Dude wtf you're not a man

[redspicyflag]

If you can't aim, don't be such a pvssy!

Why Do Men Pee Standing Up?

Or A Disgusting Habit Men Have
In the Beginning

God was just about done creating man, but he had two things left over in his bag and He couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He thought He might just as well ask them. He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it....

http://jeremiahhansen.blogspot.com/2005/12/why-do-men-pee-standing-up.html

Seriously

 

[nakedtwister]

I pee sitting down.

 

[mpimpin]

That is crazy. I feel bad for that guys kids. I hope this guy isn't surprised when his kids bring home boyfriends.

 

[~attrACTION~]

I pee standing up, but personally, I've never felt comfortable using urinals. Kind of started back in the first grade. I would use them then, up until other kids would come and push me into the urinal when I was taking a piss. Ever since then I've been uncomfortable, so I use the stalls most of the time. By the way, guys are supposed to pee standing up...that's one of the advantages of being a man.

 

[D!ck Ramsey]

Tell em brother! Real men pee and sh!t standing up... wait.

 

[mpimpin]

I pee standing up, but personally, I've never felt comfortable using urinals. Kind of started back in the first grade. I would use them then, up until other kids would come and push me into the urinal when I was taking a piss. Ever since then I've been uncomfortable, so I use the stalls most of the time. By the way, guys are supposed to pee standing up...that's one of the advantages of being a man.

I'm gonna have to agree with the Urinal thing. My mother is a 1st grade teacher and told me a story about two kids pissing on each other at the urinals. kids are crazy.

Then as adults you have weird guys that will want to have a conversation while taking a piss. Personally I like my privacy....unless I'm drinking and pissing outside randomly . then I could care less lol

 

[Serialized3]

I usually just piss in the sink whenever I can. Bathroom sinks are 30" high as a standard, perfect dick height.

Adam Carolla turned me into a monster when I was a teenager.

 

[Capt.Jack Sparrow]

what the f*uck is wrong with that guy? His balls probably got up and ran away

 

[Suicide]

I usually just piss in the sink whenever I can. Bathroom sinks are 30" high as a standard, perfect dick height.

Adam Carolla turned me into a monster when I was a teenager.

I second the recommendation of the Aceman. Peeing in the sink is the only way to go. I usually give it a shot of water afterward though, otherwise your sink will start to get a funky smell.

Ace Carolla: comedian, actor, visionary.

 

[Luthor Rex]

http://www.mapsu.org/index.htm

Mothers Against Peeing while Standing Up

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the hermitage is looking better and better..

 

[redspicyflag]

That's one of those joke sites
like
"sex is for fags" site

 

[SinJester]

Someone shoot that guy. Seriously. Doesn't he have anything better to do with his time? It's not our problem this guy bends around up his ass so he can't aim and pees on himself. lol

 

[Holland]

That is crazy. I feel bad for that guys kids. I hope this guy isn't surprised when his kids bring home boyfriends.

Word

 

[Rudra]

Some psychorette some time ago actually wrote her masters thesis on this subject.
I found it pretty interesting what she (she!) found out.

- pyssing for men is an act of marking territory and an act of dominance. like dogs do.
- forcing men/ boys to pyss sitting down therefore is a direct attempt at castration to them. That explains the strong unwillingness of most men to take their pyss sitting down.

I understand that pyssing while standing over a normal loo is not the cleanest thing. So what every household with guys in it needs is one of those on the wall urinals.. that look like ceramic cynt heads )) we have one of these, it costs 70 bucks, no big deal installing it, good thing.

And shoot this Jeremiah Hansen poofter... with buckshot in the ace. So he´ll have to stand for the rest of his miserable pyssified wormlike life. Or maybe he´s a comedian? Then all hail to him.

 

[SinJester]

The guy just doesn't know that you can put the seat up... lol

Don't piss in the sink/basin haha

 

[D!ck Ramsey]

I know you guys will probably give me a rough time, but I actually do pee sitting down. I'm just lazy and dont feel like having to scrub my bathroom down every week. No matter how good your aim is, there is always some splash-back and it accumulates over time until your bathroom starts smelling like a zoo.

On the mornings when I know I will be cleaning up, I do enjoy a nice long standing up pee...there is something about it that just feels right, like I am king of the world or something. One day when I settle down and enslave a woman, she will clean up my pee and I can stand all I want.