*****es be crazy

[MM92]

Inspired by the ex gf got police onto me thread.

Lets hear everyones stories about how females can be bat**** crazy.

I'll go first.

Went out last night, spotted a girl I met once in a class a few years ago, called her over. Was talking for a while and she was quite clearly giving me signals she liked me. I'm not particularly attracted to her but I thought **** it why not, went in and we kiss with no resistance. She then says she has a boyfriend BUT he cheated on her. Right, ok. My friend and I leave. This morning someone tells me to check her facebook. I look and she's put a status about how some creep forcefully kissed her lol and even named me. It's like wtf she was more keen than I was. Obviously someone saw and she has to flip it on me. She did come across as a bit strange when I first met her, wtf was I thinking?!

That was minor but recent sooo anyway

Few years ago I had a girlfriend, we split then about a week later I got a phone call with her crying saying she had a secret but she couldn't tell anyone. The secret that she went to a party and was raped. Obviously I go insane and want to kill the guy. For some reason she didn't want to tell the police. Long story short a few days later she admits the sex was consentual. Obviously she thought I would find out they had sex and it would probably ruin her chances of getting back with me so she thought it would be best to lie about rape. What makes somebody think it's ok to lie about rape?! Lives could be ruined by complete lie.

A few years ago my mate had a family friend who was much older than him but they used to spend time together in the bedroom doing stuff but never had sex. Kinda creepy as he was 17 but she was mid twenties. But anyway after about a year of this stopping she accused a man of raping her and when it got to court it turned out she lied! Scary to think that could have been my mate

 

[Suspens]

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Lives could be ruined by complete lie.

While men punch and kick to get what they want, women lie and manipulate. So don't trust women when it comes to romantic and sexual interests.

 

[Greasy Pig]

I dropped a plate and she wouldn't leave me alone. She'd get drunk and phone me to remind me of the dirty shyt I used to do to her.
I humoured her because we'd both moved on and she was pretty cool. Besides, I was also thinking it might be fun to pork her again some day.

Anyway, fast forward six months and she's got a new dude and I don't hear from her for ages. Then, one night I'm at work and she phones, drunk, and starts the same dirty talk. I was sitting there typing and pretending it's a work call and she's telling me how much she loved choking on my dyck and how nice my cvm tasted.
That night I get home and there's a Facebook message from her BF warning me to stop calling his woman and talking dirty. WTF??
"You had your chance with her and you blew it", he wrote.

I couldn't resist and replied telling him the real truth and that he should keep closer check on his bytch and not spout off like a big fvcking man.
Then I deleted her number and unfriended her from Facebook.
Obviously he overheard her talking smack to me and she convinced him I'd initiated it and forced her to talk dirty.
Now they're married and I can only guess how many c0cks she's tasting behind his back. Crazy fvcking bytch.

 

[GS750]

I dated a cute Dominican girl in college. At first I didn't know she was a latina...she just looked like a cute white chick. So we're in the car arguing about something stupid and the convo goes like this:

Me: "you can get out and walk"...I was joking of course
Her: "pull over"...we're on the highway keep in mind
Me: "yeah right"
Her: "no, pull over. I'll flag down a cop and tell him you hit me"...which never happened of course

I ended it 3 days later. Because I think she actually would have done it...and she threw a phone at me. She missed but still...crazy.

 

[Peaks&Valleys]

Her: "I want to get married sometime next year.
*two sentences later, same paragraph*
Her: "I just want to be single for a while"

 

[The Duke]

haha there's been so many crazy stories with chics!

Girl 1:
Took this one girl to the lake. Her name was Krazy Kerri. I'm pretty certain she had a little bipolar in her. If any of you have partied with girls at the lake I'm sure you can relate. There is something about being in the sun, girls, and alcohol that is highly combustible and usually ends in drama.

So we pull up to party cove and there are lots of boats, hundreds of people and even more booze. Girls are on boats dancing like strippa's and doing jello shots. The girl I'm with decides she'll pull her top off for a jello shot. Next thing she is laying on a raft in the water eating a jello shot off another girls boobs. Then these girls are licking jello off each other's clam's. I just stood there watching this in disbelief thinking uhh yeah this chic is pretty much a *****. Its cool when its some other girl but not so cool when its yours.

After this, I decided it was time to take Kerri back to our boat and let her sober up a little. Yeah right, now she was all turned on and wanted to have sechs right there so we went at it while a bunch of guys on a boat about 100 feet away cheered.

Later that evening she started sobering up and we were eating at a restaurant near the lake. She accused me of hitting on our pregnant waitress right in front of her. She got mad and refused to eat her meal and stormed out. Then when we got back to our campsite my she is accusing me and my buddy of trying to take make a p0rno with her. lol,

I'm thinking she started regretting what she did at party cove earlier in the day and was just trying to shift blame elsewhere.

The last & final time we took her to the lake, she is drunk again and needs to go to the bathroom so she sits on the edge of the boat dock and drops her bottoms and pisses into the water right there in front of the whole world. You could see everything. My buddy and I are cracking up and can't believe it. And yes we did take pics this time!

Girl 2(Nichole):

My buddy and I took our girlfriends to the lake. Us guys are trying to set up camp on the shore line, and cook some hamburgers before dark comes while the girls are sitting in the boat on their a$$es gossiping and comparing notes.

And as you guessed, my girl Nichole found out about sum strippa's we used to party with and got all butt hurt. She then calls her sister to drive 50miles to come pick her up. We are on an island so there is no way to get to the main land unless she swims or finds somebody else with a boat.

Next thing I know she has vanished. We went looking for her and found her on some other dudes boat about a 1/4mile down the shore line. She had dropped her phone in the water and lost it. Her purse was soaked.

I convinced her to come back to our camp and we would pack up and leave.


Needless to say, our trip to the lake was ruined. Her sister eventually showed up at the lake and paniced when she couldn't contact Nichole since her phone was in the lake. I ended up dropping Nichole off at her sisters house.

All of this drama because of a bunch of stupid emotional girls!