Oscar Wilde
Master Don Juan
Or "How to steal your buddies girl".
Ok guys, thought I better make this a field report. I'm not proud of this one though, but there are some important lessons to be learned as usual.
I went out with an ex-ONS girl, Kylie, her girlfriend and 2 friends of mine, Bob, & John who brought a "friend", Nicki.
Well, after a few pints in the pub I was real pissed off, Kylie wasn't on for any action at all, and I didn't really like the attitude she and her friend had, so I said feck it, back to the drawing board.
So Bob, John, Nicki & I got some take out cans from the bar and decided to go to either Nicki's place (closest) or mine (more alcohol). We all went to hers.
We all sat round smokin, drinkin & chatting, and I hit it off with the girl a lot. I was making no attempt to hit on her whatsoever, just was talking plain, explained to her *exactly* what I had hoped to happen with Kylie (becoming FBs), and that I was pissed off, and surprised that Kylie and I had hit it off the first time and so opposite this time. When I was talking, I was sitting on the floor, Nicki and John were on the couch, and Bob on another seat. She got off the couch and say down on the floor near me.
When she was out of the room for a sec, John said that I "should go for it, it wasn't happening for him". I didn't know the situation, but he had met her once (when on hols with me the week before), and got her mail address. He had been emailing her all week, and she agreed to meet for a drink (a date in his mind, NOT in hers as I found out later).
I went to the bathroom and she followed me in, said something about showing me a broken tap (faucet to you yanks) that I shouldn't use. And we talked,
mainly, for 20 mins - we kissed just twice, but just quickly, and I didn't want to continue them. It was a deep conversation, about lots of stuff, including her telling me that she liked John AS A FRIEND but wasn't looking for anything serious with him, and that she tried to tell him that outside the bar earlier, and other times, but he just wasn't taking the hints.
John banged on the door just as we were talking about this, and said loudly that he needed to use the facilities (the door wasn't fully closed, just over). I said something along the lines of "Fsck off John, give us a damn minute" cos I was annoyed that he interrupted so rudely.
Anyways we just finished what we'd been talking about and went back
out and the guys had gone. I rang Bob and asked him the story, he told me they went outside to find a wall, then decided to head off to their house cos they reasoned I was banging her. I told them I wasn't, and that nothing had happened, we had just been talking (it wasn't *that* big a lie). Bob asked me if they should go back over, and that's where I fscked up, I said "No, don't bother"...
I expect forgiveness from John because he has done worse in his time to others. He said to me on Sat that he wasn't pissed with me, but he was with her, for "leading him on" - complete BS because he wouldn't
know a 300lb hint if it hit him in his AFC face. This guy *reeks* of desperation. I think I have to help him with his skills but can't show him this site, he's not the type who'd understand. (Is there any other resource that gives the same info without being so geeky?)
So anyways I stole my friends date and
then spent all wkend with her. Now she seems quite mad about me and I'm worried about that too.
Ok, so newbies, find the DJ principals in the above (and don't steal your buddies girl). I'll give you a hint, it's about not being a fscking AFC. Desperation is your enemy.
Names have been changed to protect the guilty.
Oscar.
Ok guys, thought I better make this a field report. I'm not proud of this one though, but there are some important lessons to be learned as usual.
I went out with an ex-ONS girl, Kylie, her girlfriend and 2 friends of mine, Bob, & John who brought a "friend", Nicki.
Well, after a few pints in the pub I was real pissed off, Kylie wasn't on for any action at all, and I didn't really like the attitude she and her friend had, so I said feck it, back to the drawing board.
So Bob, John, Nicki & I got some take out cans from the bar and decided to go to either Nicki's place (closest) or mine (more alcohol). We all went to hers.
We all sat round smokin, drinkin & chatting, and I hit it off with the girl a lot. I was making no attempt to hit on her whatsoever, just was talking plain, explained to her *exactly* what I had hoped to happen with Kylie (becoming FBs), and that I was pissed off, and surprised that Kylie and I had hit it off the first time and so opposite this time. When I was talking, I was sitting on the floor, Nicki and John were on the couch, and Bob on another seat. She got off the couch and say down on the floor near me.
When she was out of the room for a sec, John said that I "should go for it, it wasn't happening for him". I didn't know the situation, but he had met her once (when on hols with me the week before), and got her mail address. He had been emailing her all week, and she agreed to meet for a drink (a date in his mind, NOT in hers as I found out later).
I went to the bathroom and she followed me in, said something about showing me a broken tap (faucet to you yanks) that I shouldn't use. And we talked,
mainly, for 20 mins - we kissed just twice, but just quickly, and I didn't want to continue them. It was a deep conversation, about lots of stuff, including her telling me that she liked John AS A FRIEND but wasn't looking for anything serious with him, and that she tried to tell him that outside the bar earlier, and other times, but he just wasn't taking the hints.
John banged on the door just as we were talking about this, and said loudly that he needed to use the facilities (the door wasn't fully closed, just over). I said something along the lines of "Fsck off John, give us a damn minute" cos I was annoyed that he interrupted so rudely.
Anyways we just finished what we'd been talking about and went back
out and the guys had gone. I rang Bob and asked him the story, he told me they went outside to find a wall, then decided to head off to their house cos they reasoned I was banging her. I told them I wasn't, and that nothing had happened, we had just been talking (it wasn't *that* big a lie). Bob asked me if they should go back over, and that's where I fscked up, I said "No, don't bother"...
I expect forgiveness from John because he has done worse in his time to others. He said to me on Sat that he wasn't pissed with me, but he was with her, for "leading him on" - complete BS because he wouldn't
know a 300lb hint if it hit him in his AFC face. This guy *reeks* of desperation. I think I have to help him with his skills but can't show him this site, he's not the type who'd understand. (Is there any other resource that gives the same info without being so geeky?)
So anyways I stole my friends date and
then spent all wkend with her. Now she seems quite mad about me and I'm worried about that too.
Ok, so newbies, find the DJ principals in the above (and don't steal your buddies girl). I'll give you a hint, it's about not being a fscking AFC. Desperation is your enemy.
Names have been changed to protect the guilty.
Oscar.
