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What do you guys tell people who ask why you don't have any social networking accounts?
 

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a girl just asked me this

"yeah but you are not n facebook,or other places.like a ninja."

i responded:
oh im too sexy and i get lots of stalkers. im too broke to pay stalker tax so no thank you.


edit: now that i think about it, i could have said : "oh you wanna stalk me now?" .....

damn...could have played it better...oh well maybe next time
 

El Suave

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I say I'm busy with my engineering degree and I am tired of seeing what people had for breakfast everyday.

If I had a Facebook I would probably post a pic of a plate of food and next to it one of a toilet with a massive dump. You know, a before and after picture.:cheer:
 

VladPatton

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Use it to work a number grab. Say "it's not my thing, what's your number, I'll text and call you". If she refuses, so be it. 90% of them just want it to stalk and snoop on your life. Don't give em the satisfaction. If they wanna know what you're about they gotta go out with you, as a man and woman should do.
 

TitanSS

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I've been trying not to post anything on Facebook lately and had considered deleting it all together.

Facebook ruins the mystery. Once a woman has full disclosure to what you're up to it kind of ruins the interest.

I probably will delete it within a few weeks.
 

It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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