Fak it, grow some ballz!

[Humpin and Bumpin]

Yo back from da field son, here wut went down boi read and weep or whatever...

So im at the club with my boys and this HB9 keeps chekin me out as i walk by and i turn my head and flash my colgate smile ya know. So later on I get out onto the dance flor and start crankin dat soulja boy but dat song wasnt even playin..

So i see her eyein me from a distance and i grab my sac and limp like a pimp over to her position ya know..

So i open her up with a quick neg to show her im not like other guys and im da alfa male ya know..

"Yo i like your hair is that a wig?" shes like "no!" and she slaps me playfully y aknow "damn baby you got a fine azz" Shes like " yeah boi you wanna touch it" Im like " naw its not that nice ive seen better" and shes like getting all wet and i can feel it and sh1it. So i tell her lets go back to my pad ya know and chill fo a while.

We walkin out and the fat bouncer guy tryna get all crazy in my grill ya know, so I backhand him to show him whos boss cuz im da crazy ass alfa male ya know.

This dime is smittin right now and she cnat help it no mo, she gives me a knob job and i almost jized on da steering wheel ya know but naw im in check cuz im da alfa male rite...

So we get to my pad and shes givin a lil last minit resistance and sh1t you know, but its just a test, see ya gotta be able to detect these things y aknow? So finally we get it on on my couch. Y aknow i got a 1 bedroom apt thats like really small so we bumpin uglies and boinkin in tite spaces and shizz and she hit hur head on da wall a couple times leavin lil holes and **** cuz she got a big ass head

Ya know me bein da alfa male i dont really give a fvck so yeah man dat was da field reportsz

lesson: grow ya damn ballz and approach cuz you neva know when you can get a good fvkc yaaa meannn boiiii

 

[DrD77]

yo check it man. this ya boi ya heard. ain't no thang but a chicken wang. wuz up my home dog. i waz jus chillin at the holidae inn in da club. get crunk.

 

[yama600rr]

damn dude... you sound like an ignorant fool!..... you know!

 

[jmchavz]

wtf??? can some one please translate all this JIVE???? Ohh crap!!! it's also his FIRST POST!!!!

 

[drtk]

wtf
??? can some one please translate all this JIVE???? Ohh crap!!! it's also his FIRST POST!!!!

I'll try it.

Greetings, good gents. I am back from a rather magnificent trip to a local club and I'd like to share my experience with you.

I was having a good time with some of my friends and it came to my attention that this HB9 was checking me out. I turned my head and proudly show my pearl-white smile to this girl. Later on that evening, I put my feet to dance to a few jams that the DJ was playing, well at least on my head. Oh, hilarity.

As the HB continued to make contact with me, I proceeded to approach her confidently, as I am aware that it is the way it should be done.

I began our conversation with a rappid neg, obviously my intention was to separate myself from the other males that approached her that night.

I began with something along the lines of "Hello, I like your hair, is that a wig?" she was impresed and only could say "no!" as she slaped me in a playful way. "You have a banging body, I specially like your ass" was then next thing I sad. Her reaction was a " Thanks, would you like to feel it?", my response of course was to show her that I'm not like every other man she's met: "Thanks, but no thanks. It's not that nice, and to be honest, I've seen better" as the tension increased I was ready to make the next move. I told her to go to my car with me.

In our way there, a character of dubious reputation tried to threathen us with his presence. Needless to say, I put him in his place.

The rapport and tension that was built prior to our intimate encounter helped to lay down s!ut shields and whatnot. She proceeded to give me oral sex and of course, I was acting as the alpha male I am, not impressed, just having a good time.

After this minor incident, she's still giving some resistance, but of course, I know those were only tests. As a DJ, I'm able to detect these things, as you should. Our encounter culminated on my couch, this was mostly due to the fact that my bedroom is a little small and I like to enjoy my sexuality freely, without that kind of barriers. In the middle of the intercourse and because of the intensity of said encounter, she made a hole in the wall with her head, it's a lil' unproportionate to her body, and we enjoyed a good night.

The lesson in here is, once again: Get out there, approach, and enjoy yourself, because you never know what you're going to get.

This was my field report, I hope that you enjoyed reading it as much as I did writting it.

Until next time, fellow DJ's.

GJ H&B.

 

[DJVladdy]

Bro - which one of these dudes ar u?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqcAON8Z4WQ&feature=PlayList&p=D875BCDAF24E3163&index=11