hey guys,
since this is my first post i wanna make sure i thank you all for doing what you do and contributing refined knowlege and theory to this site. im pretty new to this dj thing(no more than a month), and so far, its been working very smoothly.
i work in a company of about 400 employees. its a community of its own in that there are alpha males, beta males, omega males and everything in between... with a few hotties.
i'm a 21 year old american badass living in a non-english speaking country and working in a medicine manufacuring company. there's the hottest girl of the company is like 26. needless to say, i started working on her with a lot of the techniques i learned from this site as well as deangelo's mailbags, and fighting off the real competition in a subtle witty way.
everything was going perfect. everything. since i work with her, i didnt wanna get too involved and have **** go around the company about us. i was in it more for the evaluation. an important note to take is that all of our convo's are in english.
my dad used to always give me 'advice' and tell me stories about how great he was with women and what not. he started noticing that, since my effort to improve my skills, more girls/women/moms started showing heaps of attraction for me. i dont remember how it ended up, but he told me that i was doing it all wrong and that he was still more skilled than i was, so... i decided to challenge him. the next day, i got her number and had a 5-day holiday after that.
the second day of the holiday i told my dad about the chick at work, that i got her number, that i didnt give her mine and that, with smses, i wanted to see how well he was at his game.
he took the challenge. (after all, he doesnt have anything to lose, right?) this is how the sms conversation went:
him: guess who's thinking about you?
her: i dunno, who?!!
him: im soo hurt, how could you forget me, tinkie poo? (suicide at this point)
her: im sorry but i have no idea, is this a joke?
him: you're so cruel! i can't believe this!
her: im sorry...
him: im gonna go jump off my roof becuase of you (he said somethin really pathetic like that, i think it was worse, somehting about the sun not shining anymore...)
her: you're not H, are you?!?!
him: oh, im so happy you remembered me, tinkie poo! how are you? (i'm screaming into a pillow now and freaking out. dude, this is work! my ****ing career is at stake!)
her: um...im busy studying.
him: oh really, what?
her: business.
him: oh, wow! i love business!
her: didnt reply
him: are you alone?
her: im with my sister.
him: can i trade places with her?
her: no, im studying.
him: dont worry, i wont bother you, i'll just sit and watch!
her: maybe later...
him: im coming over right now! leave the door open!
her: nothing
me: what have you done with my balls! give em back to me now!!!
him: what are you talking about? now you can **** her.
me talking to myself: i miss my balls....
the rest of the vacation i didnt get any messages and kept myself busy with other girls, friends and parties. im a dj (disk jockey) in training so i was kept quite busy. i went back to work only to get really cold vibes from her, i acted like i didnt know anything about what had happened and she didnt bring it up either. she pulled back and started ignoring me so i did the same, only i didnt show that i was bothered in any way. it did bother me tho. i went home that day and told my dad what had happened and he just replied, "well, hamza....she's obviously crazy and very immature. dont worry about her."
WTF!?!?!
anyways, i figured that what's sone is done and that i should just move on. and i did. i ignoreed her completely unless she was in my face or whatever where i'd say a 'good morning" to her non chalantly. i started flirting with other chicks in the company in front of her and just basicaly living out my life care free. at first, she wasnt giving any room for anything. but i acted like i didnt know what was up and that i thought something was wrong with her. then she started stealing glances of me which i ignored at first. i started looking back and she would look away. then i noticed her staringat me every chance she'd get, then turning away when i'd CASUALLY glance at her. then we started making momentary eye contact, which i thought was a good thing, until i tried grinning at her and then the process starts all over.
this wasnt really bothering me becuase i more or less took her as a project chick until.... until i found out she's bi! she had a friend who used to work her but quit a month or so ago. i always used to see them together and thought that they were just good friends. htey would always spend the night at each others house and come back the next day all bubbly. one i asked them if they had fun and they just replied, "we didnt sleep!" and giggled. recently, she was caught by this other chick that i flirt with in the bathroom with her 'bestfriend's" replacement. guys, i have to ****ing get in this triangle. you see, i live in a quite conservative country and people end up going fruity because of the lack of play and fear of society. they just couldnt find trustworthy ****. **** man, I NEED IN!!!!
since there really isnt a rush on this(even tho id like to be ****ing 3 chicks in the same bed with a peep show tomorrow), im open for any good advice on what i should do. and again, thanx guys
since this is my first post i wanna make sure i thank you all for doing what you do and contributing refined knowlege and theory to this site. im pretty new to this dj thing(no more than a month), and so far, its been working very smoothly.
i work in a company of about 400 employees. its a community of its own in that there are alpha males, beta males, omega males and everything in between... with a few hotties.
i'm a 21 year old american badass living in a non-english speaking country and working in a medicine manufacuring company. there's the hottest girl of the company is like 26. needless to say, i started working on her with a lot of the techniques i learned from this site as well as deangelo's mailbags, and fighting off the real competition in a subtle witty way.
everything was going perfect. everything. since i work with her, i didnt wanna get too involved and have **** go around the company about us. i was in it more for the evaluation. an important note to take is that all of our convo's are in english.
my dad used to always give me 'advice' and tell me stories about how great he was with women and what not. he started noticing that, since my effort to improve my skills, more girls/women/moms started showing heaps of attraction for me. i dont remember how it ended up, but he told me that i was doing it all wrong and that he was still more skilled than i was, so... i decided to challenge him. the next day, i got her number and had a 5-day holiday after that.
the second day of the holiday i told my dad about the chick at work, that i got her number, that i didnt give her mine and that, with smses, i wanted to see how well he was at his game.
he took the challenge. (after all, he doesnt have anything to lose, right?) this is how the sms conversation went:
him: guess who's thinking about you?
her: i dunno, who?!!
him: im soo hurt, how could you forget me, tinkie poo? (suicide at this point)
her: im sorry but i have no idea, is this a joke?
him: you're so cruel! i can't believe this!
her: im sorry...
him: im gonna go jump off my roof becuase of you (he said somethin really pathetic like that, i think it was worse, somehting about the sun not shining anymore...)
her: you're not H, are you?!?!
him: oh, im so happy you remembered me, tinkie poo! how are you? (i'm screaming into a pillow now and freaking out. dude, this is work! my ****ing career is at stake!)
her: um...im busy studying.
him: oh really, what?
her: business.
him: oh, wow! i love business!
her: didnt reply
him: are you alone?
her: im with my sister.
him: can i trade places with her?
her: no, im studying.
him: dont worry, i wont bother you, i'll just sit and watch!
her: maybe later...
him: im coming over right now! leave the door open!
her: nothing
me: what have you done with my balls! give em back to me now!!!
him: what are you talking about? now you can **** her.
me talking to myself: i miss my balls....
the rest of the vacation i didnt get any messages and kept myself busy with other girls, friends and parties. im a dj (disk jockey) in training so i was kept quite busy. i went back to work only to get really cold vibes from her, i acted like i didnt know anything about what had happened and she didnt bring it up either. she pulled back and started ignoring me so i did the same, only i didnt show that i was bothered in any way. it did bother me tho. i went home that day and told my dad what had happened and he just replied, "well, hamza....she's obviously crazy and very immature. dont worry about her."
WTF!?!?!
anyways, i figured that what's sone is done and that i should just move on. and i did. i ignoreed her completely unless she was in my face or whatever where i'd say a 'good morning" to her non chalantly. i started flirting with other chicks in the company in front of her and just basicaly living out my life care free. at first, she wasnt giving any room for anything. but i acted like i didnt know what was up and that i thought something was wrong with her. then she started stealing glances of me which i ignored at first. i started looking back and she would look away. then i noticed her staringat me every chance she'd get, then turning away when i'd CASUALLY glance at her. then we started making momentary eye contact, which i thought was a good thing, until i tried grinning at her and then the process starts all over.
this wasnt really bothering me becuase i more or less took her as a project chick until.... until i found out she's bi! she had a friend who used to work her but quit a month or so ago. i always used to see them together and thought that they were just good friends. htey would always spend the night at each others house and come back the next day all bubbly. one i asked them if they had fun and they just replied, "we didnt sleep!" and giggled. recently, she was caught by this other chick that i flirt with in the bathroom with her 'bestfriend's" replacement. guys, i have to ****ing get in this triangle. you see, i live in a quite conservative country and people end up going fruity because of the lack of play and fear of society. they just couldnt find trustworthy ****. **** man, I NEED IN!!!!
since there really isnt a rush on this(even tho id like to be ****ing 3 chicks in the same bed with a peep show tomorrow), im open for any good advice on what i should do. and again, thanx guys
