animal crackers
Senior Don Juan
Howdy Guys!
What better for my 100th post than a good old fashioned field report.
Went out tonight with a couple buddies of mine. I told about the awesome night I had last week with GodsGiftToWomen, and they wanted to fvcking get out their and do it to. Hell yea.
Everybody who lurks here on these boards and NEVER sarges listen up. I used to be like you! I was in a LTR for most of that time, but I NEVER believed how easy and FUN it is to do cold approaches.
And while your time reading endlessly searching for the answers isn’t (completely) pointless…the only way to learn it to DO IT.
Anywayyys….
It was 1030 and we didn’t know where we could go with a lot of girls. So, we went to Meijer haha (big Wal-Mart type store) and looked for anything with boobs. I was the 1st to break any ground by saying “What’s up!” to a girl.
Friend A grabbed nuts and chased this hot lady out the doors as she was pushing her cart. We watched and when he came back he said she was 38?! Sweet.
After that there was NOTHING. Meijer sucks.
THEN we realized that we live by a huge nighttime outdoor venue. Its called the “Streets of Woodfield” and girls go there just to hang.
On our way we start blasting some Matchbox 20 in my car and roll up on this chick next to us….haha. We start screaming the lyrics and jumping up and down. She was laughing her as$ off. Good Times.
Streets was actually pretty dead…it was almost 12 on a Thurs…Oh well.
FUNNY: Walked in between 2 girls walking together, they were oblivious and kept rubbing their arms into me thinking it was the other girl. When they noticed they FREAKED OUT and said sorry and shlt. I tried to open a convo but they were freaked out. Don’t do that again….
Car rolls up to a stop sign and I call out “You girls wanna come party” Lame or not they stopped and were smiling. My friend positions himself right in front of the window so I can’t even really talk to them (wtf man I opened them) but he ends up getting her #. We see her a little bit later and there was NO convo between him and her so that # will probably flake, but it was awesome for him.
In my car leaving there’s this smoking hottie sitting on a bench. My friend goes up through my sunroof and calls out.
“Hey why don’t you slide in my car? Not in the front, slide in the back! I have something to show you…” HAHAHAHA we were dying. It was a line from some movie I guess. :crackup:
Hmm where to now?
Well… not much success for me so far, but we roll up to a pool hall that we frequent. We had no $$$ and were blatantly going there to pick up. This is the game man. Roll up there are 2 hotties right on the front table. I realized something, there’s no reason 2 girls go to a pool hall unless they want to meet guys. No other reason.
We lean up on this ledge so we were right by them, but it seemed like we were just watching everyone play. This was a money move because we could casually comment on them and strike up conversation and stay there without talking to them the whole time like if we just walked up and introduced ourselves or some ****.
1 asks me “Why aren’t you playing?” I said “We are very poor” HAHA. THEN I said we should play doubles!!! She was like…yea ok…so you can mooch off us. I told her “exactly” and she laughed. But, their game was over and Friend B asks to break. I ask the other girl to be my partner and we’re in.
I felt bad for my other friend but there were only two of them, sorry bud.
I got good kino and she reciprocated. Hand on her leg. Holding her hand and leading her aroung.
Friend B gets the one girls # and so I say to her. “ We should all hang out next weekend, bring HB with.” HB JUMPS UP and says “Why don’t you take my number?!?!”
Sure why not.
HB POOLHALL
Peace out Players,
animal crackers
PS. sorry guys no digital camera tonight :crackup:
What better for my 100th post than a good old fashioned field report.
Went out tonight with a couple buddies of mine. I told about the awesome night I had last week with GodsGiftToWomen, and they wanted to fvcking get out their and do it to. Hell yea.
Everybody who lurks here on these boards and NEVER sarges listen up. I used to be like you! I was in a LTR for most of that time, but I NEVER believed how easy and FUN it is to do cold approaches.
And while your time reading endlessly searching for the answers isn’t (completely) pointless…the only way to learn it to DO IT.
Anywayyys….
It was 1030 and we didn’t know where we could go with a lot of girls. So, we went to Meijer haha (big Wal-Mart type store) and looked for anything with boobs. I was the 1st to break any ground by saying “What’s up!” to a girl.
Friend A grabbed nuts and chased this hot lady out the doors as she was pushing her cart. We watched and when he came back he said she was 38?! Sweet.
After that there was NOTHING. Meijer sucks.
THEN we realized that we live by a huge nighttime outdoor venue. Its called the “Streets of Woodfield” and girls go there just to hang.
On our way we start blasting some Matchbox 20 in my car and roll up on this chick next to us….haha. We start screaming the lyrics and jumping up and down. She was laughing her as$ off. Good Times.
Streets was actually pretty dead…it was almost 12 on a Thurs…Oh well.
FUNNY: Walked in between 2 girls walking together, they were oblivious and kept rubbing their arms into me thinking it was the other girl. When they noticed they FREAKED OUT and said sorry and shlt. I tried to open a convo but they were freaked out. Don’t do that again….
Car rolls up to a stop sign and I call out “You girls wanna come party” Lame or not they stopped and were smiling. My friend positions himself right in front of the window so I can’t even really talk to them (wtf man I opened them) but he ends up getting her #. We see her a little bit later and there was NO convo between him and her so that # will probably flake, but it was awesome for him.
In my car leaving there’s this smoking hottie sitting on a bench. My friend goes up through my sunroof and calls out.
“Hey why don’t you slide in my car? Not in the front, slide in the back! I have something to show you…” HAHAHAHA we were dying. It was a line from some movie I guess. :crackup:
Hmm where to now?
Well… not much success for me so far, but we roll up to a pool hall that we frequent. We had no $$$ and were blatantly going there to pick up. This is the game man. Roll up there are 2 hotties right on the front table. I realized something, there’s no reason 2 girls go to a pool hall unless they want to meet guys. No other reason.
We lean up on this ledge so we were right by them, but it seemed like we were just watching everyone play. This was a money move because we could casually comment on them and strike up conversation and stay there without talking to them the whole time like if we just walked up and introduced ourselves or some ****.
1 asks me “Why aren’t you playing?” I said “We are very poor” HAHA. THEN I said we should play doubles!!! She was like…yea ok…so you can mooch off us. I told her “exactly” and she laughed. But, their game was over and Friend B asks to break. I ask the other girl to be my partner and we’re in.
I felt bad for my other friend but there were only two of them, sorry bud.
I got good kino and she reciprocated. Hand on her leg. Holding her hand and leading her aroung.
Friend B gets the one girls # and so I say to her. “ We should all hang out next weekend, bring HB with.” HB JUMPS UP and says “Why don’t you take my number?!?!”
Sure why not.
HB POOLHALL
Peace out Players,
animal crackers
PS. sorry guys no digital camera tonight :crackup:
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