Do you think putting, "No fat chicks"...

[squirrels]

...on my MySpace profile would deter the hot ones from trying to talk to me, because I seem "shallow" or "mean"? I swear, I get a new friend invite every other day, but only one in 20 of them isn't whale-bait.

 

[The Truth]

Depends how good looking you are. If you keep in shape and look after your appearance then yes, you have the right to demand the same standards. But if you are a slob, then beggars can't be choosers as the saying goes. Confidence is great but self delusion is not.

Although generally I don't think there's any reason to be rude or offensive unless someone offends you. THAT would put other chicks off so I'd suggest writing it more positively, like "I prefer only slim women" instead of "no fat chicks". It's all a matter of wording but it's the difference between being "selective" and being "discriminative" and reflects more positively on you.

 

[Nighthawk]

PLEASE PUT 'NO FAT CHICKS' ON YOUR MYSPACE.

It will annoy fat chicks and turn babes on.

 

[Analytic]

This place is starting to turn into bodybuilding.com forum, full of dirtbags..

 

[Driven2Succeed]

dude.. Fat chicks arent so bad.. they will worship ur c0ck.. no joke there.. some of the best dome i ever received was from a chunker..

they're kinda like mopeds tho.. cool til ur friend catches u on one..

that being said, i think some of the older virgins on this site should utilize fat chicks and start practicing..

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

There's nothing wrong with having a preference, it's just how you say it. Consider saying "fit and athletic chicks only."

 

[Vulpine]

I agree with Fd'A, stay with the positive tone throughout your profile.

Shy away from terms like "no", "don't", "can't", etc. Instead, use "prefer", "rather", "try", and terms to describe the ups instead of the downsides.

The aim is to have chicks associate you with good things, and fat chicks aren't good things, so don't bring them up.

 

[Tomatoes]

There's nothing wrong with having a preference, it's just how you say it. Consider saying "fit and athletic chicks only."

No because 95% of all girls are insucure and prob wont add to it

 

[Bonhomme]

Loose lips sink ships.

Why say anything about it? Just come across as an interesting, fun person, add who you want to add and don't add who you don't want to add.

 

[squirrels]

Loose lips sink ships.

Why say anything about it? Just come across as an interesting, fun person, add who you want to add and don't add who you don't want to add.

Yeah that's what I'm doing now. I just get this constant stream of oinkers trying to holler at me. Every time I get a message from one, I just want to send them something back that says, "J00 fat. Go 'way."

They try to hide it, too. You can tell by the pics they post that only show their faces, or extreme close-ups of the cleavage, or "from above" shots. If you're gonna be a hog, either admit it and be proud of it, or lose the damn weight.

 

[Nighthawk]

Go with your instincts. Do you think it would put off any hot chick from contacting you? No, they will be attracted to your qualifying and fearless and mean sense of humour. And you will stop getting all the heffers bothering you. Also, if you don't do it you will be a chicken.

 

[ValleyDJing]

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: Whoo all of this was good funny s.hit. Oinkers...the moped quote. Can I have permission to use that one? :crackup:

 

[Krassus]

Occupation: PIMP

If chicks look at your photo and think "my god, he's HOT," then this is cool. If you're an average-looking guy though and have THAT in your profile, they'll find it to be exceedingly lame. Also, get rid of the shrek / fat chick reference. It makes you look like someone with low standards. High-status guys have DOZENS of 'disqualifying factors' and if you list just one and particularly that one, what that communicates is: "i'm not too picky, as long as they're not obese or something...". I don't mean to sound critical, but that's just what chicks will think when they see that stuff If you want something cool to put in under "what i look for in a woman," try "uniqueness" or "passion" or something along those lines that'll make a girl wonder "wait, do *I* have this? I wonder if he thinks i do!" For occupations, if you wanna do something playful, try Taco Bell VP of Burrito Inspection, Lemonade Stand CEO (this is what i'm using haha), Male Escort (105% off today!), etc.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

.. and fat chicks aren't good things, so don't bring them up.

Even though they're stuffed with fluff?

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

No because 95% of all girls are insucure and prob wont add to it

Yeah, but give me fit and insecure over fat and insecure anyday!

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

dude.. Fat chicks arent so bad.. they will worship ur c0ck.. no joke there.. some of the best dome i ever received was from a chunker....

Dude, I've heard that dogs will worship anything too as long as its covered in peanut butter; what's the difference?

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

...on my MySpace profile would deter the hot ones from trying to talk to me, because I seem "shallow" or "mean"? I swear, I get a new friend invite every other day, but only one in 20 of them isn't whale-bait.

Do a field test. Make the most oulandish profile you can like you are the Pickiest ******* in the world. See how many replies you get over the next few days. Then put up your old profile and see how many you get. Then compare.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Do a field test. Make the most oulandish profile you can like you are the Pickiest ******* in the world. See how many replies you get over the next few days. Then put up your old profile and see how many you get. Then compare.

It's already being done in another thread and the replies are being posted.

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

It's already being done in another thread and the replies are being posted.

Where?

 

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This place is starting to turn into bodybuilding.com forum, full of dirtbags..

How so?

If he worded it "must be in shape" like which appears on your average chicks fantasy laundry list of demands would it have a been a problem for you? Would we see you here waving your limp wrist in the air?

Turns out a guys ability to get straight to the point has offended you, oh dear you poor thing.

So he's a " dirtbag " for DARING to have HIS own standards and a lack of descriptive words to give it a P.C sugar coating for you.

Step back a second fella and rethink that illogical knee jerk reaction you just blurted out.