Drug test

[Skel]

I have a drug test for a job. It came up kind of quickly and I wasnt expecting it. I smoke lots of pot. Help me pass it :cheer:

I know they have herbs and stuff you can take like goldenseal but most likely they will be testing for that. I know to drink cranberry and water but Im not sure that will be enough. A friend said I could drink water and vinegar but Im asking for a second opinion to those who actually know. I have about 3 days and I last smoked um, what time is it?

 

[Bible_Belt]

I don't think you will pass, unless you are one skinny guy. thc is stored in fat.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=94831&highlight="drug+test"

Drug testing is stupid and wrong, and I wish you the best, but you are pushing it by allowing only three days.

 

[[S]alvatore]

http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabis/cannabis_testing.shtml

 

[Skel]

IM super skinny. Im 5'6 and weigh 130lbs. I look like a HS kid. anyways thanks for the vote of confidence and links.

 

[Bible_Belt]

ok then, maybe you stand a chance. I have heard of very skinny people getting by with only a few days of abstaining. You don't have a lot of fat to burn. If you can push the test back a few days, your chances of passing go up dramatically. Don't exercise this weekend and eat enough to not be burning any fat.

 

[Skel]

my friend said take a cup of apple cider vinegar and mix it with a gallon of juice/water and drink nonstop. Ive got nothing to lose so im going to drink water like a whale.

IM also assuming i shouldnt be drinking this weekend because inside the bars i start sweating

 

[PRMoon]

Eat right (low fat low carb) exercise (weights THEN cardio in that order) and any THC should be out of your system in 10 days. This is assuming urinary analysis testing.

 

[TheNewGuy]

Go to your local headshop. They have stuff that you drink 3 hours before a drug test and it cleans your body out. Its like $50, but you'll earn it back in your new job

 

[ntssv]

Lots of water

Drink lots of water. You might be up all night pissing but drink plenty of water. This dilutes your piss which the savy drug testers know about. To combat this, take vitamin B which turns your clear piss (from lots of water) to a yellow color.

High Times magazine has a hotline number to help you through this.

Bye the way, quit doing drugs and you'll have no problem passing piss tests.

 

[ntssv]

Forgot to mention, you need to start drinking water the night before you piss. the vitamin B should be taken a couple of hours before your piss.

 

[souporman]

Okay, first of all, the drinks that you can buy at head shops rarely work plus most labs test for the ingredients used in those drinks anyways. Secondly, many labs now test creatinine levels which show up lower if you dilute your piss too much... but it does work pretty effectively if you can pull it off. 90% of these schemes to get it out of your system are total bs... it takes time. Like some of the other guys said you'll need to work your ass off a burn as much fat as you can up till about 24 - 48 hours before the test. The last day or two you'll want to sit on your couch all day so no more thc is released.

And drinking water continuously is useless if its not within a few hours of the test. The only use of chugging water is to dilute.

 

[Killer_Demo]

drink certo and cranberry juice

 

[TheNewGuy]

Okay, first of all, the drinks that you can buy at head shops rarely work plus most labs test for the ingredients used in those drinks anyways. Secondly, many labs now test creatinine levels which show up lower if you dilute your piss too much... but it does work pretty effectively if you can pull it off. 90% of these schemes to get it out of your system are total bs... it takes time. Like some of the other guys said you'll need to work your ass off a burn as much fat as you can up till about 24 - 48 hours before the test. The last day or two you'll want to sit on your couch all day so no more thc is released.

And drinking water continuously is useless if its not within a few hours of the test. The only use of chugging water is to dilute.

I speak from first hand experience. Those drinks DO work. Even if they could somehow magically detect cleansers, they aren't illegal. Maybe I just like the taste :yes:

 

[souporman]

I speak from first hand experience. Those drinks DO work. Even if they could somehow magically detect cleansers, they aren't illegal. Maybe I just like the taste :yes:

Like it matters if they are illegal or not.. if you use one and they find out you fail the test. These drinks don't work and are a waste of money. Tell me how a magical chemical can sort through your layers of fat and make the thc vanish in 3 hours. It can't. Not to mention alot of them like golden seal can be tested for.

 

[Skilla_Staz]

The best way to pass a drug test is to stay clean in the first place. Duh.

 

[dannowillbookem]

http://www.testclear.com

trust me, they haev live advisors and shiit.

 

[Skilla_Staz]

Watch it be like some undercover police sting operation trying to shut down drug trafficing in the US.

Or else just some dude whos making big money of paranoid druggies.

 

[Skel]

well today is the day. Ill let you know how it goes

 

[TheNewGuy]

Like it matters if they are illegal or not.. if you use one and they find out you fail the test. These drinks don't work and are a waste of money. Tell me how a magical chemical can sort through your layers of fat and make the thc vanish in 3 hours. It can't. Not to mention alot of them like golden seal can be tested for.

They can't not hire me based on my drinking preferences. This is all assuming they can detect them in the first place, which they can't. Varying creatine levels could be caused by anything, what if I'm trying to bulk up?

To pass a test you don't need to rid your fat of THC. You only need to make sure that no THC remains in your pee, or it is masked.

So I'm guessing that time my friend passed a drug test after smoking two days prior, using one of the drinks, didn't really happen. He's definetly NOT at work right now.

 

[souporman]

They can't not hire me based on my drinking preferences. This is all assuming they can detect them in the first place, which they can't. Varying creatine levels could be caused by anything, what if I'm trying to bulk up?

To pass a test you don't need to rid your fat of THC. You only need to make sure that no THC remains in your pee, or it is masked.

So I'm guessing that time my friend passed a drug test after smoking two days prior, using one of the drinks, didn't really happen. He's definetly NOT at work right now.

Actually yes they can fire you based on the detection of those drinks... it's considered failing the test. They can also fire you because of dilution which is also considered failing. Let's say you were taking creatine... about 2% of creatine is turned into creatinine every day... that means you'll have a very miniscule jump in creatinine level and obviously, dilution does the exact opposite. They can detect masks like nitrates, too.

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say your friend did pass it. Like i said before, most, but not all labs test for them. Lets just end it and say that the best way to pass a drug test is to not do drugs in the first place.