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Don Juan
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I turn on my TV to watch a bit of CNN today. I heard something about Bush asking for 1.2 billion to rebuilt Iraq, plus the ususal communist garbage I hear on that station.
A commerical comes on. In the commerical, there is this guy acting like a big dumbass on a plane, trying to cook some oatmeal with a kitchen heater appliance on his lap. His tie touches the element on the heater, and it sets alight. All the women around him are rolling their eyes and laughing. Then the camera pans onto one of the women eating a small oatmeal bar, with a "Wow, I'm so smart, that guy is a complete dumbass" smirk on her face.
Next commerical. This one is for car insurance. It shows a buisnessman with an evil look on his face driving a car at high speeds. He slams his car into someone else's coming around the corner. The camera goes to the driver's face before it happened: it's an innocent women in her 30's looking attentive. The evil buisness man hits her car and drives off.
Next commerical. Pizza hut this time. Kid and his family are talking about what pizza to get. All of a sudden, jessica simpson dressed in a skimpy outfit comes out of nowhere. Some ugly, pathetic looking teenager has his eyes fixed on her, wide open, unblinking. She approaches him, puts some disgusting looking pizza in his mouth. He makes some goofy "ahhh" noise, then passes out, hitting his head on the floor.
TV goes off. Too much feminist bull**** for one day.
Why the hell are men always the big dumbasses that are acting all goofy in commericals? Why are the women always the smart ones who always manage to say something witty at the right time that completely shuts down the man? This happens even if the commercial is appealing to men, IE: a Dodge Nitro pickup truck commerical.
Really, the only exception to this rule that I have EVER seen in my life is the burger king commerical where all the guys on the street get up and leave their girlfriends who are making them eat ****ty food to go to burger king. Even then, they are singing like faggots and acting like dumbasses, so this isn't a completely unbiased commerical.
Why can't I watch 5 minutes of TV without getting punched in the face? it pisses me off badly.
A commerical comes on. In the commerical, there is this guy acting like a big dumbass on a plane, trying to cook some oatmeal with a kitchen heater appliance on his lap. His tie touches the element on the heater, and it sets alight. All the women around him are rolling their eyes and laughing. Then the camera pans onto one of the women eating a small oatmeal bar, with a "Wow, I'm so smart, that guy is a complete dumbass" smirk on her face.
Next commerical. This one is for car insurance. It shows a buisnessman with an evil look on his face driving a car at high speeds. He slams his car into someone else's coming around the corner. The camera goes to the driver's face before it happened: it's an innocent women in her 30's looking attentive. The evil buisness man hits her car and drives off.
Next commerical. Pizza hut this time. Kid and his family are talking about what pizza to get. All of a sudden, jessica simpson dressed in a skimpy outfit comes out of nowhere. Some ugly, pathetic looking teenager has his eyes fixed on her, wide open, unblinking. She approaches him, puts some disgusting looking pizza in his mouth. He makes some goofy "ahhh" noise, then passes out, hitting his head on the floor.
TV goes off. Too much feminist bull**** for one day.
Why the hell are men always the big dumbasses that are acting all goofy in commericals? Why are the women always the smart ones who always manage to say something witty at the right time that completely shuts down the man? This happens even if the commercial is appealing to men, IE: a Dodge Nitro pickup truck commerical.
Really, the only exception to this rule that I have EVER seen in my life is the burger king commerical where all the guys on the street get up and leave their girlfriends who are making them eat ****ty food to go to burger king. Even then, they are singing like faggots and acting like dumbasses, so this isn't a completely unbiased commerical.
Why can't I watch 5 minutes of TV without getting punched in the face? it pisses me off badly.