Ex Girlfriend

[Juggalo]

I've been trying to get back with my ex girlfriend for some time now. I can't get over her and I'm really making progress.

Pay attention now though, I broke up with her after a month, a week, and some odd days BECAUSE there was NO COMMUNICATION! We couldn't talk, we couldn't do anything without it being awkward.

Now we've become really good friends since we broke up back in March....and she told me the other day that she likes me more than just a friend.

She doesn't want to give us another shot just yet though because she thinks that she won't be able to be loyal to me.

Basically, in time....we'll get back together....

Can you guys give me any advice on this situation? What to do and what not to do and so on....

Thanks, I appreciate it.

Juggalo aka Eric

 

[check_mate_kid_uk]

Originally posted by Juggalo
She doesn't want to give us another shot just yet though because she thinks that she won't be able to be loyal to me.

******** for she just doesnt want a relationship with you, she thinks she can do better then you, but will keep you around till she finds better.

heres an analgy for you, saw you where looking for jobs, 1 place said they would give you a job and another place had not got back to you, even if you do not think you want the 1st job you will not say no untill you can get the 2nd 1.

the chances of her going out with you are very small, she is just keeping you around for now.

 

[jonny football hero]

don't go back, that pool has been p!ssed in.

 

[Jester]

chummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmp. go back to your hole.

 

[NRM]

Another one.

Here look, do you know what women do in their free time with women?

No, it isn't get naked and play in pillow fights. They talk. To eachother, as women, that's what they do for fun.

What do men do for fun with other men?

They go out, play sports, DO stuff. Action here, action there.

In this man/women relationship, what are you doing? Talking. Who's the woman here? Her and...

Quit fooling yourself, if she's scared that she won't be able to resist the temptations of cheating on you and SOMEHOW that is magically going to change if you give her time, you're fucking retarded. Check it, would you ever cheat on her?

Thought so. And here your ex-flame is telling you that she can't get back with you right now because she can't be faithful. Light some red flags somebody, because you need a clue. The least this could very mean is that she has someone else in mind, that even if she was dating you, she'd pursue. Also, if she does end up cheating on you, she can give you the lame excuse of

"I wasn't ready for a real relationship."

Let me spell out what you are.

I-N-F-A-T-U-A-T-E-D

You are infatuated with this women, no denying it. Look, you even counted the days that you didn't talk to her. I DOUBT she even bothered with that because she was too busy getting her mack on with other guys who aren't pansy's who sit around waiting for her to come back.

She isn't coming back for you bro, sorry.

More than just a friend? That's because you were once more than just a friend, reverting you back to friend status would be unruley, it'd bring you to near guy that sits next to me in class.

Don't you get it? You're her powertrip. You're there because she doesn't have a new guy yet. She is NEVER going to go back out with you if it's not out of pity or for the time of a few weeks (just to mongle some free stuffs).

Don't believe me yet? Here then, I want you to do this. Call her up, tell her you two are going on a date. Take her on this date, and KISS HER.

This works for people who are just friends who have enough common ground and interest. Shouldn't it work if you two are more than just friends? Actually, here's the better question, would you push her away?

YOU ARE FUCKING OUT OF YOUR MIND.

I want you to sit down and think about it really. WHY WOULD SHE LIKE YOU? And WHAT HAS SHE DONE TO PROVE THIS TO YOU?

Actions over words my friend. Quit being a pansy and move on with your life.

 

[Juggalo]

It seems now that she is just coming up with excuses.

She now says that she's being held back by her mother.

She said that her mother doesn't like me and she's went against her mother enough already and doesn't want to anymore. She said that she wants to get back together and all, but that's stopping her.

I need someone to give me something to test this. NRM gave me a good test. I might try that one out too. I'm goin to a football game tomorrow and she's going too.

How do I test it and see if she really wants to get back together and if she really likes me?

Here is what happened the other day with me and a friend:

Me and my friend went over to her house and just chilled and stuff. She owed my friend a "show" and so she gave us one. She had me pull down her pants and take them off and she took her top off and all. She got down to her bra and panties and kinda let us see her breasts....before the show I was holding her in my arms and she had her legs on top of my friend's stomach. It was just some kinky **** that we had fun with.

I brought up the idea that if we weren't goin to get together and we both like each other.....why not fool around? She is still thinkin about it.

Help me out guys, you've been alot of help thus far.

Remember, give me some tests to test her out and see if she really does like me and wants to get back together.

NRM, how do I go about kissing her in your test?

 

[Juggalo]

Anyone?

 

[NRM]

Jeez, 16 year olds nowadays.

Grab her face, kiss her. End it there.

You seriously are infatuated and if you do get back together, I don't know how long you're going to last as a non-pansy boyfriend. This kinda kinky stuff for you and your friend is just plain slutty. While you're at it, maybe you can call over a big group of guys and have a gangbang.

You still think that she likes you and that she knows you like her. She won't date you, yet she gonna "think" about getting it on with you, while moving on. Good luck with that, Watson.

Seeing that you were oblivious to anything else I said, I think it's pointless for me to even be giving you hope or possibilities. Figure it out on your own or dwell on it for the rest of your life while she's out giving these shows to other guys while you aren't around. You all enjoy it right? It's probably more enjoyable without her ex-boyfriend around.

 

[Juggalo]

NRM, I did listen to your advice.

I have been doing alot of thinking. I'm being an AFC when it comes to my ex girlfriend but to all the other girls....I'm starting to be a Don Juan and it's working for me.

My ex told my friend that she didn't want to get back with me because, "My mom doesn't like him." and "It wouldn't work out anyway."

So....to my decision.

I'm moving on. I know....I am infatuated with her...that's all it is. I'm going to move on and meet new girls and stop being a AFC.

Thanks NRM and Thanks to everyone that took their time to comment.