Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
but they couldn't deal with it if the second toe was longer than the big toe.
I hate when the second toe is longer than the rest. I hate it! Another bad one is if the woman doesn't floss and her gums bleed after brushing. Lets just say you can taste the difference ( I feel sick talking about this one).
My reasons for breaking up with a woman:
- She hit me with a hanger (I figured the weapons would get bigger) and yelled a lot.
- Bad breath
- Lets just say I saw something that kind of looked like a moll on her anus hole.
- Bad feet. I didn't see her feet until she was riding me. They were hard and crusty, dirty, nail polish coming off (I hate that), and her nails were discolored and bubbled up. The funny thing: She offered me a threesome and I turned it down because of her feet. The sex was great.
- Stinking taco (This happened more than once)
- Finally saw her in the daylight. Really bad skin.
- Hair all over their body. I should have known something was up, she was wearing a sweater in August.
- Really Bad teeth. By bad teeth, I mean the front teeth were black. I didn't know because it was dark the first few times I was with her. A lot can hide in the dark.
Some of the reasons above have come in some killer combos.
