Picked up this HB. Called her up a couple days later to make a date. She tells me that she already has plans but she'll see if she can cancel. With my expirence with women's bull****, I wasn't expecting her to call back, let alone cancel her plans. Sure enough she calls me back and tells me she canceled. I'm thinking this is a great sign of things to come. I pick her up, were having great conversation, I'm making her crack up left and right. Now this is where it starts to get interesting. She starts to drink, 4 beers later she is toasted out her god damn mind. I'm thinking everything is going smooth right about now. She excuses herself to the bathroom, after 8 minutes of waiting I decide to look for her. I see her talking to some guy, so I hand her her purse and tell were leaving. She just says ok, so I try to save face by walking away, calling my friend and waiting for her to finish up her whoring. I hear her tell the guy to call her as she's leaving. Right then as we were walking together, I erased her number out of my phone infront of her. She was way to drunk to notice. So here let me break down a long story. Driving back home, she throws up in my car, I get seriously pissed off. I drop her of at her place. I'm about to leave when she decides to come back out for whatever reason. We talk, she cries, I council her.I'm a sucker so I tell her to give me her number again. As a closer, I told her all she was getting was a peck on the cheek tonight. I go in for the peck and she tries to french me. But I wasn't gonna let that go down when she just threw up half an hour before. Turns out she gave me a fake number. Not that I cared much by that point anyways. This morning I get a 2 minute long voice mail from her telling me how very sorry she was for last night blah blah blah. And for me to call her back if I wanted to......What in the hell is going on? I'm thinking she has some serious emotional problems?
Extremely odd date.
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Starman
Master Don Juan
HEH MAybe she was too drunk to give you the right number?
Yes she is a wh0re..but the red flag should have been that she "cancels" a plan to go out with you..most likely she will cancel with you in the future to go out with someone else.
The typo chick thats always looking for the bigger better deal..
but I think if you wanted to get laid..you should have put aside your pride..banged her..then never called her again..BOOYAH!
Yes she is a wh0re..but the red flag should have been that she "cancels" a plan to go out with you..most likely she will cancel with you in the future to go out with someone else.
The typo chick thats always looking for the bigger better deal..
but I think if you wanted to get laid..you should have put aside your pride..banged her..then never called her again..BOOYAH!
Oscar Wilde
Master Don Juan
Next.
Actually, bang her if you can (why not?).
Then next.
She's a ho for sure.
[edit] Just saw Starmans post - right on man
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Actually, bang her if you can (why not?).
Then next.
She's a ho for sure.
[edit] Just saw Starmans post - right on man
[/edit]I think *now* as opposed to a year ago, I would have left her at the bar and told her to get a ride home with that other doink. That's disrespectful as shlt. I don't care.
Now, if you could have banged her, that would be okay.
But she upchucked in your car. I think *now* as opposed to a year ago, I would have dragged her out by her hair and kicked her to the curb literally.
I bet you paid for that throw up too.
I think -odd- is the wrong word here, it should be:
'One extremely shltty date'
Now, if you could have banged her, that would be okay.
But she upchucked in your car. I think *now* as opposed to a year ago, I would have dragged her out by her hair and kicked her to the curb literally.
I bet you paid for that throw up too.
I think -odd- is the wrong word here, it should be:
'One extremely shltty date'