Famous chicks

[MikeYikes122]

Just out of curiosity, anyone here ever hook up with or hit on a girl who is famous or a celebrity in some capacity? I don't necessarily mean a chick like Jessica Alba, though if you have had an experience with someone like her I'd certainly like to hear about it.

I'm talking reality television stars, d-listers, etc.

I once got an e-mail address from Jillian who was on Road Rules a few years back. I met her at a party, added her on facebook a few days later and sent her message. I can't even remember what I wrote, but the response was good. She said something like "Keep in touch cutie xoxoxoxo". I didn't keep in touch because she lived like 1,500 miles away from me and was just in town for some promotional thing or something. Kind of pointless for me to be messaging her, but it still made for kind of a cool story. My opener with her was horrible and I put her on a pedestal immediately: "Are you the girl from Road Rules?" But she was pretty cool and nice, so I was able to recover.

Anyone else have similar experiences?

 

[MikeYikes122]

Oh man I've got a bad feeling this is Ani Difranco. How did it feel being the only dude at that concert?

 

[joekerr31]

famous people suck.

well actually they dont. people who think they know a famous person because of what they see on tv are morons.

famous people are about as fake as it gets - thats their job, to maintain an image.

thats why so many of them are so screwed in the head because they aren't allowed to just be themselves.

i guess you gotta give michael jackson props on that front, at least he tried to be himself :nervous:

 

[squirrels]

I took a pornstar out for a night on the town once. AFC'd up REAL bad.

 

[Nighthawk]

My last girlfriend was a successful UK glamour model. You probably wouldn't recognise her name, but she's been in Loaded, cover of Russian Esquire, lots of TV and movie work. Bit of a psycho really.

I've also turned down Amy Winehouse. Bored with AWs.

 

[joekerr31]

that amy winehouse chics is ugly.

and any chic with a tattoo of a naked chic on her arm is mentally deranged.

 

[MikeYikes122]

famous people suck.

well actually they dont. people who think they know a famous person because of what they see on tv are morons.

famous people are about as fake as it gets - thats their job, to maintain an image.

thats why so many of them are so screwed in the head because they aren't allowed to just be themselves.

i guess you gotta give michael jackson props on that front, at least he tried to be himself :nervous:

I agree but these stories can be pretty entertaining.

The reason I brought it up is because my friend was telling me the other day about how he ate Chic-Fil-A with Erin Andrews. I guess he was nervous and barely talked the entire time they ate, but on the ride home they were in a limo and there was a ton of traffic, so he went to the mini bar and got trashed and started talking about really uncomfortable things. It didn't lead to anything for him. In fact, I think she was really weirded out by him.

I still thought it was hilarious.

 

[MikeYikes122]

I actually think that Winehouse chick is kind of hot.

I had a secondary major in English in college and my classes were filled with chicks like that who had tattoos of weird sh!t on their arms and ankles. I went two years without ever talking to them and being weirded out, but those girls had plenty of redeeming qualities. They all weren't loved by their step-dads or something and they wrote poetry because of it, but some of them knew how to have a good time.

 

[Blackmm]

I tried to hit on the girl Britini Lewis, from BET's College Hill when she was in a club. What a stuck up b!tch.

 

[realsmoothie]

OK, this girl isn't exactly a "celebrity" but it's a pretty random thing.

There was that show "For Love or Money" maybe five years ago, where a guy would date like 30 girls, pare them down and then the last girl would either get to be with him or take a bunch of cash (like a LOT). Anyhow, the runner up on that show was this ultra cute little Texan, can't remember her name, I had a pretty fierce crush on her. She got totally screwed by the moronic dude in the show who picked a blonde b*tch who took the money. It was sad. I was totally, totally into her, it was wierd.

Anyhow maybe a year ago I'm working at my shop which is a bazillion light years away from Hollywood... just standing at my till looking at the computer. This girl walks up in front of me and says "Hey, can you tell me where the *blah blah* hotel is?" and I look up and do something like a triple take. It was her.

Needless to say I pretty much acted like a five year old girl at that point and let her know much of a crush I'd had and all that. She was totally genuine and amazed that anyone had remembered her from the show.

Man, what are the odds of that?

 

[iqqi]

OK, this girl isn't exactly a "celebrity" but it's a pretty random thing.

There was that show "For Love or Money" maybe five years ago, where a guy would date like 30 girls, pare them down and then the last girl would either get to be with him or take a bunch of cash (like a LOT). Anyhow, the runner up on that show was this ultra cute little Texan, can't remember her name, I had a pretty fierce crush on her. She got totally screwed by the moronic dude in the show who picked a blonde b*tch who took the money. It was sad. I was totally, totally into her, it was wierd.

Anyhow maybe a year ago I'm working at my shop which is a bazillion light years away from Hollywood... just standing at my till looking at the computer. This girl walks up in front of me and says "Hey, can you tell me where the *blah blah* hotel is?" and I look up and do something like a triple take. It was her.

Needless to say I pretty much acted like a five year old girl at that point and let her know much of a crush I'd had and all that. She was totally genuine and amazed that anyone had remembered her from the show.

Man, what are the odds of that?

That was destiny. You shoulda hit that.

 

[retired_dude]

I would say three different ones. Met them via gay men. I have been hit on by at least five really famous men as well. When you do any sort of gay work the men all think they can f*** you. They ALL think they can.

 

[thatguyjamalx]

I used to see this girl in college who eventually became 1 of Australia's Zoo magazines top models. She was a HB9 but as dumb as a shoe with no laces.

 

[MikeYikes122]

I have been hit on by at least five really famous men as well. When you do any sort of gay work the men all think they can f*** you. They ALL think they can.

Not quite sure how to respond to that.

 

[Phyzzle]

I would say three different ones. Met them via gay men. I have been hit on by at least five really famous men as well. When you do any sort of gay work the men all think they can f*** you. They ALL think they can.

I take it you're retired from gay work now?

 

[retired_dude]

I take it you're retired from gay work now?

I needed the money and lifestyle. I was depressed and had quit a good job that was killing me (so my doctor told me). The life I decided to lead offered me a chance to do things that I would have never have gotten to do otherwise. Private planes, 5 star hotels, the finest shopping, plus I could have girlfriends. As a matter of fact, the girls were all over me. Everyone wants what they don't think they can get. All I had to do was my "work". Be some old man's boy for as long as he didn't get tired of me. It wasn't prostituion. It was a relationship for him. Some guys rarely even wanted sex. It was more of a way to upstage their gay friends when they went out for the evening. If sex was involved I learned to get hard liquor involved early in the evening. That way the guy usually passed out before we did it more than once or twice. In truth, if I would have been attracted to men I would have eventually fallen in love with several of the guys. Just not into that sort of thing. I am not even bi.

You really think that most relationships are based on love and passion? Don't be so foolish. I was simply doing what every smart girl should do if she likes the finer things in life. What girl wants a pimply faced 20 year old when she could have some man who could show her a side of life she only reads about in the tabloids?

 

[Phyzzle]

Funny how this gets slipped in to the very first conversation you've ever had here.

"Why yes, I have met a famous female WHEN I WAS A GAY PROSTITUTE - but never mind her mind who she was; you can't remember names WHEN YOU'RE A GAY PROSTITUTE. Nope, can't recall any details having to do with this subject. GAY PROSTITUTE. Did I mention GAY PROSTITUTE?"

 

[retired_dude]

I wasn't a prostitute. I said over and over that it was not prostituion. Your daughters screw guys because of what that guy can give them. It was no different with me. Are we all prostitutes? You have no clue what goes on in the real world. Your life is boring. You get your kicks out of watching something on HBO. Guess what? HBO is fake. I knew guys who made that crap.

Am I the only who has ever slept with someone so that I could have a better life? I doubt it. I wasn't the first and I won't be the last.

Do gay guys know famous females? Of course they do. In case you didn't know, gay guys dominate certain industries. Fashion, design, music, television, art, movies, and I could go on. Hang around gay men and you will meet all kinds of interesting people. Or you can hang around your friends and jerk off to Hooters' girls.

At least I don't come on here lecturing how to be perfect. Save your preaching for some stupid kid who is open to believing anything by anyone.

 

[lookyoung]

I wasn't a prostitute. I said over and over that it was not prostituion. Your daughters screw guys because of what that guy can give them. It was no different with me. Are we all prostitutes? You have no clue what goes on in the real world. Your life is boring. You get your kicks out of watching something on HBO. Guess what? HBO is fake. I knew guys who made that crap.

Am I the only who has ever slept with someone so that I could have a better life? I doubt it. I wasn't the first and I won't be the last.

Do gay guys know famous females? Of course they do. In case you didn't know, gay guys dominate certain industries. Fashion, design, music, television, art, movies, and I could go on. Hang around gay men and you will meet all kinds of interesting people. Or you can hang around your friends and jerk off to Hooters' girls.

At least I don't come on here lecturing how to be perfect. Save your preaching for some stupid kid who is open to believing anything by anyone.

Why the fvck is this guy on sosuave?. WTF is this place coming too. We have a gay prostitute giving us advice on how to meet woman.

I think there are other forums that would embrace your homosexuality. This site won't.

 

[Phyzzle]

^^ Ya, he's not real anyways. 9 posts, 9 statements that he used to have lots of gay sex? Troll.