favorite opening line

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what is your favorite opening line when meeting girls and do they work. :trouble:
 

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"whatup fool"

"Excuse me miss, but I believe you have a little sand in your vagina."

Works everytime.
 

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Bonjour, ca va
 

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"I like popcorn!"

....Field tested by me in all situations.. works like a charm.



anymore though im trying everything, from simply introducing myself to running up on a girl and demanding "WHO ARE YOU?"


"ok... lets goto vegas!" is not a good opener lol. Field tested, bombage.


...I did open the other night at a club when I was free balling it. I was walking past a girl that was dancing in the lounge... "Hey i'm not wearing any boxers", she didnt say a werd, she just reached her hand into my pants and grabbed hold, hahaha... then she was like "Wow thats awesome" funny as hell, I think she was with her boyfriend though so not much more then that. Openings don't have alot of significance to me right now, I'm cold approaching so much its just becoming natural as hell... just go for it.
 

It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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I'm actually starting to use the "Excuse me I saw you over there and wanted to ask you a question" "Are you single". I know some people might not like it but I think it does the trick or if they are in sets I will open up with a canned line maybe "I need help what's a good desert for Thanks?"
 

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j0n024 said:
I'm actually starting to use the "Excuse me I saw you over there and wanted to ask you a question" "Are you single". I know some people might not like it but I think it does the trick or if they are in sets I will open up with a canned line maybe "I need help what's a good desert for Thanks?"
lol... "excuse me I saw you over there and wanted to ask you a question.... are you single?"... awesome! Seriously! I think I will try it... I will try any opener a few times.

But this opener is wrong for so many reasons that it kinda makes it right... I'm always trying to prove that your opener doesn't really matter.
 

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I prefer openers that are related to the situation. Whatever she is doing, looking at, talking about, etc. I find something interesting to add. This method goes completely under the rader, doesnt send up a bitsh shield, raises little suspicion, and doesnt set you up for rejection.

The beach is still a little tricky for me, because a girl, lying down, sunbathing, enjoying her relaxation is a difficult target to approach. I mean, what?? "Hey can you rub some sunscreen on me? Is any one laying here(motioning right next to her towel on a large beach)

But hey, I just though of a possible one that could work. You come right up behind her and to the side and sit down and say, "Hi Mandy, or whatever name you like, pretending that you thought she was someone else. You can then bypass your mistake and strike up some conversation or observation. I'll try it.
 

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jesusrules said:
hi, how are you.

thats what i like.
Actually, "Hi" with a nice smile works really well for me. It is simple and and invites the woman to respond.

And oh yeah, if you are having a bad day... stay home because you are going to come off as angry or desperate.
 

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Dongfu said:
I prefer openers that are related to the situation. Whatever she is doing, looking at, talking about, etc. I find something interesting to add. This method goes completely under the rader, doesnt send up a bitsh shield, raises little suspicion, and doesnt set you up for rejection.
this is exactly what I do. I observe where her attention is, put my attention there, and make a funny comment about it

on top of getting rid of the playa vibe, it shows you're socially intelligent
 

It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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ready123 said:
this is exactly what I do. I observe where her attention is, put my attention there, and make a funny comment about it

on top of getting rid of the playa vibe, it shows you're socially intelligent
yaeh, trying to act like a playa just makes you look like an idiot, unless your gaming some skanky white trash hos. :eek:
 

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theres no need to be raceist dongfu, its unnaceptable
 

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sebastionay said:
theres no need to be raceist dongfu, its unnaceptable
Well, i'm white, if that helps you. All I am saying is that acting like a playa, especially if your white, is just silly. Only stupid girls fall for that act.

Wasnt trying to offend your trailer park queen either. :D JK LOL
 

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well im white middle class myself and use the same tactic as you on a night out as it happens, its wrong to just carectorise a race of people from a certain status background though, youl gets slags wealthy or poor from any race and not more so in some races than others really
 
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