stockholder
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Feb 21, 2001
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In this post gay is not equal to being homosexual
Listen to her. Use her name. Smile. Touch her. Make eyecontact (lock eyes) with her. Wear good perfume. Make sure your shoes are clean, you've brushed your teeth, you're body and facial hair looks neat and clean, you've cut your nails, your breath smells good. Act/Be successful, confident, funny, ****y sometimes, leading, intelligent, indifferent, charismatic and happy. Make her react to you physically.
Tired of the same advice? Well here's another old theory.
The advantages of acting gay.
You are always happy. I notice when I'm happy it's easier for women who don't know me to start talking to me. Yes if you make it easy enough for them some women will approach you.
You are sexy. Women who don't know me touch my butt when I'm acting gay. Not all. Some do. That's a start. Remember it is easier to meet new women when you already know a few. Some women I don't know have even kissed me on the cheek (yes newbies your whole week will be good so try this. You can even tell your friends about it.)
You are always kidding. Now I'm talking about women you know at least a little. When you're acting gay and you touch their boob or their ass they won't react that extreme. (Now I'm forgetting in the US they'll sue you for this.) They know you are always kiddin' so what good would it do them if they hit you or if they would be angry. You're kidding right? This makes it even easy to approach women with sexual opening lines (GM
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You are not taking yourself seriously. Don't you hate people who take themselves too seriously?
You are always having fun. Even in every day situations. Acting gay in my opinion has to do with being able to have fun in almost every situation you are in. When it feels like you shouldn't make fun it probably is a bad idea.
Nobody can bullsh1t you. Because you seem to take nothing seriously. You listen to people and look them in their eyes and that will show them you take them seriously. If people still will try to bullsh1t you can unleash hell to the other person by being the alpha male you are.
You don't give a rat's ass about what people think of you.
To you it's more about having fun in doing the thing you do than it is about winning or competition.
How to act gay
Look indifferent. Like seeing her nude won't affect you in a sexual way. You can show interest but not sexually. This is in contradiction with the touch her ass and boobies thing but the only way she'll let you touch her ass/boobs is when you look like you don't really care. You are kidding.
Think of all the things you'd like to do/say to a hot babe and try 'em for real. Always be kidding. Touch her ass or her boobs in a funny situation (in a country where she won't sue you.)
Talk about sex (**** , ****ing, her *****, her tits, stuff like *** ) like you are talking about politics or something.
Be open sexually is important 'cause this way you are planting the thought (in their minds) that you are a sexual person. She'll think about sex every time she sees/hears you.
Always be the comic relief of the group. The clown. Combine this with your alpha male side and don't ever get crushed.
Be an idiot. Society likes idiots. I've made a lot of friends with being the idiot. People start to respect me when they get to learn I'm not the average idiot.
I'm sorry this post is chaotic but being gay is more a feeling than something that has rules. I'll update/edit the post to make it more clear.
[This message has been edited by stockholder (edited 06-25-2002).]
Listen to her. Use her name. Smile. Touch her. Make eyecontact (lock eyes) with her. Wear good perfume. Make sure your shoes are clean, you've brushed your teeth, you're body and facial hair looks neat and clean, you've cut your nails, your breath smells good. Act/Be successful, confident, funny, ****y sometimes, leading, intelligent, indifferent, charismatic and happy. Make her react to you physically.
Tired of the same advice? Well here's another old theory.
The advantages of acting gay.
You are always happy. I notice when I'm happy it's easier for women who don't know me to start talking to me. Yes if you make it easy enough for them some women will approach you.
You are sexy. Women who don't know me touch my butt when I'm acting gay. Not all. Some do. That's a start. Remember it is easier to meet new women when you already know a few. Some women I don't know have even kissed me on the cheek (yes newbies your whole week will be good so try this. You can even tell your friends about it.)
You are always kidding. Now I'm talking about women you know at least a little. When you're acting gay and you touch their boob or their ass they won't react that extreme. (Now I'm forgetting in the US they'll sue you for this.) They know you are always kiddin' so what good would it do them if they hit you or if they would be angry. You're kidding right? This makes it even easy to approach women with sexual opening lines (GM
You are not taking yourself seriously. Don't you hate people who take themselves too seriously?
You are always having fun. Even in every day situations. Acting gay in my opinion has to do with being able to have fun in almost every situation you are in. When it feels like you shouldn't make fun it probably is a bad idea.
Nobody can bullsh1t you. Because you seem to take nothing seriously. You listen to people and look them in their eyes and that will show them you take them seriously. If people still will try to bullsh1t you can unleash hell to the other person by being the alpha male you are.
You don't give a rat's ass about what people think of you.
To you it's more about having fun in doing the thing you do than it is about winning or competition.
How to act gay
Look indifferent. Like seeing her nude won't affect you in a sexual way. You can show interest but not sexually. This is in contradiction with the touch her ass and boobies thing but the only way she'll let you touch her ass/boobs is when you look like you don't really care. You are kidding.
Think of all the things you'd like to do/say to a hot babe and try 'em for real. Always be kidding. Touch her ass or her boobs in a funny situation (in a country where she won't sue you.)
Talk about sex (**** , ****ing, her *****, her tits, stuff like *** ) like you are talking about politics or something.
Be open sexually is important 'cause this way you are planting the thought (in their minds) that you are a sexual person. She'll think about sex every time she sees/hears you.
Always be the comic relief of the group. The clown. Combine this with your alpha male side and don't ever get crushed.
Be an idiot. Society likes idiots. I've made a lot of friends with being the idiot. People start to respect me when they get to learn I'm not the average idiot.
I'm sorry this post is chaotic but being gay is more a feeling than something that has rules. I'll update/edit the post to make it more clear.
[This message has been edited by stockholder (edited 06-25-2002).]
