farted while picking up =S

[dj ben2]

mum dragged me along shopping with my little cousin at supre a girls shop and this cute young girl asked my sister if she needed a hand and me being the ****y and funny beast i am said she could help me pick a miniskirt for myself so she played along with it and showed me all the miniskirts they had in stock and it was going great when i did the worst protein fart ever and im sure she could smell it i got so embarrassed and ejected as fast as i could =( ever happend to any1 else?

 

[thehexman]

This is quite frankly the worst pickup I've ever heard of in my entire life.....hilarious !

 

[SayWord?]

was it one of those silent but deadly ones?

 

[romangod]

At least she knows you couldn't possibly think that your shiit doesn't stink.



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[dj ben2]

definately one of the silent deadly ones

 

[dj ben2]

This is quite frankly the worst pickup I've ever heard of in my entire life.....hilarious !

probably true but i find its all about the confidence =D

 

[Nighthawk]

You should have blamed her.

 

[ducaro]

Exactly! you should have blamed her - she would have fallin lin love with you for your audacity!

You should have said - ' why do I smell a rotten garbage bag inside the store...?' then you look at her and say.. 'why that was very impertinent of you young lady, to expel gases from your back passage thinking you will impress me with you performance by using that as a seduction technique and floor me with your undying love.... how very dare you'...

 

[oneshot]

Exactly! you should have blamed her - she would have fallin lin love with you for your audacity!

You should have said - ' why do I smell a rotten garbage bag inside the store...?' then you look at her and say.. 'why that was very impertinent of you young lady, to expel gases from your back passage thinking you will impress me with you performance by using that as a seduction technique and floor me with your undying love.... how very dare you'...

L M F A O :crackup:

 

[(JJ)]

lmao THIS thread is the reason we have this site lol

 

[ExcelNPrevail]

Should've flipped the script!...but think about it... that was probably the worse it'll ever get when barely meeting a women.

 

[Plec07]

Exactly! you should have blamed her - she would have fallin lin love with you for your audacity!

You should have said - ' why do I smell a rotten garbage bag inside the store...?' then you look at her and say.. 'why that was very impertinent of you young lady, to expel gases from your back passage thinking you will impress me with you performance by using that as a seduction technique and floor me with your undying love.... how very dare you'...

Haha I can't type properly I'm still laughing so hard. I love these little stories of peoples approaches going terribly terribly wrong because of an embarrassment factor. As long as the OP can still laugh about it later It's great.

 

[SinJester]

LOL

Dude, chicks love it

 

[Brians_600rr]

OMG!!! that sh!t is HILARIOUS!!!!

 

[SayWord?]

definately one of the silent deadly ones

girl: what's that smell?

dj ben: your upper lip

 

[LostAndConfused]

girl: what's that smell?

dj ben: your upper lip

LOL :crackup: