First field report in this series.
Second field report.
Alright, so tonight Matt and I go to a brewery on a college campus that neither of us had been to before; but we've heard nothing but good things. I had a hunch that the college students had not arrived for this year yet and I was right...so once again, low on prospects (we'll hit jackpot one of these days damnit!) BUT a good learning experience and potential p*ssy non-the-less! Read on!
So we do our usual walk around the building before we take a seat, this place is now under the ownership of Matt and Scott (ok mostly Matt). Our waitress was average looking, she'd look better if she actually put on some make-up. Definately not a dog, nice legs and round ass. This girl is totally dreading working tonight, she openly admits she doesnt like working at this place anymore and that it's her last week there. This girl was down in the pits, but, not for long.
We honestly had her at our table talking to us for a good 2 hours (yes, there were THAT many other prospects....) so it's going to be hard for me to explain the whole conversation but I'll try and cover all the good parts.
(Seriously, I'm sitting here with a blank stare at the screen, fuuuuuck, Matt's gonna have to fill in the gaps when he reads this tomorrow. Ok moving on!)
She started out with a monotonous tone of voice, you know the kind of voice you have when you just DONT want to be here. Matt starts the convo, asks her about her job, if she goes to school, what she does for fun and then he asks the question that gets things going "so where do you live?" She starts going on about how she still lives at home but her parents dont care what she does so she doesnt mind it. It saves her money not paying rent, yatta yatta.
She goes on for a bit and then mentions how she just bought a bunch of new things for her room. Next comes the question that transitions us fairly quickly from casual stranger talk to how she likes to be fvcked talk! "Oh yea? What'd you buy?" Her reply: "oh I bought a new rug, it was expensive! And I bought a 5 foot by 5 foot bean bag chair, OH and a new mattress...god that matress is so comfortable I could have sex with it!" Matt replies INSTANTLY "Or on it!" (CHA-CHING!!!). She says "god, I havent had sex in a while..."
Matt: "Oh yea? How long is a while?"
Her: "I havent had any since February! Valentines day, actually"
Matt: "Damn, so what are the chances that you're having sex on that new matress tonight?"
Her (In a sad tone): "Not very good" Then her tone changes instantly to eagerness "BUT, it's always the times that you dont expect to get laid that you do!" She smiles, raises the eyebrows a little.
Now Matt's asking her if she's ever been with a women, how far she went with this women (she was paid to make out with her friend, that's the furthest).
Matt: "Would you ever go down on a woman?"
Her: "No, probably not"
Matt: "What about a guy? Have you gone down on a guy before?"
Her: "Yea I have, but I dont always go down on a guy, I have to really be attracted to him to do that" She simultaneously starts chewing on ice cubes from her glass of water "You know what it means when you chew on ice? It means you're sexually frustrated"
Matt: "You ever heard of Fire and Ice?"
Her: "No what's that?"
Matt: "It's a method of giving a guy a blow job, works both ways actually" And he goes on about switching between cold ice and warm, peppermint tea in the girls mouth while she gives a blow job for different stimulations etc. She's very intrigued and all gitty by now!
I'd like to point out that this wasnt a 2-way convo with her and Matt, I was in it (actually, had her laughing hard a few times with some good C&F) but I honestly cant remember much of what I said because I was too busy listenning to Matt and watching her reactions, taking mental notes.
So somewhere along the discussion of sex she just turns and looks at me and says "I bet you're going to have sex tonight huh?" She meant it too!
Kinda funny because if you've been reading the other field reports you'd know I'm a virgin (not by choice! lol). I wasnt going to say this of course, so I said very confidently with a grin "That's a possibility" She says "yea you are!"
So more convo happens and it's about time for us to move on so Matt wants to show me that you dont even have to ask a girl for her number, just give her hints.
Matt: "I think we're going to head out soon, and since this is your last week here we will probably never see you again huh?"
Her: "I go to such-and-such bar EVERY saturday night, you can come see me....actually, I wont be there this saturday because I have a field hockey game to be at"
Matt takes out a pen from his pocket and sets it on the table, looks at it, looks at her. She knows right away and just smiles
Matt: "So if I wanted to make sure you were at this bar before I drove out to it, how would I know you would be there?"
At this point she knows that Matt's asking for her number without actually asking for it, so she tries to make Matt come out and ask for her number. But hell no Matt's not giving in. She picks up the pen and writes her name on a napkin like she's going to write her number then starts doodling on the paper with a grin.
Matt: "Write it down" and gives a "i can play games too" grin.
Her: "Write what down? My signature is pretty isnt it?" She's grinning and playing with her tongue.
So now she changes the subject:
I have my phone in my hand and I'd been twirling it around on the table most of the night. So she asks to see it because its' a cool looking phone (camera phone with a big screen). She just kinda swoops it right up and takes a picture of me and starts giggling. THEN she goes right into my recently dialed numbers logs! I wanted to grab the phone but she had a death grip on it and a sh*t eating grin on her face!
Now, I'd called some girls that I work with earlier that night so the top of the list had the names "Jen" "Lindsey". So she's like "WOW, who's Jen and Linsdey? I bet you're fvcking both of them arent you!" I just smile and raise my eye brows in a "you'll never know" kind of way. She's very intrigued now and she's leaning up on my shoulder while she goes through the list. Further down the list, 2 other chic's names (totalling 4 names in recently dialed). So she's like "Wow more women, you're having sex with all 4 of them I bet!" (haha, I wish).
I dunno guys, after she saw that log she was on my shoulder (literraly, leaning on me) till we left basically, smiling, all giggly and sh*t. She wanted both of us by now, seeing those women's numbers in my phone shot her interest in me up 10-fold.
So she looks at the pen again and just giggles. Then she picks up the salt shaker and just starts dumping it on the side of the table and the floor and p*ssyfoots around the subject at hand and playing with the salt. Then her cell phone rings so she asks us to watch out for her manager while she takes the call in the storage room next to us. I'm like "lets get outa here" So Matt picks up the pen, walks into the room, twirls the pen in his finger and starts putting it into his pocket, so she grabs the pen and writes her number down. Digits are ours and nobody even had to ask. So I leave her tip on the table and take the salt shaker and tip it upside-down ontop of the money, figured she'd get a kick outa that.
Matt said by the end of the night she wanted me also, so I have the number. Says she's a guarentee lay if I call her which I think I will, just to fvck her. That concludes this FR, as always, keep your eyes peeled for the next one!
Second field report.
Alright, so tonight Matt and I go to a brewery on a college campus that neither of us had been to before; but we've heard nothing but good things. I had a hunch that the college students had not arrived for this year yet and I was right...so once again, low on prospects (we'll hit jackpot one of these days damnit!) BUT a good learning experience and potential p*ssy non-the-less! Read on!
So we do our usual walk around the building before we take a seat, this place is now under the ownership of Matt and Scott (ok mostly Matt). Our waitress was average looking, she'd look better if she actually put on some make-up. Definately not a dog, nice legs and round ass. This girl is totally dreading working tonight, she openly admits she doesnt like working at this place anymore and that it's her last week there. This girl was down in the pits, but, not for long.
We honestly had her at our table talking to us for a good 2 hours (yes, there were THAT many other prospects....) so it's going to be hard for me to explain the whole conversation but I'll try and cover all the good parts.
(Seriously, I'm sitting here with a blank stare at the screen, fuuuuuck, Matt's gonna have to fill in the gaps when he reads this tomorrow. Ok moving on!)
She started out with a monotonous tone of voice, you know the kind of voice you have when you just DONT want to be here. Matt starts the convo, asks her about her job, if she goes to school, what she does for fun and then he asks the question that gets things going "so where do you live?" She starts going on about how she still lives at home but her parents dont care what she does so she doesnt mind it. It saves her money not paying rent, yatta yatta.
She goes on for a bit and then mentions how she just bought a bunch of new things for her room. Next comes the question that transitions us fairly quickly from casual stranger talk to how she likes to be fvcked talk! "Oh yea? What'd you buy?" Her reply: "oh I bought a new rug, it was expensive! And I bought a 5 foot by 5 foot bean bag chair, OH and a new mattress...god that matress is so comfortable I could have sex with it!" Matt replies INSTANTLY "Or on it!" (CHA-CHING!!!). She says "god, I havent had sex in a while..."
Matt: "Oh yea? How long is a while?"
Her: "I havent had any since February! Valentines day, actually"
Matt: "Damn, so what are the chances that you're having sex on that new matress tonight?"
Her (In a sad tone): "Not very good" Then her tone changes instantly to eagerness "BUT, it's always the times that you dont expect to get laid that you do!" She smiles, raises the eyebrows a little.
Now Matt's asking her if she's ever been with a women, how far she went with this women (she was paid to make out with her friend, that's the furthest).
Matt: "Would you ever go down on a woman?"
Her: "No, probably not"
Matt: "What about a guy? Have you gone down on a guy before?"
Her: "Yea I have, but I dont always go down on a guy, I have to really be attracted to him to do that" She simultaneously starts chewing on ice cubes from her glass of water "You know what it means when you chew on ice? It means you're sexually frustrated"
Matt: "You ever heard of Fire and Ice?"
Her: "No what's that?"
Matt: "It's a method of giving a guy a blow job, works both ways actually" And he goes on about switching between cold ice and warm, peppermint tea in the girls mouth while she gives a blow job for different stimulations etc. She's very intrigued and all gitty by now!
I'd like to point out that this wasnt a 2-way convo with her and Matt, I was in it (actually, had her laughing hard a few times with some good C&F) but I honestly cant remember much of what I said because I was too busy listenning to Matt and watching her reactions, taking mental notes.
So somewhere along the discussion of sex she just turns and looks at me and says "I bet you're going to have sex tonight huh?" She meant it too!
Kinda funny because if you've been reading the other field reports you'd know I'm a virgin (not by choice! lol). I wasnt going to say this of course, so I said very confidently with a grin "That's a possibility" She says "yea you are!"
So more convo happens and it's about time for us to move on so Matt wants to show me that you dont even have to ask a girl for her number, just give her hints.
Matt: "I think we're going to head out soon, and since this is your last week here we will probably never see you again huh?"
Her: "I go to such-and-such bar EVERY saturday night, you can come see me....actually, I wont be there this saturday because I have a field hockey game to be at"
Matt takes out a pen from his pocket and sets it on the table, looks at it, looks at her. She knows right away and just smiles
Matt: "So if I wanted to make sure you were at this bar before I drove out to it, how would I know you would be there?"
At this point she knows that Matt's asking for her number without actually asking for it, so she tries to make Matt come out and ask for her number. But hell no Matt's not giving in. She picks up the pen and writes her name on a napkin like she's going to write her number then starts doodling on the paper with a grin.
Matt: "Write it down" and gives a "i can play games too" grin.
Her: "Write what down? My signature is pretty isnt it?" She's grinning and playing with her tongue.
So now she changes the subject:
I have my phone in my hand and I'd been twirling it around on the table most of the night. So she asks to see it because its' a cool looking phone (camera phone with a big screen). She just kinda swoops it right up and takes a picture of me and starts giggling. THEN she goes right into my recently dialed numbers logs! I wanted to grab the phone but she had a death grip on it and a sh*t eating grin on her face!
Now, I'd called some girls that I work with earlier that night so the top of the list had the names "Jen" "Lindsey". So she's like "WOW, who's Jen and Linsdey? I bet you're fvcking both of them arent you!" I just smile and raise my eye brows in a "you'll never know" kind of way. She's very intrigued now and she's leaning up on my shoulder while she goes through the list. Further down the list, 2 other chic's names (totalling 4 names in recently dialed). So she's like "Wow more women, you're having sex with all 4 of them I bet!" (haha, I wish).
I dunno guys, after she saw that log she was on my shoulder (literraly, leaning on me) till we left basically, smiling, all giggly and sh*t. She wanted both of us by now, seeing those women's numbers in my phone shot her interest in me up 10-fold.
So she looks at the pen again and just giggles. Then she picks up the salt shaker and just starts dumping it on the side of the table and the floor and p*ssyfoots around the subject at hand and playing with the salt. Then her cell phone rings so she asks us to watch out for her manager while she takes the call in the storage room next to us. I'm like "lets get outa here" So Matt picks up the pen, walks into the room, twirls the pen in his finger and starts putting it into his pocket, so she grabs the pen and writes her number down. Digits are ours and nobody even had to ask. So I leave her tip on the table and take the salt shaker and tip it upside-down ontop of the money, figured she'd get a kick outa that.
Matt said by the end of the night she wanted me also, so I have the number. Says she's a guarentee lay if I call her which I think I will, just to fvck her. That concludes this FR, as always, keep your eyes peeled for the next one!
