So Many Ways
Master Don Juan
Last night me and two of my boys decide to make a club run. They show up at my crib while I'm watching the Laker game and we start pounding beers before taking a cab to the club.
My two friends that rolled with me, one is 41 and he's fun to party with but he doesn't really holler at the females. He brought his nephew who's 25 and he doesn't have any fear of approaching, so I knew I had a wingman. I'll refer to them as "uncle" and "nephew" from now on.
After waiting in line for seemingly forever, we finally get in. I head to the bar because it's a bad habit and order a round for the fellas. I walk accross the club to give the drinks to my friends, finished up the first round and I began walking back to the bar to get another round.
Apparently there were three really cute petite blonde girls standing in my way, and one of them grabbed my arm to get my attention, according to the nephew. I danced with her for a quick minute, then sent them on my way, intent on getting another drink. Yeah, I blew off 3 hot girls in favor of alkahol, yeah I know.
After a couple of rounds of hennesey, I find myself dancing with this fine sista, forgot all the club rules for pickup, couldn't close, too much hennesey at this point. Myself and the nephew tried hitting up a few more sets on the dance floor, I don't remember what happened, I don't think anything did.
The nephew had this tall chick on his jock but he wasn't feeling her.
We ended up taking a cab back home, drunk off our asses.
At any rate, I had a f*ckin blast, even if my game suffered, I have no regrets. If you're going to go out to hook up, keep the alkahol consumption in check, otherwise you'll **** up your game or take home a blimp.
My two friends that rolled with me, one is 41 and he's fun to party with but he doesn't really holler at the females. He brought his nephew who's 25 and he doesn't have any fear of approaching, so I knew I had a wingman. I'll refer to them as "uncle" and "nephew" from now on.
After waiting in line for seemingly forever, we finally get in. I head to the bar because it's a bad habit and order a round for the fellas. I walk accross the club to give the drinks to my friends, finished up the first round and I began walking back to the bar to get another round.
Apparently there were three really cute petite blonde girls standing in my way, and one of them grabbed my arm to get my attention, according to the nephew. I danced with her for a quick minute, then sent them on my way, intent on getting another drink. Yeah, I blew off 3 hot girls in favor of alkahol, yeah I know.
After a couple of rounds of hennesey, I find myself dancing with this fine sista, forgot all the club rules for pickup, couldn't close, too much hennesey at this point. Myself and the nephew tried hitting up a few more sets on the dance floor, I don't remember what happened, I don't think anything did.
The nephew had this tall chick on his jock but he wasn't feeling her.
We ended up taking a cab back home, drunk off our asses.
At any rate, I had a f*ckin blast, even if my game suffered, I have no regrets. If you're going to go out to hook up, keep the alkahol consumption in check, otherwise you'll **** up your game or take home a blimp.
