner. Forget the sagging jeans, only thuggish women like this. You must show her that you have something happening in your life. That you’re a major game player in the game of life.


4. Next you want to catch her eye. Here is where the eye contact games is played and you should be the winner. Here are my tips on eye contact:

Making Eye Contact.

I have learned that you must when looking at a woman have a look of evaluation and appraisal in your eyes. You gotta keep emotion off your face and look her in the eye with deep intensity. Once you make the connection, then break away and look from her feet back up to her eyes with a look of that you are evaluating the b*tch.

Most women being seekers of attention will feel inferior due to your look of evaluation. She will wonder if she is wearing the right outfit or sh*t like that.

Now get her eye contact again while your looking unaffected, confident, and appraising and hold the eye contact until she looks away. Remember don’t try the wolf look, but instead keep all sexual energy out of the look. You are appraising her for her chances to be with you.

When you step to her walk as if you are a lion on the prowl. Of course you read about clout so looking your best you step over to interview the b*tch to see if she fits your needs.

5. Now you want to flash her a smile. I use a half ****y smile once I’ve gotten women’s attention. A honest open smile will do if you don’t have the balls to appear ****y as sh*t to start with. Your still in the nonverbal stage. Up to this point you haven’t said one word to your target. Now if she smiles back and holds the eye contact for a moment, you’ve just been given the go ahead to step up. If she looks away quickly then she was just returning a social smile. You need to learn how to tell who is really interested and who isn’t. That is why I gave you those exercises with the video tapes. Now for you goobers who say nobody returns eye contact: let me state that it’s probably because a) your not doing it right or b) your not presenting an interesting package for her to look at.


6. Now your ready to step up. A simple hello, what’s your name, my name is…routine is all you need to open your conversation up. I like to pick something to compliment them on that is unique as an opener or filler to the traditional opening.

Example: Hello, what’s your name? Sonya, my name is PimpDaddy, I just
wanted to say your very sensual dancer Sonya. So have you studied dance?

These 6 are good for newbies to use to increase their success rate and get laid!

 

[spanky]

Good stuff Player.

I also agree that even though everyone could use advice, I think Starman was good in this instance. It is not that he is above advice, but the tutorial Satan gave are areas that Starman has shown in previous post to have considerable understanding and has demonstrated through field reports.

Keep in mind, that some people's personality can pull off certain behaviors and attitude more than others. Just like some peple are naturally funny and do not need ****y & Funny; they just need to be their regular funny selves to get women.

I have a friend who does great impressions and the women just love this guy. He doesn't really have "game" per se but his impressions gets his feet in the door consistently.

In some instances, it is cool to use humor that poke fun at yourself in order to bring down a broad's defenses.

Good field report, SM.

 

[Starman]

PS..the whole DAMN!!! YOU MUST BE ON 24/7 Schtick is played out

its what I call "projection"..people hang on here 24/7..then see another guy post 3-4 times a day..then Say "DAMN! !!! You Must Be On here ALL DAY!!!!"

when in reality..they are talking about themselves..PROJECTED onto someone else

whatelse am I going to do during work...actually WORk?? fahgetabbboudit

Iright now its 2am..and just leaving a honey on her doorstep and gettin home

I'd be more concerned with what Im doing with MY time..than Monitoring soemone else's..PLAYA

and I'd love to hear some of your unsuccessful attempts PS..unless ALL of your attempts have been flawlessly successful

 

[Evil-Rom]

Re: Echo is Gay...

Originally posted by takfer1
Echo is wrong on this subject...and unfortunatly..........he is also gay and enjoys the company of young boys who text him with their homo-erotic adventures. He also repeats himself ad-nauseum spouting the same old gay/liberal propaganda that only homos can comprehend

Err... WTF?

Had a bit too much gay porn lately?