Eros’ 6 Rules on How to be the Best Lover

[Black Widow Void]

OP, although I've been around the block plenty of times ... probably before many members here were even born, you won't find me poo poo'ing on your post with catty sentiments like "elemental" or "basic" etc...

Even us old pro's (or those that 'claim' to be) did not start out that way. With each encounter, we learned and improved. Although I'm now at the point where I've been able to recycle ex's for bedroom activity, I didn't start out that way. No one did (and the honest one's will admit it).

For those that haven't yet scored their first home-run or those with just a few bedpost notches, you've provided some excellent advice to help these brothers improve their statistics.

Great post!

 

[Scaramouche]

^Recycling ex’s has turned into a new hobby for me

Hi Chowda,
Yup,you never know at the time you ditch them,that down the line you might strike a dry patch and be very grateful to have a tenuous connection to them...Just slide out of relationships rather than part on bad terms.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

^Recycling ex’s has turned into a new hobby for me

I never go back. Never have, never will. Not even with the ones I'm still in contact with.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

@SW15 I got a theory for ya. Married Women past the age of 35 are sex predators because it’s when we assume the average couple have no sex and she married in her 20’s. This is when the suspicious activity happens as she is approaching her 40’s where that biological time bomb goes off. 35-40 year old women would be the peak horny?

It's because the guy starts looking 11 months pregnant and his T levels plummet since he stops exercising and taking care of himself because he gets too comfortable.

 

[BackInTheGame78]

I have a feeling we are becoming the male therapy clinic

Statement above is $2,500. Oh you don’t have insurance because you had to pay the lawyer? Ummm. We accept checks…oh you don’t want her to find out because it’s joint? We have financing with options through 2060.

I kid!

Haha, when I used to do door to door sales I used to talk to some pretty hot MILFs who would look at me like I was giant slab of fresh meat and they were a hungry lioness. When their husbands came home a few times while I was there I could see why.

Fat, sloppy, out of shape and out of breath walking from the car to the front door. Suffice to say I got a few invites to come talk to them at their house after normal working hours when their husband would be away on business trips or at work more than once.

 

[SW15]

@SW15 I got a theory for ya. Married Women past the age of 35 are sex predators because it’s when we assume the average couple have no sex and she married in her 20’s. This is when the suspicious activity happens as she is approaching her 40’s where that biological time bomb goes off. 35-40 year old women would be the peak horny?

It's because the guy starts looking 11 months pregnant and his T levels plummet since he stops exercising and taking care of himself because he gets too comfortable.

There's validity to both of these ideas. It is also worth mentioning that a lot of women get too comfortable in marriage and they lose their physiques too. Not all long term married women turn into sex predators between 35-44 as the biological time bomb goes off.

when I used to do door to door sales I used to talk to some pretty hot MILFs who would look at me like I was giant slab of fresh meat and they were a hungry lioness. When their husbands came home a few times while I was there I could see why.

Fat, sloppy, out of shape and out of breath walking from the car to the front door. Suffice to say I got a few invites to come talk to them at their house after normal working hours when their husband would be away on business trips or at work more than once.

Those MILFs are more of the exception than the rule on married mothers. Most married moms have an unimpressive body.

There can be women in 10+ year long relationships (either married or unmarried) between ages 35-44 who don't have an impressive body and they never had kids either. They got complacent too.