duke007
Master Don Juan
I'm at a loss with this one.
A met an Asian-American girl in a queue at Uni enrolment day who's barely just arrived in the country. Surely she'd be keen to meet new people?
It's a humid day, I'm getting tired of waiting at the head of the queue for so long. I turn around and the girl behind me looks surpisingly decent (the whole room was deviod of talent!).
So I casually say, "We finally get to the head of the queue and it stops moving."
She laughs aloud as if it was the funniest thing man's ever said. Then straight away, she gives good EC asks whether I'm a first year student. I reply, "Nah I'm starting my honours year."
Then her eyes light up and while kinoing me on the arm, she says, "Oh good luck I hear that's the hardest year". Then I'm called up from the queue. FVCK barely 20 seconds and already all that, I'm not that bloody good!
In the second queue she is about 6 people away, and we exchange words briefly. Everyone is listening, it's so silent.
Then 5 mins later, we are waiting for our ID photos to develop and I approach again (she got there first).
Well she beams again and starts yakking and we talk about the uni and American college life. She tells me she's found the campus to be anti-social.....points scored for me.....I bet I'm the first Aussie to acknowledge her presence.
So we go to leave I use a bit of kino, but just before I'm about to number close, she number closes me! "Would it be alright if I got your number?"
Three nights later, I call and the phone rings out....fvck not again, maybe she's busy. So I call again this afternoon and surprisingly she picks up. She remembers me and tells me she just waiting to be picked up by someone at the train station. We small talk for a bit but she yaps so much with that accent I can barely follow at some points (damn you yanks talk so fast!
).
JUST when I'm about to setup a coffee date, she abruptly says, "Oh my ride's here, can I call you back?" Just like that! Maybe the ride came maybe it didn't, but all I know is it's been 5 hours since.
FVCK! what's the bet she met some 23yo tall Aussie jock last night at her postgrad pub night she told me about? (I'm 2 yrs younger and she knew)
A met an Asian-American girl in a queue at Uni enrolment day who's barely just arrived in the country. Surely she'd be keen to meet new people?
It's a humid day, I'm getting tired of waiting at the head of the queue for so long. I turn around and the girl behind me looks surpisingly decent (the whole room was deviod of talent!).
So I casually say, "We finally get to the head of the queue and it stops moving."
She laughs aloud as if it was the funniest thing man's ever said. Then straight away, she gives good EC asks whether I'm a first year student. I reply, "Nah I'm starting my honours year."
Then her eyes light up and while kinoing me on the arm, she says, "Oh good luck I hear that's the hardest year". Then I'm called up from the queue. FVCK barely 20 seconds and already all that, I'm not that bloody good!
In the second queue she is about 6 people away, and we exchange words briefly. Everyone is listening, it's so silent.
Then 5 mins later, we are waiting for our ID photos to develop and I approach again (she got there first).
Well she beams again and starts yakking and we talk about the uni and American college life. She tells me she's found the campus to be anti-social.....points scored for me.....I bet I'm the first Aussie to acknowledge her presence.
So we go to leave I use a bit of kino, but just before I'm about to number close, she number closes me! "Would it be alright if I got your number?"
Three nights later, I call and the phone rings out....fvck not again, maybe she's busy. So I call again this afternoon and surprisingly she picks up. She remembers me and tells me she just waiting to be picked up by someone at the train station. We small talk for a bit but she yaps so much with that accent I can barely follow at some points (damn you yanks talk so fast!
).JUST when I'm about to setup a coffee date, she abruptly says, "Oh my ride's here, can I call you back?" Just like that! Maybe the ride came maybe it didn't, but all I know is it's been 5 hours since.
FVCK! what's the bet she met some 23yo tall Aussie jock last night at her postgrad pub night she told me about? (I'm 2 yrs younger and she knew)
