1) Haven't seen the warriors. "running a train" is a common expression now.
2) It was closed room. I didn't, nor want to, see anyone else's schlong.
3) It was the most f*cked up night of my life. I did it once, then never again. It made me feel so f*cking dirty I couldn't describe it to you.
4) I didn't get any stds (thank god), but I was sh*tting myself for weeks about this.
5) we decided order by a scissors-paper-rock tournament.