Eating Poon

[NEPA]

I'm hit or miss with it. I think in a way its a ***** thing to do. I've only ever done it to two women a girl I was with a few years back and my current. The former started talking about it so I cut her off. I think the current might be doing so as well. Just think its weak ****. Any thoughts?

 

[speed dawg]

I only do it when I've had a little to drink and I'm 'feeling' it, if that makes sense. I never just sit there and eat it out while she gets off, yeah, that is kind of a b*tch thing. Oral sex is submission.

When I'm feeling freaky and I'm in the mood....man, I'll go even farther. If the b*tch doesn't have a little common hygiene though, I won't even put my d*ck in it.

 

[backbreaker]

my wife knows how i like it down there, i enjoy doing it now. sex is always better if you do it before

 

[Jaylan]

I love to go down on a woman. As long as shes clean, Im game. If you want to keep your woman sexually satisfied (and keep her around), you should eat puzzy. Hell, a large percentage of women only get off this way too.

 

[BeDJ]

I find it disgusting.

I don't know if she wiped all the piss away, if her period just ended the day before or just took a pounding an hour ago. I can always lick my toilet bowl.

 

[Bokanovsky]

I love to go down on a woman. As long as shes clean, Im game. If you want to keep your woman sexually satisfied (and keep her around), you should eat puzzy. Hell, a large percentage of women only get off this way too.

Only if you have a small pecker.

 

[Jaylan]

Only if you have a small pecker.

Um no...look it up dude. A lot of women do not have vaginal orgasms, and it has nothing to do with the guys penis. Its simply the chicks biology. Some women can only get off from cl!t stimulation, and thus greatly need oral sex to have a satisfying sex life.

If some dudes dont wanna do it, thats their deal. I say the same thing to them that I say to women who dont give head. Dont be surprised if the person your interested in or currently dating, ends up finding someone who will please them the way they want. Oral sex is pretty vanilla anyways...so I never understood people with hangups regarding it. And I especially never understood men or women who didnt give oral but wanted to receive it.

I get rid of such women quickly.

 

[Bokanovsky]

Um no...look it up dude. A lot of women do not have vaginal orgasms, and it has nothing to do with the guys penis. Its simply the chicks biology. Some women can only get off from cl!t stimulation, and thus greatly need oral sex to have a satisfying sex life.

I don't need to look it up. I can tell you from personal experience that I've never met a woman who could only orgasm from oral (and, at the risk of tooting my own horn, I've been with quite a few women). I'm sure such women exist but it's not the norm. If you have to lick the carpet to make a woman cvm, chances are you're doing something wrong...or have a small pecker.

 

[Jaylan]

I don't need to look it up. I can tell you from personal experience that I've never met a woman who could only orgasm from oral (and, at the risk of tooting my own horn, I've been with quite a few women). I'm sure such women exist but it's not the norm. If you have to lick the carpet to make a woman cvm, chances are you're doing something wrong...or have a small pecker.

Lol ok dude.

Because women dont lie to men about sex or fake orgasms right? Theres a big reason why surveys and studies on female orgasm differ with what men believe women are telling them. And its because women will spare a lot of guys ego when it comes to the reality of if she had an orgasm or not.

Any data you find on female orgasm will tell you that at most, 1/3 of women can orgasm from straight up vaginal sex. The rest need ****oral stimulation in order to climax. So believe whatever you wish, Im just telling you what Ive gathered from years of reading up on human sexuality and talking to different kinds of people.

Women (and people in general) are more likely to be dishonest with the man they are sleeping with vs being dishonest to the doctor or sexologist asking them questions. Especially considering how much pressure there is on women to orgasm and how much pressure there is on men to make a women orgasm. Its no secret its a huge ego thing for both men and women.

If youve been lucky enough to only come across women that orgasm can through straight sex, good for you. But I wouldnt be surprised if they desired men who didnt have an oral hangup. Ive met such men and women....who enjoy the sex they have with their partner, but get bored by the lack of oral. Foreplay is essential for a lot of people. Personally, a chick can be good at sex...but I would get bored or likely want someone new because of the lack of oral. Heck, we would likely not even get to sex if she was unwilling to give head. I just find it boring...and plenty of other people feel the same way.

So enjoy your sex life as you wish...but dont take a girls word for it just because shes sleeping with you. You get more honesty from women who have no need to protect your ego. And you get more facts about the reality of sex from brushing up on studies. This all said...if you do really have a woman whos ok with no oral...great job on finding a compatible partner. However, Ive learned that kind of foreplay is essential for most women to feel their sex life is completely satisfying.

 

[Bokanovsky]

Lol ok dude.

Because women dont lie to men about sex or fake orgasms right? Theres a big reason why surveys and studies on female orgasm differ with what men believe women are telling them. And its because women will spare a lot of guys ego when it comes to the reality of if she had an orgasm or not.

Any data you find on female orgasm will tell you that at most, 1/3 of women can orgasm from straight up vaginal sex. The rest need ****oral stimulation in order to climax. So believe whatever you wish, Im just telling you what Ive gathered from years of reading up on human sexuality and talking to different kinds of people.

Women (and people in general) are more likely to be dishonest with the man they are sleeping with vs being dishonest to the doctor or sexologist asking them questions. Especially considering how much pressure there is on women to orgasm and how much pressure there is on men to make a women orgasm. Its no secret its a huge ego thing for both men and women.

You need to stop reading "surveys and studies" and work on getting laid more often. A woman can fake orgasm from oral the same way she fakes orgasm from intercourse. Bottom line, do what you like and don't worry about "pleasing" a woman too much. If you like licking the carpet, go for it. If you don't, it's not a prerequisite. You've been watching too much porn if you think that it's a must. Some women don't even like oral. But there aren't any [straight] women who don't like fvcking.

 

[Jaylan]

You need to stop reading "surveys and studies" and work on getting laid more often. A woman can fake orgasm from oral the same way she fakes orgasm from intercourse. Bottom line, do what you like and don't worry about "pleasing" a woman too much. If you like licking the carpet, go for it. If you don't, it's not a prerequisite. You've been watching too much porn if you think that it's a must. Some women don't even like oral. But there aren't any [straight] women who don't like fvcking.

???

Im not a selfish lover, which is why I concern myself with my pleasure and the ladies pleasure when having sex. When you care about pleasing the woman, shes more likely to enjoy herself, and when she enjoys herself she keeps coming back. Now oral is not a prerequisite if the woman doesnt need it to be. However plenty of men and women need it if they are going to fully enjoy sex. Just have to find someone compatible to your sexual likes and dislikes.

And this has nothing to do with porn dude. It has to do with real life female sexuality. And youre right, some women arent that much into oral...but they are the minority trust me. Most women enjoy a good tounging.

And on your last point...youd be surprised how many straight women arent that into sex. Its lame really, and a lot of it has to do with frequency of orgasm. Human sexuality is a fun thing to learn about. Lots of information to be soaked up.

EDIT: PS - What some uptight dudes with hangups dont realize, is that good oral foreplay is one of the best ways to get women ready for a hard fvk. And its a great way to get a girl in the mood for sex if she was feeling unsure about it before hand. Wanna easily break down "last minute resistance" teasing her with your tongue will easily have her jumping you and saying she needs you inside her. Has always worked for me. Espi gets it, while a few clowns dont.

Its the fool who assumes that "bad boys" arent eating puzzy and pounding it hard right after. Most of the time I hear women talk about the best sex they ever had, it includes great fvking AND foreplay.

 

[Bokanovsky]

^ From my experience, most women enjoying rough sex. I'm not talking about about S&M or some other perverted sh!t. Just a good old fashioned hard banging, pulling her hair, etc. That's why women love bad boys so much. They think that bad boy = guaranteed hard fvck. And that's more exciting than some beta with a PhD in "human sexuality" trying to play janitor with her nether regions.

 

[VikingKing]

I only do it when I want to. It only lasts for a couple minutes before I want bang. Only do it if you want to.

 

[VikingKing]

???

Im not a selfish lover, which is why I concern myself with my pleasure and the ladies pleasure when having sex. When you care about pleasing the woman, shes more likely to enjoy herself, and when she enjoys herself she keeps coming back. Now oral is not a prerequisite if the woman doesnt need it to be. However plenty of men and women need it if they are going to fully enjoy sex. Just have to find someone compatible to your sexual likes and dislikes.

And this has nothing to do with porn dude. It has to do with real life female sexuality. And youre right, some women arent that much into oral...but they are the minority trust me. Most women enjoy a good tounging.

And on your last point...youd be surprised how many straight women arent that into sex. Its lame really, and a lot of it has to do with frequency of orgasm. Human sexuality is a fun thing to learn about. Lots of information to be soaked up.

you have to be a woman. seriously. I'll eat pvssy if I like it, thats all. My pounding her is where the money is at.

 

[( . )( . )]

Um no...look it up dude.

For phucks sake, this chick is really starting to make it quite painful coming back to this site.

you have to be a woman. seriously.

No joke. And with her 7200+ posts over at loveshack in such a small time frame you can bet your ass this sh!t is just going to get worse the comfier she gets.

 

[VikingKing]

For phucks sake, this chick is really starting to make it quite painful coming back to this site.



No joke. And with her 7200+ posts over at loveshack in such a small time frame you can bet your ass this sh!t is just going to get worse the comfier she gets.

Maybe even a lesbian ("not that there is anything wrong with that") but im just saying. I'll eat some pvssy, but only for a couple minutes, otherwise the beast comes out, sh!t gets stupid.

 

[dasein]

I used to eat more back in the 80s and 90s. I don't do it now until they show me something worthwhile. Same rationale of not giving them weekend date nights early on. One thing I've learned is that lots of women are completely ambivalent about getting head and feel they are "supposed to" be into it. That "all women love getting head" is a media myth. About 1/3 of them IME are uptight about their bodies to the extent that they don't want a man's face anywhere close to their snatch no matter how good they look to us or how good their body is objectively. Some of the best bodied women I've been with had the biggest hangups in this respect.

 

[Night-hawk]

^ From my experience, most women enjoying rough sex. I'm not talking about about S&M or some other perverted sh!t. Just a good old fashioned hard banging, pulling her hair, etc. That's why women love bad boys so much. They think that bad boy = guaranteed hard fvck. And that's more exciting than some beta with a PhD in "human sexuality" trying to play janitor with her nether regions.

Yes indeed.

I used to eat more back in the 80s and 90s. I don't do it now until they show me something worthwhile. Same rationale of not giving them weekend date nights early on. One thing I've learned is that lots of women are completely ambivalent about getting head and feel they are "supposed to" be into it. That "all women love getting head" is a media myth. About 1/3 of them IME are uptight about their bodies to the extent that they don't want a man's face anywhere close to their snatch no matter how good they look to us or how good their body is objectively. Some of the best bodied women I've been with had the biggest hangups in this respect.

Interesting. Agreed. Hence if you ever notice a girl wanting the lights off or dimmed.

Love giving it and most women I've had love getting it. Great foreplay.

I'm on the same page, although, some gals I may choose not to face dive before testing the pool.

Many moons ago I had a video titled, How to Eat Puzzy Like a Champ, along with some Nina Hartley videos on the subject. I find going down on certain girls fun and arousing, so having learnt some techniques and knowing what I'm doing is an added benefit.

Now, in the spirit of this thread...http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sSflunV92SM

 

[Night-hawk]

^ lol those are some golden lyrics!

 

[NEPA]

+1 on not being able to screw properly if you need to eat the carpet to get a girl off.