Favorite quotes about women and dating?

[ThisIsYourWakeUpCall]

Whats everyone favorite quotes about women, gaming, dating, taking her off the pedestal, ect. ect. ???????

 

[Mike32ct]

"You don't lose your girlfriend. You lose your turn." ~~Unknown

 

[Crissco]

Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.

 

[Alex DeLarge]

Women are like cats, they meow for attention and jump on your lap when you don't really want them there.. Then when you give them attention, they get up and walk away.

 

[Scars]

"Never trust anything with 4 tires or bleeds every month."

-Scars

 

[thechosenone2190]

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