Ever sqrew up a number ?

[cablecow15]

i have a amazing night last night , so many girls i dances with ,rejections , and numbers , but one of the last girls of the night , was also the horniest , she was all over me , not the hottest girl , but i felt like i could really get her easily

so i take her out to get her number , i type it out perfectly , then go to take a pic of her to remember who she is , she tells me no , se joke around a big i get a blurry pic and i kiss her , then i find out later that I didnt save the number
= / im dissapointed , but its whatever i guess

anyone else have any embarrassing stories where the fumbled something like this ? lol

 

[Chamber36]

Oh yeah..

Hear this one:

One time I was with 2 friends in the club just drinking beers.

Then in walk 3 girls. 1 of which started dancing on the dancefloor. So I step behind her and start dancing with her (groin to ass of course), and she started really convulsing. And I was pressing her body against mine hard. Eventually she turns around and me and her start making out against the wall. Funny thing is though, she was short, so I had to bend my knees in order to be able to make out with her. Well she decided that the both of us were too visible, out in the open, so she tried to push me against the wall in the corner for us to make out.

That's when I lost my balance. My legs were already pretty bent. So the b*tch basically threw me on the floor. I tried not to make a fool out of myself and save my beer. I held my beer up in the air with my left hand, my right knee hit the floor and I cought my bodyweight with my right hand... In some glass... Which I didn't notice... Because I was drunk.

So I turned around and see my 2 friends standing there with some of the biggest fvckin grins I ever saw!! But I was laughing tooo!! I could not stop myself from laughing. I went from hero to zero in about 5 minutes time.

Because at the moment I fell, she and her 2 friends scurried/scattered out of my eyesight, and I was like WTF, where did she go??? So she disappeared and I was left b*tchless, but I did still have my beer in my hand, which was a meager consolation prize.

But they really scurried away FAST! They were gone before I hit the floor!!

So after I shook a guy's hand I was told that there was blood gushing out of my hand. Anyway, after I got it all bandaged up, she and her 2 friends came back to the dancefloor, and I just stood there looking at her, with a bandage on my hand. I wasn't really angry, but I didn't realise she was scared that I might have been angry. I was a little angry and I didn't feel like approaching her again. I sort of wanted her to approach me again and apologise, but that didn't happen.

I never even spoke 1 word to that girl. Never said hi, bye, nothing. All I know is that she was petite, a brunette with blue eyes and a porcelain face, and I made out with her, for the first and only time, AFAIK, with (a remix of) 50 cent - In Da Club playing.

 

[cablecow15]

Oh yeah..

Hear this one:

One time I was with 2 friends in the club just drinking beers.

Then in walk 3 girls. 1 of which started dancing on the dancefloor. So I step behind her and start dancing with her (groin to ass of course), and she started really convulsing. And I was pressing her body against mine hard. Eventually she turns around and me and her start making out against the wall. Funny thing is though, she was short, so I had to bend my knees in order to be able to make out with her. Well she decided that the both of us were too visible, out in the open, so she tried to push me against the wall in the corner for us to make out.

That's when I lost my balance. My legs were already pretty bent. So the b*tch basically threw me on the floor. I tried not to make a fool out of myself and save my beer. I held my beer up in the air with my left hand, my right knee hit the floor and I cought my bodyweight with my right hand... In some glass... Which I didn't notice... Because I was drunk.

So I turned around and see my 2 friends standing there with some of the biggest fvckin grins I ever saw!! But I was laughing tooo!! I could not stop myself from laughing. I went from hero to zero in about 5 minutes time.

Because at the moment I fell, she and her 2 friends scurried/scattered out of my eyesight, and I was like WTF, where did she go??? So she disappeared and I was left b*tchless, but I did still have my beer in my hand, which was a meager consolation prize.

But they really scurried away FAST! They were gone before I hit the floor!!

So after I shook a guy's hand I was told that there was blood gushing out of my hand. Anyway, after I got it all bandaged up, she and her 2 friends came back to the dancefloor, and I just stood there looking at her, with a bandage on my hand. I wasn't really angry, but I didn't realise she was scared that I might have been angry. I was a little angry and I didn't feel like approaching her again. I sort of wanted her to approach me again and apologise, but that didn't happen.

I never even spoke 1 word to that girl. Never said hi, bye, nothing. All I know is that she was petite, a brunette with blue eyes and a porcelain face, and I made out with her, for the first and only time, AFAIK, with (a remix of) 50 cent - In Da Club playing.

nice story man , i always feel like that's going to happen to me , im 6'5 and i have to pretty much bird squat in order to grind on the girl right lol and it always seems like the girls that stuff will go wrong with , are the ones that are most likely to wanna bang you

 

[Chamber36]

Yeah but she was like that 10% hotter than all the other girls I'd ever made out with.

If she'd apologized everything would have been nice and dandy. (Or if I reapproached)

Second girl I ever made out with who looked like that actually svcked on my knob, so I guess I did sort of redeem myself for that first mistake.

If only I could get these results consistently....

 

[cablecow15]

I fel like things like this that happen to us motivate us to not let it happen in the future , I could almost guarantee you'd never miss a chance to reaproach a hot girl now would you , for every big mistake we make we make a bigger improvement on ourselfs

and apparently if your over 50 , make out means f^*king

 

[Down Low]

So when did the phrase "make out" change to mean "miss out"? Nowadays, people say "I made out" to mean "we kissed."

PEOPLE, THAT'S NOT WHAT "MAKE OUT" MEANS.

"Made out" means "we fvcked."

Geez I get sick of overinflated language. Drapes aren't "sexy." Eating processed oats isn't "fighting cholesterol." And foreplay isn't "making out."

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I am not her man. She can't stand the thought of me touching her. She's dripping with other men's semen. She is ashamed to be seen with me. She never misses an opportunity to disrespect me. Everything I do is wrong. I am the problem. She got what she wanted from me. She says "I hate you so much I could kill you." Going away forever will make her happy again. So I'm leaving her to her pumped-and-dumped lifestyle and leaving her bastard child fatherless. I'd be better off with no woman at all than wasting another second thinking about her. I learned from my mistakes and the next relationship will be done with planning for my happiness.

 

[powpow]

pretty sure that in no circles does "made out" mean "we ****ed"

 

[ATX1001]

"make out" has always meant kissing where I'm from..