Does eating pvssy make you grow a beard faster?

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Let’s clear up this myth once and for all. Some people say it does, some say it doesn’t. Which is it?
 

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You know I have wondered the same thing at times after a heavy weekend eating at the Y. But I'm not for sure either lol
 

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A little off-topic, but what I want to know is, do they call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken?
 

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I love eating ***** and I grow the thickest, most dense facial hair you've ever seen in your life. What does that make me?
 

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I love eating ***** and I grow the thickest, most dense facial hair you've ever seen in your life. What does that make me?
Really? You've not been with a woman in nearly 2 years. If you love it so much, get to work already..
 

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Really? You've not been with a woman in nearly 2 years. If you love it so much, get to work already..
sure but I'm done with the nonsense. I should be dating quality women in their mid to late 20s


You guys want me to settle for any garbage that approaches me
 

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What?
 

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Let’s clear up this myth once and for all. Some people say it does, some say it doesn’t. Which is it?
If it's you I wouldn't recommend pvssy licking.

You'd come off as being submissive and ultimately that's going to end up bad for you.

Dominant guys with some pvssy fetish could hold frame there by getting their women to do some acts prior to the deed that sets them apart from being projected as a submissive.
 

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LOL
Who told you this?
Someone is messing with your head.
 

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If it's you I wouldn't recommend pvssy licking.

You'd come off as being submissive and ultimately that's going to end up bad for you.

Dominant guys with some pvssy fetish could hold frame there by getting their women to do some acts prior to the deed that sets them apart from being projected as a submissive.
Yeah.

Every time I offered to eat out a chick, they would decline. And then she would be turned off by me even bringing it up. Won’t ever ask again.

They’ll offer me BJs when we’re fooling around, but decline the reverse. It’s weird.
 

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Yeah.

Every time I offered to eat out a chick, they would decline. And then she would be turned off by me even bringing it up. Won’t ever ask again.

They’ll offer me BJs when we’re fooling around, but decline the reverse. It’s weird.

would not date anybody who wouldn't let me eat the *****


and I'll eat it for an hour if that's what it takes to make them ***
 

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Let me know how your HPV virus aquisition works out for you.....
 

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If it's you I wouldn't recommend pvssy licking.

You'd come off as being submissive and ultimately that's going to end up bad for you.

Dominant guys with some pvssy fetish could hold frame there by getting their women to do some acts prior to the deed that sets them apart from being projected as a submissive.
Not not to say to the bro. He's learning.
 

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sure but I'm done with the nonsense. I should be dating quality women in their mid to late 20s


You guys want me to settle for any garbage that approaches me
Your standards are so high that I'd be amazed if you will be licking a woman anytime soon. Nothing wrong with standards, but yours are unreal most of the time for a car salesman. Now, if you were a celeb, young politician, multi-billion or deca-millionaire with a huge social circle, that's something else. You shouldn't be licking a woman until you're in a "relationship" and preferably STD checked. Always have the woman reciprocate and either bust on her face or preferably down her throat (less mess). :)
 

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Let’s clear up this myth once and for all. Some people say it does, some say it doesn’t. Which is it?
No, but it Will make your tongue grow thicker and longer…
 
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Nah I take ages to grow a beard. And I've investigation more bearded mussels than your average fisheries guy.
 

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Yeah.

Every time I offered to eat out a chick, they would decline. And then she would be turned off by me even bringing it up. Won’t ever ask again.

They’ll offer me BJs when we’re fooling around, but decline the reverse. It’s weird.
There is only one reason a woman would ever decline this; because she knows she's not clean. She may be doing you a favor cuz she may have the cvm wad from last night's Chad still up there (and the Thursday night's, Wednesday night's, Tuesday night's, etc) :rofl:
 
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