Eric Smith
Don Juan
Whats up fellow DJs this is es_mer8 with a new name. However in terms of DJing, it has been completely worthless. I unpack on Wednesday and there are no girls around except with those that were with their boyfriends. Later that night I see a 7 walking by and said "Hi" to her and smiled. She looked right past me. I nexted her.
The next day there were a lot of girls but they were always in groups. I found one girl that was alone that was a 8.5 and talked to her. She seemed very disinterested in what I had to say and that was proven when I asked for her number and she said that she doesn't know her number, despite her cell phone being right next to her. Next.
I approach three girls and talk to them. They all seemed to laugh a bit but I asked where they lived. They gave me a room number in which they said they would be there tonight around 10 pm or so. I go there and its a dude's room. Next.
At this time I started to wonder what was going on. College aka Easy Poon Land. However I had way more success during this summer. So I call up the two girls that gave me their phone numbers a week ago that were going to this college. I talked to the hotter one and she said that she was talking to this one guy who just happened to be a football player. She then proceeded to tell me how much fun she had and kept talking so much that I started to do other things when talking. Next.
Friday, my friend was having a house party/kegger. I go there and all the girls are with their boyfriends. If they weren't, they were clinging onto their male friends. I found one girl sitting by herself. I talked to her and we seemed to hit it off. Then she gets a call from her boyfriend about directions to the house. I pretended to ignore that call and asked for her number. She told me she was seeing this guy for about 3 years and didn't want to ruin it. However she did say that once they break up, we can go f**k.
Next.
I got wasted off my ass because of how pissed I was with the complete and utter failure with women so far and got two girls to flash me, both with big jugs. I get their numbers and they are too drunk to remember. I moved in to kiss one of them and both acted weird and backed off. Next.
Yesterday was a terrible day. I told my friend who threw the party how there wasn't any girls and he said that he thought that a lot of girls went to his friends' party. He said the same friend is throwing another party tonight and I should go. So I went there and damn, what a sausage fest. I got buzzed and walked home. I got a call an hour later from my friend who stayed there that I didn't know was there and said there were about 20-30 hotties that just walked in. I seriously ran to them and sure enough, they were already hooked up with the sausage. I guess the lesson I've learned is to have patience.
Here is to a better today and tomorrow.
The next day there were a lot of girls but they were always in groups. I found one girl that was alone that was a 8.5 and talked to her. She seemed very disinterested in what I had to say and that was proven when I asked for her number and she said that she doesn't know her number, despite her cell phone being right next to her. Next.
I approach three girls and talk to them. They all seemed to laugh a bit but I asked where they lived. They gave me a room number in which they said they would be there tonight around 10 pm or so. I go there and its a dude's room. Next.
At this time I started to wonder what was going on. College aka Easy Poon Land. However I had way more success during this summer. So I call up the two girls that gave me their phone numbers a week ago that were going to this college. I talked to the hotter one and she said that she was talking to this one guy who just happened to be a football player. She then proceeded to tell me how much fun she had and kept talking so much that I started to do other things when talking. Next.
Friday, my friend was having a house party/kegger. I go there and all the girls are with their boyfriends. If they weren't, they were clinging onto their male friends. I found one girl sitting by herself. I talked to her and we seemed to hit it off. Then she gets a call from her boyfriend about directions to the house. I pretended to ignore that call and asked for her number. She told me she was seeing this guy for about 3 years and didn't want to ruin it. However she did say that once they break up, we can go f**k.
Next.I got wasted off my ass because of how pissed I was with the complete and utter failure with women so far and got two girls to flash me, both with big jugs. I get their numbers and they are too drunk to remember. I moved in to kiss one of them and both acted weird and backed off. Next.
Yesterday was a terrible day. I told my friend who threw the party how there wasn't any girls and he said that he thought that a lot of girls went to his friends' party. He said the same friend is throwing another party tonight and I should go. So I went there and damn, what a sausage fest. I got buzzed and walked home. I got a call an hour later from my friend who stayed there that I didn't know was there and said there were about 20-30 hotties that just walked in. I seriously ran to them and sure enough, they were already hooked up with the sausage. I guess the lesson I've learned is to have patience.
Here is to a better today and tomorrow.