Lost In Translation
Master Don Juan
Hi guys,
just thought i would post a field report *gets fire extinguishers ready to put out flames* of my Monday night
Monday night is the slowest night of the week for pimpin' where i live and i had not thought about calling any of my chicks up, as i had wanted to go chill out at my friends place and play DRIV3R on PS2.
but i get this call from this chick and she wants to do something.
some background on this chick, i have known her for about 2 years but have only met her about 6 times.
she has a boyfriend of 6 months.
he is a drug dealer.
saturday night both she and her boyfriend come over to my friends house
i was watching up in smoke tour on DVD in the lounge room, relaxing and trying to have some time with my friends away from everything i felt was stressing me out
her BF marchs in and stands in front of the tv about 2 feet from me and leans over me and says " why have you got a problem with me ? "
she stands next to him also blocking the tv.
i felt threatened because he was inside my personal space and i was sitting on the lounge, he was standing up, i was starting to get upset and my mental plan was to kick him back into the tv unit and her too from my seated position, which would give me the time i needed to get off the lounge into a standing position ( the lounge was a very deep soft leather one a ba$tard to get out of in a hurry )
i was also pi$$ed off that they were blocking the tv
i say " you both better take 2 steps back or else "
to which the both went and sat on a lounge to my right
i told her BF that his bull$hit has got to stop and that i have warned him before, all he has to do is come here and be cool, and that i have no idea what he is talking about.
i could tell by his eyes and also the way he was acting he was on ALOT of drugs **ICE** ( which she later confirmed )
i decided to go for a drive and asked one of the guys if he wanted to cruise into town and check out the chicks who were getting around, he said yes.
we got outside and something inside of me said i should go back in and sort it out.
by now i was not angry, so i was having a hard time finding a reason to go back in there and start a fight. i was struggling within myself.
you guys might not belive me but something within and i know it has something to do with what i have learned from this site and how it has changed me, made me think i really need to do this.
so i told me friend wait here i will just be a minute, i am going back into the house and i am going to put a baseball bat against the side of his head and tell him i am not going to put up with him disrespecting me, even if he is on drugs.
my friend said he would come in just to watch, i said whatever.
i felt pressure now because i had told me friend what i would do, but i was still struggling to find the ball$ to do it now that i wasn't angry.
so in i walked straight to where the baseball bat was leaning against the wall in the corner next to a few other weapons, picked it up walked over to where he was seated and gently rested it on his right shoulder.
he started acting like it didn't bother him and said something ****y
i swung the bat back up above my right shoulder quickly and went to bring it down ( i wasn't going to hit him )
my acting worked. he $hit himself, so did his GF and another girl sitting next to them on the lounge. They all nearly jumped out of their skins.
i didn't smile, i didn't let them know i was acting and had no real intention of hitting him, i just proceded to lay down the law to him and i calmly explained that if it ever happens again he is in for trouble.
i had alot of trouble communicating with him as he was so messed up mentally from the drugs but i think the bat was something he would understand. animals understand violence. it is the only rule they respect.
he started being nice to me after that and i left shortly afterwards to cruise in my car with my friend.
i can leave this story there.....
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MONDAY NIGHT
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His girlfriend rings me,
asks me what i am doing tonight. i say i havent made any plans as of yet. she asks if she can do something with me. i say yes. she asks me to come pick her up. i say soon. 2 hours later LOL. i arrive at her house. she gets in and away we go. she says she was very impressed by me putting her BF in his place. i was thinking about the posts on alpha males on the DJ forum when she was talking about how messed up her BF is.
she *****ed and moaned about her BF all the way back into town, i knew i should have shut the subject down but i wasn't sure what to talk about as she had nothing else to talk about. and as he was her puppet master she had lost everything to his evil ways lol.
i got to the beach and we stoppd the car, got out and walked down to some tables and seats.
sat next to her, tried to be ****y and funny but my heart wasn't in it. i was just using her to fill in the boredom of a monday night.
i started kino and put my arm around her and one on her leg, all seemed to be going well, i looked for signals for a kiss and made the mistake of taking her accepting my arm around her shoulder and my hand on her leg as a green light for a kiss.
she said " don't "
i was thinking too myself WHAT THE FU** !!!
i looked at her and thought maybe i am just not ..... again i moved alittle closer to her face to see what her reaction would be...
she said " don't "
" i don't cheat on my BF "
now straight away i thought to myself looking at my arm around her and my hand on her leg, at the beach, at night, she had called me up, i thought THEN WHAT THE HELL IS THIS !
so i let go of her leaned back on the table marvelling at the way women think
i started shaking my head ( i couldn't help it ) and laughing to myself as this chick played her game with me.
she said she wanted to get to know me better, but couldn't get with me while she had a boyfriend, even though she hated him and planned to dump him when she could find the strength to do break free. she said she wanted to continue to see me and for me to take her out and do fun things together so she could get to know me better in the meantime. *friendship zone*
ok b*tch now you get to meet MR PIMP
i get up off the table and calmly in a voice that oozes authority thanks to Mr/Senor Fingers post titled : empower your voice
tell her that what she has just said does not make any sense, and why should i continue to see her if she has has no plans to take me seriously, and that her reason for not seeing anyone seriously is a BF she is "trying" to break up with...
*blank stare*
i said that i don't have time for this, how about i just drive you home
she just sits there all quiet.... then she says.... you are right...
i go back over and sit next to her, just waiting for her to stand up so i can drive her home and get on with my monday night
she all of a sudden leans into my chest as i am sitting next to her, i decide that if i am gunna drive her home and get rid of her the least i can do is pat her on the shoulder, after all i felt sorry for as she had just blown her chance with me
i put my arm around her and hold her as we are sitting on the table. 15 seconds pass..... then she looks me in the eyes.... i get this weird feeling in my stomach...
naa man come on ! no way ! b*tches are mental ! they make no sense !
there was that look again and she is still looking at me...
the little tiny voice inside is screaming by now KISS HER YOU FOOL
so i thought what the fu** all this b*tch can do is flake on me again, if thats the worst that can happen......
so i lean forward 2 inches and this b*tch starts kissing me !!!!
so we make out, she asks me to promise to tell no one. i say i tell no one what i get up to anyways ( which is true apart from this forum ) and we go back to my car.
drive home abit of kino in the car.
i say to her ( possible mistake ) don't ring me until you get rid of your BF
she says, i'll be calling you soon then
well thus ended my monday night i was considering going back into town and tracking down one of my FB's that i had seen earlier but i decided i wouldn't probably be able to find her anyways so i called it a night.
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I NEED ADVICE ( no personal attacks please )
***************
should i have said to her don't call me to you get rid of the BF ?
now that she has broken her rule of not cheating on her BF *or is that just the rule in fairy land?* is she viewing me as a FB only and will continue to be his b*tch ?
where did i go wrong that she said " i don't cheat on my BF " ( lost a HB9 with same situation **REASON I FOUND SOSUAVE** ) ?
where could i improve and avoid chicks flaking out on me like she did ?
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
Quote: Don Juanabbe
What are you Vanilla-bloody-Ice?
Quote: Player_Supreme
“ But if a ho wants to just be friends then don't waste your time. And I'm a debase character so your hooking up with her friend in front of her was sweet to my ears. “
Quote: PuertoRican_Lover
“First off - she is just another hor who has opened her legs to another man - you are no one special - and there are no "Greatest" to hors - you are just the next pimp in line!!! “
just thought i would post a field report *gets fire extinguishers ready to put out flames* of my Monday night
Monday night is the slowest night of the week for pimpin' where i live and i had not thought about calling any of my chicks up, as i had wanted to go chill out at my friends place and play DRIV3R on PS2.
but i get this call from this chick and she wants to do something.
some background on this chick, i have known her for about 2 years but have only met her about 6 times.
she has a boyfriend of 6 months.
he is a drug dealer.
saturday night both she and her boyfriend come over to my friends house
i was watching up in smoke tour on DVD in the lounge room, relaxing and trying to have some time with my friends away from everything i felt was stressing me out
her BF marchs in and stands in front of the tv about 2 feet from me and leans over me and says " why have you got a problem with me ? "
she stands next to him also blocking the tv.
i felt threatened because he was inside my personal space and i was sitting on the lounge, he was standing up, i was starting to get upset and my mental plan was to kick him back into the tv unit and her too from my seated position, which would give me the time i needed to get off the lounge into a standing position ( the lounge was a very deep soft leather one a ba$tard to get out of in a hurry )
i was also pi$$ed off that they were blocking the tv
i say " you both better take 2 steps back or else "
to which the both went and sat on a lounge to my right
i told her BF that his bull$hit has got to stop and that i have warned him before, all he has to do is come here and be cool, and that i have no idea what he is talking about.
i could tell by his eyes and also the way he was acting he was on ALOT of drugs **ICE** ( which she later confirmed )
i decided to go for a drive and asked one of the guys if he wanted to cruise into town and check out the chicks who were getting around, he said yes.
we got outside and something inside of me said i should go back in and sort it out.
by now i was not angry, so i was having a hard time finding a reason to go back in there and start a fight. i was struggling within myself.
you guys might not belive me but something within and i know it has something to do with what i have learned from this site and how it has changed me, made me think i really need to do this.
so i told me friend wait here i will just be a minute, i am going back into the house and i am going to put a baseball bat against the side of his head and tell him i am not going to put up with him disrespecting me, even if he is on drugs.
my friend said he would come in just to watch, i said whatever.
i felt pressure now because i had told me friend what i would do, but i was still struggling to find the ball$ to do it now that i wasn't angry.
so in i walked straight to where the baseball bat was leaning against the wall in the corner next to a few other weapons, picked it up walked over to where he was seated and gently rested it on his right shoulder.
he started acting like it didn't bother him and said something ****y
i swung the bat back up above my right shoulder quickly and went to bring it down ( i wasn't going to hit him )
my acting worked. he $hit himself, so did his GF and another girl sitting next to them on the lounge. They all nearly jumped out of their skins.
i didn't smile, i didn't let them know i was acting and had no real intention of hitting him, i just proceded to lay down the law to him and i calmly explained that if it ever happens again he is in for trouble.
i had alot of trouble communicating with him as he was so messed up mentally from the drugs but i think the bat was something he would understand. animals understand violence. it is the only rule they respect.
he started being nice to me after that and i left shortly afterwards to cruise in my car with my friend.
i can leave this story there.....
************************
MONDAY NIGHT
************************
His girlfriend rings me,
asks me what i am doing tonight. i say i havent made any plans as of yet. she asks if she can do something with me. i say yes. she asks me to come pick her up. i say soon. 2 hours later LOL. i arrive at her house. she gets in and away we go. she says she was very impressed by me putting her BF in his place. i was thinking about the posts on alpha males on the DJ forum when she was talking about how messed up her BF is.
she *****ed and moaned about her BF all the way back into town, i knew i should have shut the subject down but i wasn't sure what to talk about as she had nothing else to talk about. and as he was her puppet master she had lost everything to his evil ways lol.
i got to the beach and we stoppd the car, got out and walked down to some tables and seats.
sat next to her, tried to be ****y and funny but my heart wasn't in it. i was just using her to fill in the boredom of a monday night.
i started kino and put my arm around her and one on her leg, all seemed to be going well, i looked for signals for a kiss and made the mistake of taking her accepting my arm around her shoulder and my hand on her leg as a green light for a kiss.
she said " don't "
i was thinking too myself WHAT THE FU** !!!
i looked at her and thought maybe i am just not ..... again i moved alittle closer to her face to see what her reaction would be...
she said " don't "
" i don't cheat on my BF "
now straight away i thought to myself looking at my arm around her and my hand on her leg, at the beach, at night, she had called me up, i thought THEN WHAT THE HELL IS THIS !
so i let go of her leaned back on the table marvelling at the way women think
i started shaking my head ( i couldn't help it ) and laughing to myself as this chick played her game with me.
she said she wanted to get to know me better, but couldn't get with me while she had a boyfriend, even though she hated him and planned to dump him when she could find the strength to do break free. she said she wanted to continue to see me and for me to take her out and do fun things together so she could get to know me better in the meantime. *friendship zone*
ok b*tch now you get to meet MR PIMP
i get up off the table and calmly in a voice that oozes authority thanks to Mr/Senor Fingers post titled : empower your voice
tell her that what she has just said does not make any sense, and why should i continue to see her if she has has no plans to take me seriously, and that her reason for not seeing anyone seriously is a BF she is "trying" to break up with...
*blank stare*
i said that i don't have time for this, how about i just drive you home
she just sits there all quiet.... then she says.... you are right...
i go back over and sit next to her, just waiting for her to stand up so i can drive her home and get on with my monday night
she all of a sudden leans into my chest as i am sitting next to her, i decide that if i am gunna drive her home and get rid of her the least i can do is pat her on the shoulder, after all i felt sorry for as she had just blown her chance with me
i put my arm around her and hold her as we are sitting on the table. 15 seconds pass..... then she looks me in the eyes.... i get this weird feeling in my stomach...
naa man come on ! no way ! b*tches are mental ! they make no sense !
there was that look again and she is still looking at me...
the little tiny voice inside is screaming by now KISS HER YOU FOOL
so i thought what the fu** all this b*tch can do is flake on me again, if thats the worst that can happen......
so i lean forward 2 inches and this b*tch starts kissing me !!!!
so we make out, she asks me to promise to tell no one. i say i tell no one what i get up to anyways ( which is true apart from this forum ) and we go back to my car.
drive home abit of kino in the car.
i say to her ( possible mistake ) don't ring me until you get rid of your BF
she says, i'll be calling you soon then
well thus ended my monday night i was considering going back into town and tracking down one of my FB's that i had seen earlier but i decided i wouldn't probably be able to find her anyways so i called it a night.
***************
I NEED ADVICE ( no personal attacks please )
***************
should i have said to her don't call me to you get rid of the BF ?
now that she has broken her rule of not cheating on her BF *or is that just the rule in fairy land?* is she viewing me as a FB only and will continue to be his b*tch ?
where did i go wrong that she said " i don't cheat on my BF " ( lost a HB9 with same situation **REASON I FOUND SOSUAVE** ) ?
where could i improve and avoid chicks flaking out on me like she did ?
Lost In Translation
**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**
Quote: Don Juanabbe
What are you Vanilla-bloody-Ice?
Quote: Player_Supreme
“ But if a ho wants to just be friends then don't waste your time. And I'm a debase character so your hooking up with her friend in front of her was sweet to my ears. “
Quote: PuertoRican_Lover
“First off - she is just another hor who has opened her legs to another man - you are no one special - and there are no "Greatest" to hors - you are just the next pimp in line!!! “
