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I've developed a curious attraction to an older "fatty" at work.
Amongst colleagues, she is a bit of a joke....very pretty but overweight.

Now I have never really been with a fatso and I'm wondering if that is where this curiosity is coming from.

She is very touchy feelie and I'm sure would be a pushover to score with.

I know the work thing is a bit of a no no but she works in another part of the building. My big fear is that I would freeze at the key moments and look like a rabbit caught in the headlights.....which I could never play down.

Anybody have any experience of this sort of thing?

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drellum said:
I've developed a curious attraction to an older "fatty" at work.
Amongst colleagues, she is a bit of a joke....very pretty but overweight.

Now I have never really been with a fatso and I'm wondering if that is where this curiosity is coming from.

She is very touchy feelie and I'm sure would be a pushover to score with.

I know the work thing is a bit of a no no but she works in another part of the building. My big fear is that I would freeze at the key moments and look like a rabbit caught in the headlights.....which I could never play down.

Anybody have any experience of this sort of thing?

D
Sort of, but not quite. My pathetic was an ugly not a fatty.
Three things happened...
1) I needed to shower for three hours straight afterwards I was so disgusted with myself.
2) She blabbed, she blabbed huge!
3) She naturally assumed we were exclusive that very next day and wanted to play cuddlefeck at work (gross).

Plenty of fatties, if you need to go for a bounce, find one that you're not tied to in anyway!!!

SH
 

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SecondHalf said:
Sort of, but not quite. My pathetic was an ugly not a fatty.

2) She blabbed, she blabbed huge!
3) She naturally assumed we were exclusive that very next day and wanted to play cuddlefeck at work (gross).

Plenty of fatties, if you need to go for a bounce, find one that you're not tied to in anyway!!!

SH

Yep. My big concern.

Can't help being curious though because although she is large - she is a good looking woman.

Would be a lot easier if i didn't have to see her everyday!
 

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I don't recommend fatties. Yes, I did one and fooled around with another.

They get really sweaty, and finding (or even reaching lol) the hole is a challenge.

I would never go there again.

Also don't assume that she's easy to get in the sack. Even the biggest ones are picky today or at the very least bitter about their situation.

Lastly don't expect her to keep this secret. IME, the amount she gossips is proportional to her weight.

Thick women outside of work are absolutely fine. But fat and at work....I honestly wouldn't go there, even if she's in a different department.

I hate to sound so negative. Yes, some do have pretty faces, but I wouldn't go there
 

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Mike32ct said:
I don't recommend fatties. Yes, I did one and fooled around with another.

They get really sweaty, and finding (or even reaching lol) the hole is a challenge.

I would never go there again.

Also don't assume that she's easy to get in the sack. Even the biggest ones are picky today or at the very least bitter about their situation.

Lastly don't expect her to keep this secret. IME, the amount she gossips is proportional to her weight.

Thick women outside of work are absolutely fine. But fat and at work....I honestly wouldn't go there, even if she's in a different department.

I hate to sound so negative. Yes, some do have pretty faces, but I wouldn't go there
:-D Mike thanks for the reply!

hahahaha Yeah it's the gossip + the potential for failure is a bit of an obstacle! Haven't contemplated the physical act as such but as I mentioned earlier, she is very touchy feelie and always commenting on what a good body I have etc.

Might stay away from her! "When balls are full brain is empty" and all that!
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

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I've fvcked more fatties with pretty faces than I've had hard sh1ts.
All of them were very enthusiastic in the sack too but I'm a sucker for a pretty face...
 

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I once dated a fat girl with one of the prettiest faces I've ever seen. I met her while she was working at a pharmacy and just had to ask her out. However, beyond my fascination with her pretty face, I just didn't have any lust for her body so we never got very far other than lots of making out. Shame... and it was hard to break up with her too.
 

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I once had a one night stand with a fattie I met off okcupid - very pretty face, and the most enormous t!ts I have EVER seen. What was nice about them is that they werent saggy or droopy, but actually quite perky for their size. She was also very enthusiastic and energetic in bed. This made the experience fun and worth it.

Wouldnt be caught dead actually having a relationship with a girl like this, though.
 

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If she makes you horny, f*ck her. Why not?

But those other guys do raise a good point about fvcking a chick from work. There's a chance that she could blab about it to people at work....especially if you pump and dump her.
 

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Gentlemen's Rule # 26: Don't bother the help.

So don't.

As far as doing a fatty, sure, hold your nose and jump in. It's good experience. It's an amazing experience to get disgusted when you feel the fat rolling like ocean waves when you're holding her close in missionary.
 

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Down Low said:
Gentlemen's Rule # 26: Don't bother the help.

So don't.

As far as doing a fatty, sure, hold your nose and jump in. It's good experience. It's an amazing experience to get disgusted when you feel the fat rolling like ocean waves when you're holding her close in missionary.
Is this similar to a monkey fvckin' a football? :D
 

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Guess there is always the option to get a few pix - a bit of an insurance policy! :D
 

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I dont know... But lately, I manage to find every thread funny, or my sense of humor is getting better. Anyways, calculate the risk. You can give her the BAM diet.
 

Do not be too easy. If you are too easy to get, she will not want you. If you are too easy to keep, she will lose interest in you. If you are too easy to control, she will not respect you.

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drellum said:
I've developed a curious attraction to an older "fatty" at work.
Amongst colleagues, she is a bit of a joke....very pretty but overweight.

Now I have never really been with a fatso and I'm wondering if that is where this curiosity is coming from.

She is very touchy feelie and I'm sure would be a pushover to score with.

I know the work thing is a bit of a no no but she works in another part of the building. My big fear is that I would freeze at the key moments and look like a rabbit caught in the headlights.....which I could never play down.

Anybody have any experience of this sort of thing?

D
That's like saying "very much alive but dead"
 

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straight soft jelly like fatties are just ****ing straight disgusting.

but i've been with a 'big boned' chick who although weighed more than she should have her big body was still tight so it wasn't bad really. not something i could deal with forever but it was fine. I guess imagine like what the star softball player girl might look like. haha.
 

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Mike32ct said:
I don't recommend fatties. Yes, I did one and fooled around with another.

They get really sweaty, and finding (or even reaching lol) the hole is a challenge.

I would never go there again.

Also don't assume that she's easy to get in the sack. Even the biggest ones are picky today or at the very least bitter about their situation.

Lastly don't expect her to keep this secret. IME, the amount she gossips is proportional to her weight.

Thick women outside of work are absolutely fine. But fat and at work....I honestly wouldn't go there, even if she's in a different department.

I hate to sound so negative. Yes, some do have pretty faces, but I wouldn't go there
THIS THIS THIS, imagine now a fat girl that had no guys after her unlike all her friends, she would make sure anybody knows it now that she finally is getting something to...its no different than the reformed nerd who finally get a girlfriend and start all his lines with "my girlfriend and I" no matter if talking or biking or lifting weights.

Also the last thing you want is the voice that you are so desperate to get a fatty, despite what girls say to each other they are well aware that a fatty is the last choice you get out of desperation.
They say to the fattie that she deserves the best instead of doing a fvcking diet, yet they know that no decent man would go after her.
Your reputation would be screwed up, totaly unworth pal.
 

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Hey! You could put your d!ck in her fat roles :rock: look on the bright side- bj's from fat chicks are just fine.
 

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I've banged two fatties. Not only were they both energetic, but very LOUD in bed. 1st was a one-nighter and the second was a fb and nothing further.
 
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