Exposing your V-Card

[SamePendo]

Its very common and understandable for virgins to be worried about being virgins. Not only that, about not having kissed a girl before, AND even having the smallest penis on earth (you dont have the smallest penis, I do).

Advice given can be easily separated into two: LTR advice and ONS advice.

LTR advice Dont lie, be true and honest about your true self. If you lie today, you will be building a relationship out of lying, when LTRs are supposed to be built on trust, honesty and mutual support.
ONS advice Lie about it dude! F*ck her ass off! She really wont know if you are a virgin or not! just go with the flow and enjoy the moment.

Both are right, only aimed at different goals.


What will SamePendo advice be this time?

1- Dont give a f*ck about what/who you are

Are you a virgin? You havent kissed a girl, EVER? You have the 2nd smallest **** on earth?
Dont give a f*ck! What difference does it really make?
Do you think she will suddenly stop doing the horizontal aerobics just because you arent good enough? Guys who have got a lot of experience with women, are lame as LAME (same goes with women).
Give her the kiss! Will she LJBF you just because you didnt give her the best kiss she ever has had? No she wont. And if she does, you allready gave her a kiss! Next time it will be easier. Do you think she went on a date with you just to find out if you have an autographed picture of Pook?
Will she really care about you having the second smallest penis on earth? Unless your penis is smaller than that big acne volcano you have on your face, it wont matter.

2- Expose your V-Card

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat? Expose my V-Card? She will LJBF at the spot! That isnt sexy at all! Who are you anyways SamePendo??

Yes, expose your V-Cards, fellow co-workers!
Think about this with your DJ hats on.
This are two different scenarios where a Lying B!tch asks you about your sexual experience with women:
Italics stand for what is thought of but not said.



Lying B!tch ...so, SamePendo, are you a virgin?
SamePendo Maybe/ ummmmm.../no! im not a Big Big loser! haha -ohhh god im suuuuch a loserrrr!! -
Lying B!tch Oh really? thats the lamest excuse Ive heard until now! Loser!


Lying B!tch ...so, SamePendo, are you a virgin?
SamePendo Yeah! I am! -entuthiastically speaking- Actually, between you and me -say this out loud, but with a whispering voice- I have never ever even kissed a girl before! aaaand, Ive got the smallest d!ck youve ever seen... that, ofcourse, if youve seen any at all, besides your dads porn that is.
Lying B!tch Oh.. umm. Why would he show off his virginity? Is he really a virgin? Maybe he's just being ****y and all about being a player.. Maybe... Maybe...

And she will go on and on thinking about this, as they usually do when we are DJing. Mystery, confidence. Next thing they know, they have your car and house because she just divorced you , but THAT, that is another story.

 

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[squirrels]

I dunno...if you are truly in a DJ attitude, where you just take what you want without apology and have fun, if you're confident...she honestly won't believe you if you TELL her.

"I've never had sex before"
"Shut up, you're just a player trying to get what you can get..."
"No, seriously, I've never been this far with a girl"
"Yes you have, you're lying"
"... *kiss*"
"Oooh we're gonna have sex, right against this pole in the parking lot..."

True story. Course, we DIDN'T have sex, I got blocked, but you get the idea.

 

[SamePendo]

I think your post, squirrels, totally goes with what I was saying.. that was your intention, right?
Because if not, I didnt get the point.

 

[Thoroughbred]

I think there are plenty of chicks that wouldn't mind fukking a virgin. Some girls have told me how they have met guys that were innocent and came from protective families and they thought it would be fun to corrupt them.

Also, I remember a coupe of women telling me how they wanted to fukk some guys because they were such nerds.

So for the guys that are virgins... There are some women out there that would like to bang you.