Feminist obsession with AssH*les

[Jake-inator]

Why can't they just let us be?

I was walking in the hallway today behind some AFCs.
And they all kept bashing guys, calling them assh*les.
I didn't say anything to them, just thought to myself: what a bunch of tools.
If they want to be tools, i don't have a problem with that. Its their life.

Then later on today,
a girl ims me just to start a fight because i made fun of something she said, in my profile and didn't include some of her arguments...

So she puts this in her profile:

Jake- I am an assh*le, i can't help it

Oh well, I don't care...but then she decides to IM me so she can make sure i read it :

HER:
HER: i hate ur profile
HER: ur a ****
ME: thanx
HER: i want 2 hit u in the ****in face
HER: no joke
HER: it doesnt even make sense since you cut the true part of it out
HER: the part where ur hypocritical
ME: ok bye
HER: ?
Me: If you hate me... then stop talking to me
Me: I don't care
HER: that pisses me off
ME: I won't change.. not for you, not for anyone
ME: so fu*k off
HER: u make me feel like i'm sum piece of ****
HER: i don't get u
ME: lol
HER: ?
HER: what
HER:???????????????????????????????????????????????
ME: what do you want?
HER: why do u purposely hurt me
HER: i dont get it
HER: put **** in my mouth
HER: and took parts out
ME: no i didnt... u said that
ME: yea but u took parts out
HER: proving ur hypocritical
ME: that doesnt prove ****

Then she puts up an away message:
"You're an assh*le, just admit it"

At which point i decide to just leave my computer, and have sum fun with my friends.
She won't leave me alone!!!
She tries to change me into a nice guy.
That's what pisses me off the most.
I don't mind being labeld an ass, but i do object to people telling me what i should be.
I am a liberterian by the way if you haven't figure it out already.
I hate authority and control freaks.

It seems that anytime a guy has enough sense to do what he wants to,
as oppose to what our feminist overlords would like we get labeled as assh*les.

I personally don't care, i've been labeled an assh*le, prick, jackass, jerk so many times its lost all meaning.
I take it with a smile now and say: "Thanks".
At which point they just stare at me and can't believe i just did that.

Then i see the tools who listen to their crap: Emo-rejects.
(you know the guys that all look like a copy of Billie Joe and are constantly depressed)
They're all so submissive, and think that taking it in the ass from a girl is a part of life.
They have no ambitions, no self respect, and girls ask me why i can't be like them?!?!

I'll tell you why:

1. Cuz they're tools!!!
2. I don't want to... what part of that don't you understand? Its my life. Leave me alone.



Then they start b*tching how i'm a hypocrit. what is up with that?

Well that's my rant.. now what do you guys think?
Do you have any similar experiences you want to share?
or if you just want to point out how much of a d*ck i am, go right ahead. I could care less.

 

[Lost In Translation]

i kept this when i saw it :

Quote: il_duce
“B1tch is just another word for a confident woman who always wants to have her way.

A$$hole is just another word for a confident man who won't take sh!t from a b1tch.

Why do you think the majority of hot girls are reffered to as 'b1tches' and the guys who get laid all the time are reffered to as 'a$$holes'?

This is how I see it: the two words were made up as weapons to use against the opposite sex, and they're supposed to be insulting, but all they really do is compliment on the sexual prowess of that person.

In other words, it pays to be an 'a$$hole'. Imho, you can be an 'a$$hole' and still be a decent person. When you get around the negative connontation the word has, you will see the positive traits that these men exhibit which are attractive to women. “


Lost In Translation

**AUSTRALIAN STREET PIMP**

 

[Jake-inator]

That's an interesting point you bring up.
So we could say that girls that call you an assh*le, are really just jelous of your sexual prowess and want to bring you down.

I never really thought about it that way,
when i said "thanx" i was just trying to put a positivie spin on things.
I never really saw it as a compliment.


You agree with me a hell of a lot.
You must be an assh*le too...

 

[nonstop]

I would have said the same thing assh*le is really a compliment. If someone says that to me or says I'm mean or anything I just say "yeah I know" like it's nothing new and I don't care, that way I disarm their bring down.

 

[Skullcrusher]

Your mom got humped by me.

Sincerely,

The *******

I feel very complimented.

 

[PVSSY-EATER]

jake you are fine man...........

Dont be offended.....I want you to keep doing what you are doing. I know that you probably have a passion in life, devote ALL your time to it okay....

The truth is what sets us free.........Free from depression, oppression, and feminists. Now being free, we can now achieve the things THEY said were impossible, the things THEY said we were not good enough for, and the things THEY said we would fail at.

But we are the best........you know why jake, because we have the truth and that alone, makes us shine abpve everybody. Tell the haters to go hate on something else.

 

[AMF]

That IM convo was with the biggest AW Ive ever seen.

EVER.

"I hate you. I want to hit you in the face. Seriously. But... I dont get you. You confuse me. Why do you try and hurt me. Just f*ck off, I hate you! NOW! Wait! where are you going?? STOP!!! I LOVE YOU!!"

Oh dear.

 

[TheRelic]

I just love how you keep re-instating to us throughout how you're such a busy man without a care in the world

 

[Luveno]

The best quote on this matter comes from our very own slimebag Gene Simmons:

"Some people say 'That Gene Simmons guy is a real *******.'
Translation: I wish I was Gene Simmons"

If you get called an ******* by people you do not care about, you're doing something right. Remember, envy is the most sincere form of flattery.

 

[DJDamage]

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?threadid=64100&highlight=Gene+simmons

Check out my response in this thread. Its great to see another person brings out the Gene Simmons refrence.