Erection

[descartes]

I know that people in here say that clubs are not the good place to meet women.But the club I am talking about is always full of 18-23 years singles girls who are very fun and open minded. You just have to go on the floor and start dancing with them and they get very touchy and put their butt right on your ****.
My problem is that I get an erection very easily when they get close to me.They feel it, start laughing and leave me. Someone knows what to do to avoid having these erections?
I know that without them, I would have gotten some good contacts.
thanx for any help

 

[RKTek]

What a double-standard. Why is it we guys love it when we see a girl's erect nipples through her shirt/bra, but girls don't react the same?

Dunno, but it's true, girls want there to be more of a game before they see Mr. Happy.

Maybe change your underwear to 'tighty whiteys' while dancing. A size smaller than usual, too.

 

[Sojourner]

You can either:

- masterbate before going clubbing
- pad your crotch area with tissue paper to make it less obvious and to make it look like you're a real stud
- dance butt to butt, not co*k to butt
- accept it
- stop taking Viagra
- wear loose fitting pants

 

[One on One]

Are you sure that's the problem, man? Maybe if they aren't even touching you and you get an erection, that would turn them off, but, if you're grinding, they'll love to feel your erection. If you really do get too hard too often, just try to listen to the music carefully and hear the words. That will keep your mind occupied. You could talk to the girl too if it's not too loud, which I would actually recommend doing. Your **** usually isn't hard when you focus on something else.

 

[AKA FLEX]

They probably wouldn't laugh at you if you didn't appear nervous about your wing-wong standing at attention.

I get a polar opposite reaction when I'm grinding with a chick an my unit gets hard. This is likely because when it happens I stick a confident grin on my face, smile and pull her closer.

Your erections aren't the problem; how you're reacting to them is.

 

[princelydeeds]

Be ****y about your erection. When my d!ck gets hard I put it right on her, straight up her ass or if she bends over further I dry hump her doggie style.

If It embarasses you, I guess you could wear your shirt out and pull your d!ck up through your waste/ beltline. Just a thought

 

[lollipop]

You could claim your c0ck is REALLY that big when you aren't aroused.

 

[Quick]

Wear tighter underwear when you go clubbing. Boxer briefs are pretty good.

 

[RKTek]

"Erection". Isn't that what happens when people in Japan vote?

Badda-bing.

 

[myfriendblu]

hahahaha the same thing happens to me all the time.....
my trick is when it starts coming on, just kneel/bend down and pretend to be tieing your shoes, taking awile to do so. I go commando pretty much 100 percent of the time, so this happens quite often. Do the shoe trick, works like a charm....hey this should go in the tips forum....

 

[silverwex]

Man, that reminds me of a funny time i was with a girl in a club. I was sitting down and she was sitting on my lap, jumping up and down... Needless to say it was a very embarassing moment!

ANyway a friend of mine told me something stupid but also something incredibly brilliant when trying to beat the "little fella" down!

Think of baseball...

Big hairy sweaty men running around the field. That always works for me!

 

[NATHINNICE]

Use your erection as your protection, mock these females wit it and if they leave tell em there scared or that they cant handle it, women love to be challenged especially freaky women, and thats what ya lookin ta go home wit right

 

[bugsquish]

that happened while i was dancing with a chick on saturday and she ended up coming back to my place for some fun

whenever i get a hard on i dont want to show i just quickly reposition it so its flat against my belly (ie. straight up). much less noticable, but u might look silly sticking ur hand down ur pants to reposition it just be quick and do it when shes not looking

 

[T.T. Boy]

Originally posted by RKTek
"Erection". Isn't that what happens when people in Japan vote?

Badda-bing.

Q: What's a Chinese girl's favorite holiday?

A: Erection Day.

 

[KiInCollege]

Sometimes while dancing a girl will just grab your mini-me. If you're already erect, you'll be ready for that