Waffler, you are a moron.
Minnesota is neither a city, nor is it the largest west of the Mississippi. The are around Houston, TX is home to almost as many people as the entire state of Minnesota.
Now that I'm done being an ass, I'd like to comment on the actual post.
I've gone clubbing a couple times, but the people here who visit clubs are not very attractive and/or usually minorities. Not to be racist, but I try not to meddle with girls of other ethnicities.