Favorite Guilty Pleasure AFC Song?

[Juan_Man]

What song do you enjoy the most despite the bad message it sends?

I can't get enough of New Edition's Mr. Telephone Man

Mr. Telephone man
There's something wrong with my line,
When I dial my baby's number
I get a click everytime
Mr. Telephone Man
There's something wrong with my line
When I dial my baby's number
I get a click every time

When I dial 661 Computer Service
She said "Hello may I help you please?"
I told her something must be wrong with my phone
Cause my baby wouldn't hang up on me

Mr. Telephone Man
There something wrong with my line
When I dial my baby's number
I get a click every time

Mr. Telephone Man
There something wrong with my line
When I dial my baby's number
I get a click every time

She let the phone ring 20 times before she answered
Let me tell you what happened then
A minute later I got the operator
Saying please hang up and place your call again

Mr. Telephone Man
There's something wrong with my line
When I dial my baby's number
I get a click everytime
Mr. Telephone Man,
Something's wrong with my line
I try to dial her number
I get a click everytime

Some strange man is on the telephone
He keeps telling me my baby ain't home
She got no party line
Situation blowing my mind
Oh, I just can't take this anymore

Please operator
See what you can do,
I dialed the right number
But I still couldn't get through
Could you just check the line
Just one more time if you can
I'm pretty sure her phone wouldn't be answered by no man

Mr. Telephone Man
There's something wrong with my line
When I dial my baby's number
I get a click everytime
Mr. Telephone Man,
Something's wrong with my line
I try to dial her number
I get a click everytime

Must be a bad connection
I give her my love and affection
I just can't take this no more
This situation blowing my mind
blowing my mind
Can't get my baby on the line

I tried dialing information (Mr. Telephone Man)
I can't get no coperation (Mr. Telephone Man)
Her sister's on the phone telling me my baby ain't at home
Come on baby I just can't take it no more

Help me out
please Mr. Telephone Man
Help me out
please Mr. Telephone Man

 

[organizedconfusion]

LOSER- Beck

it's such a self-absorbed,self induldgent,dwelling,drunk off your arse sing alone song! pass out drunk!

oooooohhhhhh Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

i love it!!

azzhole- Dennis Leary

-nuff said!!

 

[Joe The Homophobe]

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE AFC SONG! It is a lamentation with good humour of AFC's and guys like us that are desperate for girls. This song gets me in a good mood it sounds great I have listened to it like a thousand times. Dean and Frank were some of the original kings of cool and were true DJ's. Download this song it is the best!

Frank Sinatra - Guys and Dolls

what's playing at the Roxy?
I'll tell you what's playing in the Roxy.
A picture about a Minnesota man so in love with a Mississippi girl,
That he sacrifices everything and moves all the way to Malacksy.
That's what's playing at the Roxy.
What's in the daily news? I'll tell what's in the daily news.
Story about a guy who bought his wife a small ruby,
With what otherwise would have been his union dues.
That's what's on the daily news.
What's happening all over? I'll tell you what is happening all over.
Guys sitting home before the television set who used to be something of a rover.
That is what's happening all over.
What is the thing that has licked 'em?
And it looks like I am just another victim.

when you see a guy reach for stars in the sky,
You can bet that he's doing it for some doll
When you spot a john waiting out in the rain,
Chances are he's insane, as only a john can be for a jane.
When you meet a gent paying all kinds of rent
For a flat that could flatten the Taj Mahal,
Call it sad, call it funny, but it's better than even money,
That's the guy that's only doing it for some doll.
When you see a Joe, saving half of his dough,
You can bet they'll be minting it for some doll,
When a bum buys wine like a bum can't afford,
It's a cinch that the bum is under the thumb of some little broad
When you meet a mug lately out of the jug,
And he's still lifting platinum for the roll,
Call its hell, call it heaven, it's a probable twelve to seven
That's a guy that's only doing it for some doll, some doll, some doll,
That's a guy that's only doing it for some doll.

 

[BuckwildNYC]

[Verse 1 - Mario Winans]
Somebody said they saw you
The person you were kissing wasn't me
And I would never ask you
I just kept it to myself

[Chorus - Mario Winans]
I don't wanna know
If your playin me, keep it on the low
Cause my heart can't take it anymore
And if your creepin, please don't let it show
Oh baby, I don't wanna know

[Verse 2 - Mario Winans]
Oh baby
I think about it when I hold you
When lookin in your eyes, I can't believe
I don't need to know the truth
Baby keep it to yourself

[Chorus - Mario Winans]
I don't wanna know
If your playin me, keep it on the low
Cause my heart can't take it anymore
And if your creepin, please don't let it show
Oh baby, I don't wanna know


What a chump song but I like it haha!

 

[blinkwatt]

Alice In Chains-Man In The Box
I’m the man in the box
Buried in my ****
Won’t you come and save me, save me

Chorus
Feed my eyes, can you sew them shut?
Jesus christ, deny your maker
He who tries, will be wasted
Feed my eyes now you’ve sewn them shut

I’m the dog who gets beat
Shove my nose in ****
Won’t you come and save me, save me

Chorus

 

[Natch]

My favourite sappy AFC song has to be Smash or be Smashed by Earth Crisis

Swords beaten into rust, but not by all.
Lulled into a walking sleep, youth primed to fall. In the
minds of tyrants, might justifies.
These are the thoughts that fester within their minds.
To the victors go the gains, time's
lesson taught. Tomorrows victims, the past forgot.
Swords beaten into rust, but not by all. Lulled into a walking sleep,
youth primed to fall. In the minds of tyrants,
might justifies. These are the thoughts that fester within their minds.
The right of strength is the right to take it all.
The right of strength is the right to take it all.
The right of strength is
the right to take it all.
The right of strength is the right to take it all.
Smash or be smashed. Inmates of a merciless
world. Smash or be smashed. Inmates of a merciless world.
Smash or be smashed.

:rockon:

 

[Syren]

NeYo - So Sick...

I mean he's totally lamenting over a chick and missing a girl and not getting on with the life. Still, we've all been there.

 

[Lion]

Sheeet yea Loser Beck, Love it!

Others which I realised were AFC, The Kinks; You really got me

PLUS Listen to the Smiths, most of Morrisey's lyrics are very much to do with depression and getting screwed over by people, but its all done with such jollyness! He's taking the mick out of himself I think.

 

[Desdinova]

One that I've been into lately is "She's Gone" by Steelheart. That dude has such a wicked voice, but talk about AFC!

She's gone, out of my life, i was wrong, i'm to blame, i was so untrue
I can't live without her love
In my life there's just an empty space
All my dreams are lost, i'm wasting away
Forgive me girl

Chorus:
Lady won't you save me, my heart belongs to you
Lady can you forgive me for all i've done to you
Lady, oh lady

 

[COD]

NOT EVEN CLOSE GENTLEMAN........TRY DOWNLOADING THE MAN SONG

THATS THE ONLY ONE THAT TRULY SAYS IT ALL.........betcha cant find a song that tells it better.

 

[NoNickname]

These are often the best songs - the sad songs about love.
I am a big fan of Coldplay, even though almost every song played by them is AFCish. But nevertheless, I enjoy listening to their music.

 

[DonJuanForever]

hehe, I'm bout to get flamed, but I like, haha......

I like Kelly Clarkston.

 

[dannyc]

britney spears - hit me baby one more time. **** is a classic haha.

 

[Thom25]

Well I know one that's been buggin the hell outa me since I first heard it..

http://www.lyricstop.com/d/dryyoureyes-thestreets.html