Field Report from my Dad!!!

[OTB]

Mad funny Pickup-Related story I couldn't NOT share with you guys!!! Here it comes:

So the other day I was sitting at the living room table study for the SATs
(which I have to take next Saturday ----> Wish me luck guys

And then all of a Sudden my Dad comes up to me and says with a huge smile on his face, telling me (in Russian, this is a translation for you)
"I actually picked up a girl that was no worse than yours yesterday :yes:
(He's referring to the first time her ever saw me pick up a girl.....
This happened at an airport & I'll refer to the story later.....)

So according to my him, the story goes something like this:

He was at the Photo/Video store in Manhattan looking at various cameras & sh!t like that. (It's his hobby)
Then, all of a sudden, he sees a hot Blonde Haired, Blue Eyed beauty of around twenty years old..... (He's 50 by the way)
My Dad somehow determines that this hot blonde babe barely knows anything about cameras..... lmao
My father being a deductive reasoner only paralleled by the likes of Sherlock Holmes, listens in on her talking and determines that she has an Eastern European accent......
He asks if she speaks Russian & she says "Yes!"
After hearing this, he starts up a conversation with her & eventually gathers up enough rapport with her that he takes on a tour of the city......
So by the end of the night they both take the train back to Queens (a borough of New York City) & say good-bye for the night......
She wasn't even a US citizen!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
(She was actually just a College Student who came over here for several months and was going back to the Motherland the next morning!)


So the results of my Father's first ever Pick-Up:
- Number Close
- Email Close
- Kiss Close
No Fvck Close, But who knows? Maybe he would've had something more if she wasn't leaving the country the next day...... :crackup:

Keep in mind that my father is an average looking, middle-aged, run-of-the-mill AFC who scored a hot, blonde, HB 9 who was literally half his age!
(Since 25 is half of 50)

The only reason my father even attempted his first Pick-Up was that he experienced a paradigm shift after seeing me in action in the field (getting numbers from the hottest women in the places) & seeing the success I've had lately as a result of opening up my eyes to the "World of Game"

So the moral of the story is:
When you truly become a Don Juan, your success in all aspects of life begins to rub off on the people around you -----> your closest friends, family and maybe even you're FATHER!

Let's give it up for the newest member of our Community ------> My Pops!​

(That's half joking by the way, since he doesn't even known about the Seduction Community & definetly doesn't know that this site exists!

 

[jdawgmcb]

Good to hear; and inspirational story

 

[OTB]

The purpose of this post is to continue the story of what exactly was the event that caused my dad to believe in the true power of Pick-Up Artistry :yes:

The first time that he saw me pick up a chick was actually my first flawless, classic pick-up (I got numbers before this, but my technique wasn't polished)

So we were at an airport, and our plane got delayed for an extra hour & a half.....
So me, being the kind of man who always has to be doing something & can't just be patiently sitting there wasting his time not doing anything......

My frame of mind turned into that of Social Robot, scanning the environment looking for any HB 8s & above to use my newly acquired skills on

So, All of a Sudden, I see a bonafide Blonde Haired, Blue Eyed, HB 9 sitting not far away from me
At first I thought it was her grandma sitting one seat away from her & I became a bit hesitant to approach her....
But as I saw her shyly smiling and maintaing eye contact with me for several seconds....
My brain said, "Fvck It!" -----> It's time to move in! :rockon:
(It actually turned out to be jsut some random old lady sitting next to her :crackup:

Me, not being a big fan of the "Opinion Opener" bullsh!t, I use a AFC Adam's direct opener on her

I tell her, "Hey! I think you have a really interesting look about you & if I didn't come over here and talk to you, I'd really be regretting it the whole day"

When she heard those words, she immiedietly smiled from ear to ear!

This opener has had a 100% success rate for me!

So I keep using David DeAngelo's fool-proof ****y & Funny method and it was easy as cake!

She gladly gave me her number, email & Facebook info.
(She immedietly added me on Facebook and was commenting me next day fvckin' day! :crackup:

She was actually older than me & by far hotter than any girl at my school & infinetly hotter than the b!tch I was having one-itus for at the time! :yes:

Here are here pictures, she's an HB 9 on my scale:
(click the pictures to see full view & I actually wanna know would you guys would give her on the looks scale)
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=11rqjjo&s=4
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=nvccqp&s=4
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2qis2te&s=4

Once I had to leave, I gave her a kiss goodbye and said some ****y & funny comment about her

When my dad saw this he was beyond bewildered! He immedietly asked how I started the conversation & what we talked about, etc....

The entire trip him & his friends were calling me "Don Juan" ironically enough.....

 

[daygameguy]

:rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

 

[daygameguy]

you and your dad are fukcing amazing. nice work.

 

[ReT]

Nice man! Good work!

I too noticed stuff like that rubs off on my dad. It's almost as if they get this spark in them to say "let me show my boy how it's done my way".

 

[nicelife]

woooo that chick is bangin bro def a HB9

good job!

 

[ac3]

this is some weird post i will give you that

 

[OTB]

this is some weird post i will give you that

What exactly is so fvckin' weird about it?! lmao :crackup:


Really thought proking signature by the way, what exactly is it suppose to mean?

Please enlighten me...

 

[OTB]

Nice man! Good work!

I too noticed stuff like that rubs off on my dad. It's almost as if they get this spark in them to say "let me show my boy how it's done my way".

True that bro! But it is ironic since we're the ones that they're learning from! hahaha

You had any similar experiences?

 

[OTB]

haha your pops is a legend. im guessing hes a single man right? did you tell him any theories or anything?

Nah bro, he's not single......

He's stiil with my mom but doesn't mind getting another Hot Chick on the side

Just kiddingggggggg! :crackup:

(Yes my parents are divorced, & have been for almost a decade now)


I didn't necessarily tell/teach him any specific "theories" , I just told him to stop being so God-damn "nice" & act less like and AFC....
Maybe I'll even start to introduce him to some of David DeAngelo's most basic techniques

The funny thing is, both my parents tell me to keep hovering around my former one-itus for some reason.....
They actually see her as a "good influence" on me...
Whatever the fvck that means -----> lmao :crackup:

My dad also likes to give his occasional romantic advice.......
No offense to him, but when I hear him spewing that AFC sh!t, I just begin to laugh inside :crackup:

 

[Aragon034]

lol i totally feel you on this. My pops is a natural DJ and this kind of stuff happens all the time. (same cirucumstance, my dad is 54 and he's got 20 year olds flirting with him, it's epic to see.)

Your pops sounds awesome though, the deductive reasonings sounds hillarious.

THat chick is HB7-8 on my scale though, like 50% of the chicks i meet at parties, or approach look alot like that, blonde, cute face, and overtly sexual.

 

[OTB]

what is worth living for, what is worth dying for>>>love.

Got it!

Here's another one for you:

"Love is a lie invented by women!" :cuss:


Yes, I know it is extremely angry & cynical -----> But thought provoking none-the-less!

 

[OTB]

lol i totally feel you on this. My pops is a natural DJ and this kind of stuff happens all the time. (same cirucumstance, my dad is 54 and he's got 20 year olds flirting with him, it's epic to see.)

Yeah there is a similarity.....

But unlike your Dad, my Pops was not a "natural" at all.....

He only became better once he saw how I was changing my life

Unlike your father, my dad ain't really got 20 year olds coming up & flirting with him :crackup:

Your pops sounds awesome though, the deductive reasonings sounds hillarious. .

Yep, yep -----> Decuctive reasoning never failed anyone! :crackup:

If you think about it in a certain way, Sherlock Holmes was a perfect archtype of a true "Don Juan"

THat chick is HB7-8 on my scale though, like 50% of the chicks i meet at parties, or approach look alot like that, blonde, cute face, and overtly sexual.

Interesting opinion.....

You must be partying with quite the number of above-average looking women!
Do you like ban uggos from these gatherings?

So what, in your view, would be an HB 9 & above? (post pictures!)

 

[j0n024]

You guys should wing togethor, I mean make a day of it...haha you guys could have fun and probably bond more then you have in the past.

IF you DO update us on how it goes...good luck.

 

[daygameguy]

You guys should wing togethor, I mean make a day of it...haha you guys could have fun and probably bond more then you have in the past.

IF you DO update us on how it goes...good luck.

Hey that sounds super cool. Really he should ask his dad to be his wingman.

I can imagine both father and son suited up, rocking the clubs.

 

[Aragon034]

Interesting opinion.....

You must be partying with quite the number of above-average looking women!
Do you like ban uggos from these gatherings?

So what, in your view, would be an HB 9 & above? (post pictures!)

lol it's not that they aren't hot, but just like my foods i prefer a little more spice to them.

But since you ask i'll elaborate

Here's girl i know 2 years ago during the final months of my AFC phase, she'd be an HB8 in this picture.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a196/Aragon101/DephyNadiSamSun26th-1.jpg


And here is a picture i took last halloween, here i say she looks HB9 :|

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a196/Aragon101/n615540531_1523192_8686.jpg

(The dude on the right is the girl on the left's brother, all i could think when i snapped this picture was "Epic Fail")

To me HB9 and 10 are more the final touches and decorations. There are some girls out there who are naturally HB9s and 10s, Now THOSE i don't see very often but wish i did.

 

[ac3]

the fact that you're posting a pick up by your dad is not only sick and incestuous but it is distrubing in it's own

 

[OTB]

the fact that you're posting a pick up by your dad is not only sick and incestuous but it is distrubing in it's own

Wow, ac3 -----> That has to be, without any doubt, one of THE stupidest replys I ahve ever read! :box:

You my friend, are a complete TOOL

By what fvckin' standards can anything that I wrote here be labeled as "incestuous"???
I don't even think you know the meaning of the god-damn word! :cuss:

Have you ever seen the movie My Best Friend's Girl???
In it, the main character goes to pickup chicks in a club with his dad (who taught him everything he knows about game & women)

Do you see anything wrong with that?!

 

[OTB]

Okay guys, So here are some pictures of the girl that my dad managed to pick up

What do you guys think?

How would you rate her?