Don't cheesy pickup lines make PERFECT openers?

thechosenone2190

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They're funny and direct. They can be used in almost any context. They are never meant to be taken literally.

For example:

Me: Excuse me
HB: yes?
Me: Did you fart?
HB: no...
Me: Because you just blew me away!
HB: hahaha
Me: By the way, what's your name?

Insert any of the following cheesy pickup lines instead, and they're all just as effective:

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
 

PrettyBoyAJ

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This works for class clowns. But let's see how "easy" it is to bed them.
 

diabolicplans

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I don't know, word games seem kind of weak, they take more time to memorize than regular openings . That's my opinion at least.
 

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ANYTHING makes a good opener if you've got the personality to back it up.
 

rushing dude 123

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I think cheesy lines work, but I don't think the example u used is a good one. Talking about farts when u first start talking to chicks dosn't exactly get them super horny haha.

The one I usually use is:

what's the time?

HB: blah

No it's time for me to get your number haha

^ I used that a few times then just say, i'm just playing i just wanted to talk to u. Get talking then close the deal.

But yeah most cheesy ones are pretty good, but not that fart one.
 
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