Fat chicks vs. Short guys

insidious

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Hey so there is this thread about the fat girl dating show.
And it's obvious.
Most guys despise fat chicks.
And I had an idea about a show for chicks dating short guys.
LOL
I'm 5'6" and a short m.f.

Most chicks in this town seem taller than me.

Alright. Whatever.
There are many that aren't and I get laid. No problems
in that department,.

I am bringing this up for one reason. Fat ass chicks seems to get the glory while short guys get the reamed.

So tell me

who gets the short end of the stick (so to speak)

the Short Guy or the Fat Chick?

I gotta say, the Fat Chick gets laid a lot more than the Short Guy.

I get laid but a lot of it's strategic and alcohol-based.
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

In essence, most women don't care who or what sticks their **** in her hole. On the other hand, I've been with women who don't drink. They love me for my quality :D

Anyways, the problem is that as a short guy women pay attention to numbers, which they are instrinsically incapable of anyways.

But in bars...haha! I get lucky there all the time.
And long-term...my quality comes out, so chicks have no problem there.

As Kermit might say, it ain't easy being short.

So the point being...enjoy life and make the most of it.
 

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What the F**k are you talking about? Haha. I'm short and I don't want a show where chicks date short guys like we are some kind of public spectacle or circus side show. I'm shorter than you by one inch. Its hard to get past womens ideals and their desire and attraction for taller men. We don't need a show that brings the fact that some people are short to the public conscious. Some girls honestly don't care about height, but after a show like that, they would think about it more.

Who has it worse the fat woman or the short man? The short man. There is always a perverted think-with-his-schlong type of dude for the fat girls. Some even have a fetish for fat women, there are even websites and pornos featuring fat chicks. There is not really a group of women (as far as I understand) that go around favouring short guys. If there is, I have not heard of it.

Short guys have it harder. I know I do. You can have an uglier face than me, but as long as you are taller, you are still better-looking and will get more women. Unless I become a reeeaaaallyyy good DJ. I find asian women totally cute and I never have a problem turning their heads though. There really is someone for everyone.

The thing I have noticed - in my circle anyway - is that a short muscular dude who looks like he can fight will turn womens heads.

There is a dude who lives near me who is my height but ripped like Bruce Lee. He's my exact height but probably twenty - thirty pounds heavier and its all muscle (yes, I'm jealous, but working towards the same thing). Many women in the area, including my MOM, think he's a sexy beast. I asked my mom why and she said he looks like he doesn't take sh!t from anyone and that he also looks like he would be able to protect a woman...plus she said he's got a great body. (My mom and I have no secrets, lol)

So...its all about the image that you project I guess, which mirrors what this site basically reinforces all the time anyway. Its all about attitude, confidence and the way you carry yourself. The short guy might not be the "night club master" but in many other situtations and with the right women he will do fine.

Am I right or am I correct?
 

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I always thought that short and ugly guys understand it first: nobody gives a **** about you or your height.

NOBODY gives a **** about your frustrations, not even here on sosuave.

PS your mother tells you who she finds sexy? wtf? :trouble:
 

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SoylentGreen said:
What the F**k are you talking about? Haha. I'm short and I don't want a show where chicks date short guys like we are some kind of public spectacle or circus side show. I'm shorter than you by one inch. Its hard to get past womens ideals and their desire and attraction for taller men. We don't need a show that brings the fact that some people are short to the public conscious. Some girls honestly don't care about height, but after a show like that, they would think about it more.

Who has it worse the fat woman or the short man? The short man. There is always a perverted think-with-his-schlong type of dude for the fat girls. Some even have a fetish for fat women, there are even websites and pornos featuring fat chicks. There is not really a group of women (as far as I understand) that go around favouring short guys. If there is, I have not heard of it.

Short guys have it harder. I know I do. You can have an uglier face than me, but as long as you are taller, you are still better-looking and will get more women. Unless I become a reeeaaaallyyy good DJ. I find asian women totally cute and I never have a problem turning their heads though. There really is someone for everyone.

The thing I have noticed - in my circle anyway - is that a short muscular dude who looks like he can fight will turn womens heads.

There is a dude who lives near me who is my height but ripped like Bruce Lee. He's my exact height but probably twenty - thirty pounds heavier and its all muscle (yes, I'm jealous, but working towards the same thing). Many women in the area, including my MOM, think he's a sexy beast. I asked my mom why and she said he looks like he doesn't take sh!t from anyone and that he also looks like he would be able to protect a woman...plus she said he's got a great body. (My mom and I have no secrets, lol)

So...its all about the image that you project I guess, which mirrors what this site basically reinforces all the time anyway. Its all about attitude, confidence and the way you carry yourself. The short guy might not be the "night club master" but in many other situtations and with the right women he will do fine.

Am I right or am I correct?

Your right, but short guys do have to work harder than tall guys in almost all aspects of life. Kinda like how ugly girls have to work alot harder than hot chicks. You seem to be saying that a short guy has to be ripped for girls to want him. Tall guys get girls without having muscle at all just the tallness soemtimes is attractive to girls. I'm 5'6'' and I actually had a girl tell me flat out she couldnt date someone shorter than her. All girls think about their wedding from the time their 5 yrs old. Do u think that picture they have in their head is one with a guy whose smaller than them? Some girls dont care and some do and there's no way to change their mind. It leaves a smaller pool for us short guys, but still a pretty big pool. Most girls seem to be 5'6'' or less anyway. The ones who are 5'5'' and above soemtimes want a guy whos at least 5'9'' so they can wear heels and not feel embarassed. My last girlfriend was 5'8'' that was a lil weird but she didnt mind, depends on the girl. I dont let myself get mad at short guy disadvantages anymore, cuz its unproductive and pointless. besides theyre are people who have it much worse than me.
 

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I work with a Midget.. Well, maybe not quite a midget but, close to it. And he is Married to a fat chick! :crackup::
 

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I thought this was gonna be about some MMA rumble with a gang of midgets fighting a couple of heffers...
 
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