Don Juan Under-The-Influence

[MercutioTHEGREAT]

Okay first off i want to say even though i'm new here I made sure I Read the "bible" 1st......and read up on the whole art of being a don juan.....

So I'm at this party right and I'm starting to drink.Drink Drink Drink we all seem to do when partying till a point were i'm falling all over the place..now being the person I am I'm still not comfortable just going up to chicks and talking to them I always seem to drift when my friends are talking to girls and their always reaching down the back of there pants just to find something to say to get from standing their having dead silence. So Not only was i drinking but I decided that me and "MaryJane" could be friends for a couple hours so I rolled a B**** and smoked it with my friends. Well we are all grown here so i'm just gonna let this fly. Now I'm HIGH and DRUNK and I'm Feeling FABULOUS!!! It felt so DAMN GOOD!! So getting to the point I all of a sudden Find myself talking to everyone at this party. And my Don Juan Game stepped up ten Fold. Then all of a Sudden this HOT girl walks over (i'm talking about a chick most normal guys have no chance with hot) and I'm talking to her. And I know exactly what to say and she smiling and All of a sudden i'm like grabbin her boobs and slapping and humping her butt (just flirtin) right in front of my friends. I then end up makin out with this chick and she wanted me to give me her my number but i didn't and i got hers.

This all just happend last night too.....

So I just wanted to know that why is it that I have to get Drunk and High for a girl to approach me. I later talk to my friend and he told me I was being an A**h*** a little too her forgetting her name and still she stayed. Oh and by the way I got her to Stuff a Bud light down her shirt. HAHA. I need help because I want to unleash this person inside of me. It took me shots and Drags just to pull out the don juan in me. I don't know I wasn't really scared to talk to her either. I was really confident But I just want to know is this normal and could i just get some help!!!!!

 

[Sasha]

YEA YEA!! I KNOW THAT PERSON!! IT'S INSIDE ME TO!!! SEEN HIM ONLY WHEN EXTREMLY DRUNK!!

 

[MercutioTHEGREAT]

No But seriously what the hell is that why is it that I have to be like DRRRRRRUUUNK AND HHHHHIIIGGH THAN a Biyatch to be a straight pimp??? I mean this was the kind of girl who would never give me the time of day!! and all of a sudden im U-T-I and she's attracted to me. The convo was be-u-T-FuLL. I was so smooth...damn I forgot her name again!!

 

[specialed]

that's because you ended up not caring and feelings good about yourself...thus having this confidence. more importantly you weren't caring.

 

[MercutioTHEGREAT]

I've got it!!!!!

Seriously I think all Don juan's who've been U-T-I can relate
it's a new Style of going after women (not new but the first time it's been classified as a style)

I CALL IT ZONIN.....

I'm gonna do a couple of Field reports on this then I'll make this official.:yes:

 

[cant think of a user name]

Hahaha "ZONIN"... I can just imagine it:

To zone, or to get in the state of zoning, one shall follow the 3 B's!

1. Beer
2. Blunt
3. Biatches

Repeat steps 1 and 2 if needed.

Warning: Zoning may have an adverse effect on your health. Excess zoning may cause dizziness, nausea and other symptoms.

Don't take this the wrong way, but many of the younger guys that come on this site are somewhat impressionable - we don't want to encourage drug use among them do we?

 

[josekortez]

I equate me under the influence of alcohol to Popeye after he eats his spinach.

That's why I can't wait to go out tonight. Last weekend at the club, I danced with this girl through 2 songs, told her to put her number in my phone. I called her Wednesday, we talked for about 15 minutes, and talked her into coming over to the crib on Sunday. But if it wasn't for the Captain Morgan, I don't know if all this would be taking place.

The Cap'n makes it happen!

 

[MercutioTHEGREAT]

I'm Doing a Field Report on it Tonight
I will Report back to this Site

Zonin=The Art of getting "Zoned out" with much Help from Miller and Mary

You Guys Must try this...it worked for me!!!

 

[ego]

This might be one way, but not for all of us.

When I get real drunk I become too, and i really meen TOO, much of an *******.

The priority when real drunk is, as you might already have experienced, as follows:

1. Alcohol
2. Friends
3. Music
4. Cigarettes
5. Girls


So, if I get to choose between a girl and a cigarette... Oh, cigarettes first!

Don't drink too much.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Don't let it become a habit, but yes, alcohol is liquid DJ in a bottle. At least it is for me. When I have a few shots in me I have NO problem walking up to a group of hot girls and putting the mack on .

I like that term, "zonin" lol.

 

[Dj Joey]

Not a DJ

What you guys are doing is completely wrong... Really, I felt the urge to make this account just for the heck of it.

Alcohol is not the DJ way, because first of all, you are not in the proper state of mind. It's not you, and you are not in your full concious state, therefore, what you feel, might not be real.

What we have here, is a really huge problem, but it can be stopped, once you stop being an ignorant fool

Do you know why people become addicted to alcohol in the first place?

Well, here is the reason of why. People, start just like you. They feel they can do anything when they are drunk. It's dangerous because you think you can do things you can't actually do, such as beating some bigger guy than you.

You have to keep in mind, that the more you drink, the dumber you become. You might feel awesome after a few driinks, but everyone has a limit. Once you reach that point, things start going downhill. You become dizzy, and your speech/tongue becomes relaxed, AKA, you talk like a drunk dude.

You dont want to be drunk when trying to get a girl right? You want to be in your full concious mental stage, and that way, You feel better, because you dont rely on a stupid degrading substance in order to get girls.

I hope you get what i mean. Remember guys, dont fall into the alcohol trap.

 

[MercutioTHEGREAT]

I was actually gonna let this thread die off but i have to say something..........

I Like to Party....I am not an alchoholic...I don't Even DRINK!! unless it's at a party...When I drink and get high aka ZONIN I get really smoothed.. Now I'm not passing out crazy drunk I'm Just Really relaxed....I do not urge anybody to drink that much but your taking it the wrong way.

There are to type of partiers
1.people who party hard
2.people who party

I fall in between both okay and I never drink till I lose control.
I only indulge to feel good and take the ease off.

some people get hooked some don't but don't make crazy assumptions. Quite factual but not always true.

 

[Black_Italian]

Alcohol makes you loose inhibitions I don’t have inhibitions to begin with so I don’t need alcohol.

I also don’t think its healthy to drink for confidence and the only place it will get you is to an AA meeting when your 40 divorced and have ceroses of the liver. It will eventually spill into other area of your life and you will start drinking to gain confidence at work ect. Don’t think it wont happen to you that’s what all alcoholics say “I didn’t think it would happen to me”

Drinking to gain confidence is stupid, unhealthy and it will only cause you problems. Also when the girl figures out that you only got balls when you drink she will take control of you. When that happens your fu*cked

In summary find ways to go out and talk to people without alcohol. I did and I have never looked back.