Female friend is having a birthday. Need help with a postcard.

[Feathered Serpent]

Can't come up with anything non-cheezy.
Help me write a few words. (something hot and meaningful )

Thanks in advance, men.

 

[spider_007]

if you'r old enought go to the adult video store, they got some nice once (some are even soubtle)

 

[SMOAK]

Every days a gift thats why I call it the present

 

[duttylove]

^^ lol

 

[Skullcrusher]

1. Get photo of her, write something funny on back.
2. Ejaculate all over photo, let dry.
3. ???
4. Profit